2007-03-30 - A new home for mr-sparkles 2006-01-25 - A 70 day summary in mere paragraphs.... 2005-11-12 - Winter Listening Music 2005-11-09 - Who lives like Diddy, seriously? 2005-11-01 - I want to live in an Earthship. 2005-10-26 - New Digs....Changes Changes 2005-10-25 - On Panda Watch and connecting a series of unrelated events together to create things that changed the world as we know it. 2005-10-25 - On Panda Watch and connecting a series of unrelated events together to create things that changed the world as we know it. 2005-10-18 - Scariest movie HANDS DOWN 2005-10-11 - reproductive tech opinion paper, updated and revised. 2005-10-08 - In the Name of Brotherly Love....... 2005-09-30 - Failed Attempts to Increase College Library Attendence? 2005-09-26 - CAmm Slammed '05 2005-09-15 - The Other Side of the Street. 2005-09-13 - down with maggots. 2005-09-05 - A lougee with a suitcase 2005-09-04 - Nerdery 2005-08-31 - Man-telling of a story. 2005-08-23 - I hate my passport photo because it makes me look like an offensive lineman/serial killer....... 2005-08-22 - Sometimes, being the fool is the true genius. 2005-08-19 - My life seemingly begs for slapstick. 2005-08-11 - Joey Lawrence will FIGHT FOR FOOD 2005-08-10 - Is it always a somber day when a slacker first finds purpose other then doing the least as possible? 2005-08-09 - Cha-cha-chaaaaangggggeeeeeeeessss 2005-08-04 - action movie haiku 2005-07-31 - The education system likes to keep my pockets flat not fat.......... 2005-07-26 - I took a dumb test........ 2005-07-18 - shit that irks my soul.......... 2005-07-17 - 3548 dollars or the kid dies.......... 2005-07-14 - 3000 words, about a dollar a word, for the reinstatement of my financial aid....... 2005-07-13 - no novels, but the novelty has worn off....... 2005-07-12 - SXSW click film festival 2005-07-07 - Calgon wash my troubles away! 2005-07-01 - SXSW 2005-06-26 - Handjobs & Ice Cream 2005-06-23 - The Comradery of a Fart 2005-06-16 - NOT eligible. 2005-06-15 - "Dark knight" 2005-06-14 - I'm still alive..... 2005-05-25 - LIFE'S ALL ABOUT TAKIN' THE MONEYSHOTS FOLKS!!!!! 2005-05-11 - thoroughly disgusted. 2005-05-06 - BLING! 2005-05-04 - Doing the unthinkable........ 2005-05-02 - Mind getting reamed for that paper.... 2005-04-24 - Who says I don't make my mother proud?!?!?!?!?!? 2005-04-22 - In case you wanted to know......... 2005-04-22 - I hope you are sleeping soundly tonite. 2005-04-19 - Takin' a day trip. 2005-04-15 - Bad DVDs 2005-04-08 - nuttin' 4 money, and your chicks for free....... 2005-04-08 - I put my underwear on backwards last night.........how? I do not know.......... 2005-04-01 - Ya'll have a good day now ya hear?!? 2005-03-28 - shit blurbs 2005-03-23 - Just another fine T-shirt in the Mr-sparkles EXCLUSIVE collection.......... 2005-03-17 - Alan Greenspan is a big money hustla 2005-03-16 - running with a 100lbs sack of potatoes 2005-03-14 - Unsent memos of my childhood........ 2005-03-11 - If you must know.....and you really don't need to know.......but I'm really just talking to myself anyways and you've already thought long before its' all crazy anyways....... 2005-03-09 - Quickly before I go to work........ 2005-03-07 - This is where we are....... 2005-03-06 - film and tapeworms 2005-03-03 - Why aren't you listening to??!?!?!?! Why aren't I listening to??!!??! WHY AREN'T WE LISTENING TO?!?!?!? 2005-03-01 - My skills and interests. 2005-02-28 - Looking, Cooking....... 2005-02-25 - Da Bomb and shit....... 2005-02-14 - Happy Valentine's day....... 2005-02-13 - Vacation with my grrlie can't come too soon............ 2005-02-11 - Update? 2005-02-08 - It is official......... 2005-02-08 - A little history........ 2005-02-08 - MU-sic 2005-02-05 - Old friends and peeing. 2005-02-04 - Pure genius of a man.......... 2005-02-03 - big enough for the double quarter pounder, too big for the playplace......... 2005-02-03 - Prayer.......... 2005-02-03 - Ole Misering ass Mike.......... 2005-01-30 - I could bitch into space about work, but I'll only say this......... 2005-01-28 - Trying desparately to make my sick days not look absolutely worthless........ 2005-01-28 - Flu-boogaloo 2005-01-17 - thank yous in the aftermath..... 2005-01-12 - People's minds are wasted....... 2005-01-19 - there was a time when I wrote good diary entries........ 2005-01-18 - I know I post too many IM convos, but fuck it, it's where I work brilliance. 2005-01-16 - DANCIN' ON THE CEILING 2005-01-14 - HYPNOTISM IS A WONDERFUL THING 2005-01-12 - Eternal............Boundless 2005-01-06 - Canada Bound....... 2005-01-06 - Old folks are cool........ 2005-01-04 - Nikc Popped my Tom Waits Cherry....... 2005-01-02 - I'm surrounded by idiots.........no.......fools..........no...........ignoramuses? 2004-12-31 - Taken from HERE 2004-12-28 - I have a hard time trusting anyone named Joe Butt........ 2004-12-24 - Lay it on thick with the Christmas Spirit over here....... 2004-12-23 - Fine lines to walk....... 2004-12-22 - how I will look in 30 years........ 2004-12-21 - If a picture could sum up my life........... 2004-12-19 - International Sweetie....... 2004-12-17 - Film III Towson University kids can get the gasface.......... 2004-12-16 - A circuit bent Speak n' Spell man........ 2005-01-14 - Dumb dreamin' 2004-12-11 - 3 words. 2004-12-10 - A plane ticket........ 2004-12-08 - Late words..........late nights. 2004-12-06 - From the desk of Mr-sparkles, editor of http://mr-sparkles.diaryland.com 2004-12-05 - Mos Def "The Panties" off the new album, "THE NEW DANGER" Get it.........This is what I feel right now. 2004-12-04 - Wooooo! Whatta fuckin' day....... 2004-12-01 - Everyone should have a team of girl karate/kungfu killers....... 2004-11-30 - Just to let you know........ 2004-11-29 - Go to the Book Thing....... 2004-11-27 - Good Night Equation......At a lesbian/gay nightclub karoake night. 2004-11-26 - A grown man in a youth husky........ 2004-11-23 - Just a typical night of work.......... 2004-11-21 - fuck-a-cold 2004-11-19 - Need I say more? 2004-11-18 - The Evolution of a haircut........... 2004-11-16 - I feel dirty and ordinary 2004-11-15 - TIGER STREET!!!!!!!!!! 2004-11-12 - I want to collect cheap colonge....... 2004-11-12 - I can easily be called a genius, kook, or an asshole in the same sentence............and in titling this sentence for my entry alone is further proof I'm all three......... 2004-11-10 - If you fart in a forest and no one is there........does it make a sound? 2004-11-08 - more and more Mr-Sparkles FUNTOIDS!!!!!!! 2004-11-07 - BBQ sauce is bold and drives you to jerk........ 2004-11-05 - oh........the things to come.......the things to come........... 2004-11-02 - As we all wait anxiously for which puppet gets the invisible, guiding hand up their ass........ 2004-10-28 - The Big Apple........get your wallets readied......... 2004-10-26 - YOU'RE FIRED! 2004-10-24 - The life of a stunt ass. 2004-10-22 - Vaseline and A Pint of Ben and Jerrys: The only two things that are keeping a sad old man and a dumb big girl apart. 2004-10-19 - My 3 day weekend wrap-up 2004-10-15 - oh shit........ 2004-10-13 - Bad Boy For Life 2004-10-06 - 23 years in human time........ 2004-09-28 - random mind dribble wandering at work 2004-09-28 - random mind dribble wandering at work 2004-09-26 - Saturday night on Mars, Sunday night at Work.........My two faced life. 2004-09-22 - 401..........fuck I'm sick.......... 2004-09-21 - Carbon copy 2004-09-20 - Hot, Hotter, Hottest 2004-09-17 - Bullets. 2004-09-16 - Pull everyone's Bitch Card tonite........ 2004-09-10 - Having sex with a mongolian chess master........ 2004-09-08 - The vinyl looks purdy. 2004-09-05 - I'm the bald man with the pony tail holding a book of philosophy........ 2004-10-04 - finding it, found it 2004-10-02 - To the ultimate submissives. 2004-09-28 - 50000 dollars 2004-08-26 - GSD 24-7-365 all up in your shit.......... 2004-08-21 - SHIT LIST!!!!!!!!! 2004-08-18 - Well, okay, day one in the attempt to write more. 2004-08-10 - Dr. Phil is fat. 2004-08-10 - http://mr-sparkles.diaryland.com "e-stomping ground" 2004-08-08 - Alright fan(s) 2004-08-07 - An old Email from the past.......... 2004-08-03 - Don't hold back the bitch slaps 2004-08-02 - "throws-fists-in-air" would be my indian name. 2004-07-22 - "I don't want to 'hang out' anymore" 2004-07-17 - Long time no see fan(s) 2004-07-04 - Nerd Sex! 2004-06-26 - I'm not dead, surprisingly 2004-06-14 - I'm tired of being romantic....... 2004-06-09 - The secret to life is shutting the fuck up about it............... 2004-06-04 - CD Purchases 2004-06-02 - Soaping twice.................like a sucker. 2004-06-01 - rain will be the death of me......... 2004-05-31 - Jubilation.......... 2004-05-30 - BANKROLLS!!!! 2004-05-26 - 2nd to the cooler, the BUG LIGHT.......2nd greatest product of HILLBILLY innovation 2004-05-23 - Cindy-Loo thinks i'm a catch! 2004-05-22 - $3,198.00 worth of entry......... 2004-05-21 - GET THE DEAD HOOKER OUT OF YOUR ROOM........... 2004-05-19 - "Chillax" 2004-05-17 - Sprinkle your pixie dust on the tips of tongues 2004-05-12 - Nightmares On Wax-the chillest of the chill.......... 2004-05-06 - I'm so god damned suave.......call me Gerardo. 2004-05-05 - CYOA #120819084 Mike, You're a STAR..........MON-STAR!!!!!!!! 2004-05-02 - Kate Winslet don't got a Helena Bonham Carter face.........but she gots some tig ol' bitties....... 2004-04-24 - birch, green, and red.......some chrome maybe and a little blue against the white walls.......... 2004-04-20 - RUG LUNCHIN! 2004-04-18 - Nerds + Swordplay = ULTIMATE GEEK! 2004-04-17 - Call me Zoltan 2004-04-13 - Big Fat girl dance majors. 2004-04-11 - I'm a winner! 2004-04-07 - Fit like a whistle 2004-03-30 - Jive talk 2004-03-29 - It's more fun to compute................. 2004-03-27 - Maybe I'll go buy a gun............ 2004-03-25 - shimmery............... 2004-03-22 - "Hoes just carry a pocketful of change mang......." -Black Dave 2004-03-17 - Sleep is the cousin of death, Crank is the hillbilly uncle. 2004-03-15 - HAIR! WONDERFUL HaaaAIRRRRRR!!!!!!! 2004-03-13 - Costume to end all costumes 2004-03-12 - A dirty nut will always be....... 2004-03-11 - Part 3 finally........ 2004-03-07 - Part deux........ 2004-02-28 - A very long entry in 3 parts. 2004-02-23 - Oh, yeah, it's straight silly 2004-02-20 - "Darknesses!!!!!!!!" 2004-02-18 - Does Joni Mitchell make me look gay? 2004-02-14 - SAFETY MIKE! 2004-02-10 - I hope you stretched your legs...... 2004-02-09 - 3 day weekend wrap-up 2004-02-07 - The Peth survey thingie 2004-02-03 - A mixed drink o shit..... 2004-02-02 - adding to the Internet fiasco..... 2004-02-01 - A revelation......... 2004-01-30 - Keep your eyes on the prize. 2004-01-27 - Yup, my shoes hurt......... 2004-01-21 - My life summed up in a section of a book store. 2004-01-16 - Digital Cable Consumption 2004-01-16 - It can't always be handjobs and ice cream...... 2004-01-15 - White People shouldn't pick up chopsticks........ 2004-01-14 - Employed........ 2004-01-12 - QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MUSIC THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!! 2004-01-07 - Digital Cable, TAKE MY LIFE AWAY........ 2004-01-04 - CHAMPION OF COURAGE......... 2004-01-03 - Prisons and duckpin......... 2004-01-01 - Ring in the New Years........ 2003-12-31 - The Chronic Mastur-Fader crew, DJing in the abyss. 2003-12-30 - 157 reasons to clean up and organize...... 2003-12-29 - Nothing says love like OYSTER EATING CONTEST 2003-12-27 - For all you avid Cameltoe-ers 2003-12-25 - Happy Xmas peoples. 2003-12-24 - Catching the vapors.... 2003-12-23 - Big Brother Peanut 2003-12-21 - If you're gonna throw a party with a dance floor, you might as well get some good music too...... 2003-12-20 - Von Dutch?!??! Bitch, I could just smack you....... 2003-12-18 - updates for fates. 2003-12-15 - Give me a nagging mother, a chill father, and a piece of mind...... 2003-12-14 - Saddam is caught 2003-12-13 - A rhyme rhyme 2003-12-11 - those wacky Krsnas 2003-12-11 - When you done already lost your mind and then some and you lost whatever took your mind's place...... 2003-12-10 - Why do people confide in me?!?! 2003-12-09 - In case you didn't know, I got a ribbon to prove it. 2003-12-09 - Who doesn't love a good farce?!?! 2003-12-08 - - 2003-12-07 - Long lost twin brother??!?!?! 2003-12-07 - Welcome to Crazy-Ville 2003-12-04 - Breaking-News!!!!!!! 2003-12-03 - never was pretty for your pity...... 2003-11-30 - GOING FUCKING INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE 2003-11-28 - flabbergasted 2003-11-28 - Oh, it's coming......death beckons you............ 2003-11-27 - Creativity only sprouts up when you got more "important" things to do........ 2003-11-27 - Happy Turkey Day and for all you fellow veggies, HAPPY.....Um......Cranberry Sauce day!!! 2003-11-26 - Coma sleep, Coma wake 2003-11-25 - SNAFU 2003-11-23 - If you don't respect Shuggie, then love for you is gonna be an uphill battle....... 2003-11-23 - "Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours. " 2003-11-23 - trying not to be unconscious in the world of the conscious hip-hop 2003-11-22 - International Federation of Competitve Eaters Dream Grrl 2003-11-22 - Perfect Quote........... 2003-11-20 - "Big Flat Moneys" 2003-11-20 - What is on the line and what I got riding on it......... 2003-11-19 - Scary funny is the ONLY funny....... 2003-11-19 - She's Baaaaaaaaaackkk!!!!!!!! 2003-11-18 - I did it because I wanted to be BIG...........SO VERY BIG. 2003-11-17 - The very fruits of crate diggin aren't always in the beats......... 2003-11-16 - Riding Hubcap Spinners 2003-11-15 - Disclaimer!!!!!!!!! 2003-11-15 - I want my stereo back........... 2003-11-14 - SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2003-11-13 - FILM KIDS 2003-11-13 - Should've of worn that vest..........Now you're gonna get your ass put to rest......... 2003-11-12 - Telemarketer From Hell 2003-11-12 - in jeans we trust 2003-11-10 - It's some rough stuff I tell you. 2003-11-08 - I fought the laws, and busted a nut...... 2003-11-08 - Fighting the good fight or just being restless morning, noon, and night? 2003-11-07 - That girl is RED DICE.......... 2003-11-06 - Dead batteries suck. 2003-11-05 - No More WIshes, Just Ultimatums 2003-11-04 - Bad dream? Who gives a shit? 2003-11-01 - Lazy days and halloween nights. 2003-10-31 - Having a hollow-ween. 2003-10-30 - Open your own eyes only after you open your heart...... 2003-10-29 - Trick or Treatin', funky style. 2003-10-27 - Link Friendly......... 2003-10-26 - Driving it home....... 2003-10-24 - A man can dream, a man can wish, a man of means is usually a man pissed. 2003-10-22 - Crazy talking...... 2003-10-22 - "Undeniable" like perfumes made by Billy Dee Williams 2003-10-21 - For my LOML...........courtesy of Manu Chao. 2003-10-20 - brief, like the underwear I don't like 2003-10-16 - Fre-gling! 2003-10-14 - World Series of Poker 2003-10-12 - watch out man! 2003-10-12 - I keep it gully. I do. 2003-10-10 - Making cassaroles n shit. 2003-10-06 - Today, I am 22......... 2003-10-04 - Callin' people out......... 2003-09-30 - I feel Josh Martinez in more ways then I can even understand...... 2003-09-29 - The fruits of labor on a fifteen minute break 2003-09-27 - fucktubular 2003-09-26 - For Bat. 2003-09-26 - Just when the Tsunami was about to hit the shore......... 2003-09-25 - Shit is hectic....... 2003-09-23 - black like my granddaddy's armchair..... 2003-09-21 - Isabel survival blowout sale!!!!!!! 2003-09-18 - Odd dreaming-extra sleeping. 2003-09-16 - Is there such a thing about artistic oppression? 2003-09-14 - This is how it goes for all the playas and hoes 2003-09-11 - My reproductive tech opinion paper 2003-09-07 - Sometimes you gotta vent....... 2003-09-06 - clock out, 4 life! 2003-09-03 - COP ROCK! 2003-09-03 - mind powers 2003-09-02 - Five Questions Game 2003-08-31 - Weighing options 2003-08-30 - When in doubt, update with a funny picture...... 2003-08-28 - I'm a kickass monster! 2003-08-25 - Standstill 2003-08-23 - I guess it's all minor. 2003-08-21 - Keeping it linear in the realm of the boundless 2003-08-17 - Poor Uncle Mike's guide to life amongst other things. 2003-08-15 - sucks to this bullshit. 2003-08-15 - Post ocean wrap-up 2003-08-11 - Going to the Ocean for 2 days....... 2003-08-10 - If I told you something, would you keep it a secret?!?! 2003-08-08 - A hobby reaches a whole new level when you start to buy heavy duty shelving for it......... 2003-08-05 - The dream of dreams 2003-08-04 - good god damnit....... 2003-08-04 - I want to be a puffy little cloud....... 2003-08-02 - More crazy talk.......... 2003-08-02 - Lo ball estimate.......... 2003-07-29 - Sit back and watch the breeze go by..... 2003-07-28 - Butterflies in the stomach........... 2003-07-27 - Sometimes you need a push.......... 2003-07-26 - John Waters on Vincent Peranio, Bumfights, and Double-Double Espresso 2003-07-25 - Things to be happy about OR ELSE!?!?!? 2003-07-25 - The time is now......... 2003-07-23 - Child Size Espresso 2003-07-22 - It must be the Johnny Cakes........... 2003-07-17 - Queer Eye For the Straight Guy 2003-07-15 - Just say Woo and Kevin will stop.......... 2003-07-11 - Oh, is that dirt on your chin?!?!? 2003-07-09 - Sippin my drink cause the cup pourith over 2003-07-05 - You read this trite? 2003-07-04 - My new beer of choice...... 2003-07-01 - July-stravanganza! 2003-06-28 - Guess who's back mutha fuckas!!!! 2003-06-24 - A warm Blanket 2003-06-21 - Killa-Cali 2003-06-19 - Friendster and IDM 2003-06-16 - B is for BOYS, G is for GIRLS, M is for MONEY, X is for ECTASY!!!!! 2003-06-14 - FAT KID KINESIS *DOWNLOAD OUR SONGS!* 2003-06-13 - I'm with Busey if he's buying......... 2003-06-11 - Bad Times, Good Eats 2003-06-10 - Oh I long for.......... 2003-06-09 - Saturday Wrap Up 2003-06-07 - It's one thing to have your art displayed in a gallery, it's another thing to have someone buy it. 2003-06-04 - Laying down tracks. 2003-06-03 - I got this from Daemonchild and she got it from somewhere else. 2003-06-02 - It's just a flesh wound......... 2003-05-31 - Pimps in the paper 2003-05-31 - Lactose did me wrong 2003-05-30 - PIckPeppa Hotsauce 2003-05-29 - devilish 2003-05-28 - Soaking 2003-05-28 - People grow up so fast these days............. 2003-05-27 - It wouldn't be an adventure if it wasn't spontaneous. 2003-05-24 - Tasteful. 2003-05-22 - You call it mistake, I call it FUCKIN UP. 2003-05-17 - The longest entry ever made. 2003-05-17 - Rain, John Waters, a girl in a black dress, and drunk people and their concussions. 2003-05-16 - Pimp Juice 2003-05-14 - Everything falling apart all into place. 2003-05-12 - Cindie-Loo Riffic! 2003-05-10 - King Kong ain't got nothing on me 2003-05-08 - His science is just TOO TIGHT! 2003-05-07 - Super Majority! 2003-05-05 - Redneck innovations 2003-05-04 - Baltimore flava 2003-05-02 - operation dumbo drop 2003-05-01 - Let's talk about fear. 2003-04-30 - beard stroker. 2003-04-29 - A Clash of the Titans 2003-04-29 - Experience the magic. 2003-04-28 - Elvis Costello vs. Big Book of Racism 2003-04-27 - one oppressive regime out and a righteous one in. 2003-04-26 - Them days. 2003-04-24 - Look ma! 2003-04-23 - I can see the floor of my room now!! 2003-04-22 - Frightening? yes. Cute? yes. Frightening-Cute? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY 2003-04-21 - An excerpt from Joan Morgan's "When Chicken-Heads Come Home To Roost" 2003-04-19 - a morning haze 2003-04-18 - Running away from the pack. 2003-04-18 - Alone-ly-ness 2003-04-17 - Bindlestiff-lery 2003-04-15 - Go to Plan B. 2003-04-14 - Signal Faded..........FOR THE LAST TIME! 2003-04-13 - I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. 2003-04-11 - Your Momma so old jokes. 2003-04-10 - Those damn subliminal messages. 2003-04-10 - When I start to write, my brain never fails in shorting out....... 2003-04-10 - Lack of restraint. 2003-04-09 - Man, there's lots to do...... 2003-04-07 - ahhh, the joys of junk mail. 2003-04-07 - ....Another satisfied customer......... 2003-04-06 - Slaughterhouse! 2003-04-04 - hot button action 2003-04-04 - New layout like BAM! 2003-04-02 - WMST (Where Men are Scared to Tread) 2003-04-02 - the good and the bad 2003-04-01 - Just cruise around and nod your head..... 2003-03-30 - Girlboy 2003-03-27 - In search of a layout 2003-03-25 - I liek Milk! 2003-03-23 - Thinking Thinking 2003-03-18 - George Bush Really Knows How to Fuck Up St. Pattie's Day 2003-03-17 - scary picture 2003-03-17 - Beautiful Brenda. 2003-03-16 - a rap rap rap 2003-03-14 - Sometimes you feel numb 2003-03-14 - Ahhh, the joys of Patriotism 2003-03-13 - I AM THE FRIDGE GOD!!!!! 2003-03-08 - Queer as Folk Withdrawl 2003-03-07 - Planes, Trains, and no automobiles 2003-03-06 - Al Sharpton for President! 2003-03-05 - My revision essay 2003-03-05 - My reflection essay on Emma Goldman 2003-03-04 - Time to meet the sister I never had. 2003-03-02 - I want to be Nigella Lawson's sex slave 2003-02-28 - Only in America 2003-02-26 - I have seen the face of god, and it is Andy Milonakis..... 2003-02-24 - You figure it out 2003-02-24 - The crazy world of the pizzeria. 2003-02-22 - Seanbaby presents PORNO VIDEO GAMES!!! 2003-02-21 - For Mom. 2003-02-17 - YET ANOTHER IM CONVO, YOU GUYS HATE ME, RIGHT?!?!?! 2003-02-16 - The most snow I've seen in my entire life........ 2003-02-16 - Random Surealist 2003-02-11 - Quasi-hillbillly-sleep 2003-02-10 - Yet another conversation........... 2003-02-08 - My breakfast with Waters 2003-02-07 - Like my father, I know a lil about alot. 2003-02-06 - My convo with King Shiesty. 2003-02-04 - Bipaperific! 2003-01-31 - I violated Sage Francis 2003-01-29 - food court cipher! 2003-01-29 - The Captain's Private Stock. 2003-01-30 - Teenage Angst Poetry. 2003-01-25 - Quite possibly the greatest image ever?!?!?! 2003-01-20 - Trader Joe's and Undercover Brother. 2003-01-19 - Knowing what you need to know......... 2003-01-16 - A good reason to drop tv 2003-01-14 - Justin Timberlake New Single "Cry Me A River" 2003-01-10 - Bingo night 2003-01-10 - What's the difference between a catheter and a "French" catheter? 2003-01-09 - Let's just set the record straight....... 2003-01-07 - Am I crazy???? 2003-01-05 - My moms 2003-01-04 - Mind farts 2003-01-04 - Short of Bad Company..... 2003-01-03 - Clean-mutha fucka-clean 2003-01-01 - New Years........................wow........ 2002-12-31 - You're in a urinal. 2002-12-29 - Words of wisdom from a modern sage 2002-12-27 - I didn't leave 2002-12-11 - T-minus.....okay breakdown..... 2002-12-10 - Why are all R&B love songs shows have to be called the QUIET STORM? 2002-12-08 - Nothing like coming home to a pile of dishes..... 2002-12-06 - A little piece............. 2002-12-04 - Am I just a ball of negative energy? 2002-12-04 - Good point. 2002-12-03 - Atari's Football 2002-12-03 - Family bitching 2002-12-02 - Start counting up and don't stop till I tell you to. 2002-11-28 - Sleep Study Results 2002-11-26 - CPAPIN' FOO! 2002-11-26 - Manly, no?!? 2002-11-25 - Artsy Names 2002-11-24 - Fucking irate 2002-11-23 - fun with search engines 2002-11-22 - When I disappear............ 2002-11-21 - Evil Robot Army is one stronger 2002-11-20 - What's going on? 2002-11-20 - In the realm of dumbassery, there are two kings........ 2002-11-19 - Me and Alice 4 behind the bedroom door. 2002-11-18 - updated update 2002-11-17 - bah!~ 2002-11-16 - stupor 2002-11-16 - "Fuck the Grilled Cheese" the Friday night recap...... 2002-11-15 - party time 2002-11-15 - Doctor Teeth could beat all these fools. 2002-11-14 - Brain mush 2002-11-14 - broken man...... 2002-11-14 - Probably the most signifigant thing I've ever seen in an AOL IM profile. 2002-11-13 - 70mm is beauty. 2002-11-12 - Swiss I miss 2002-11-11 - Tickle me this. 2002-11-09 - You don't gotta shit at home, but you can't shit here. 2002-11-08 - Pudding 2002-11-07 - ULTIMATE TIME WASTER!!!!!! 2002-11-06 - Going places, next stop nowhere. 2002-11-05 - something something something 2002-11-04 - What day is it? Where am I? 2002-11-03 - Cell Phone Purgatory and Hillbilly reincarnation 2002-11-02 - You wanna know me? 2002-10-31 - A lil that you didn't know about me. 2002-10-31 - A side note. 2002-10-31 - A little aside between me and you. 2002-10-30 - I wish I was made out of plastic right now. 2002-10-29 - Women's class. 2002-10-28 - Writing my way out 2002-10-28 - SOS, Same Old Shit. Saturday, Oct. 26, 2002 - My Diaryland Trading Card 2002-10-26 - Loud mouth 2002-10-25 - Jackass THE MOVIE 2002-10-24 - Shed+Nick=spiritual journey 2002-10-23 - noticing the littler things 2002-10-23 - Zoolander 2002-10-22 - Jibber-jabber 2002-10-22 - Hot Tamales...... 2002-10-21 - Moods changing faster then NYC style. 2002-10-21 - I originally was trying to brainstorm but you got more then a mental tidbit outta me. 2002-10-21 - I don't dream much 2002-10-21 - my power animal. 2002-10-20 - There you go, who needs doctors and technology?!??! 2002-10-19 - Black People Love US! 2002-10-19 - Breakfast at Diane's 2002-10-18 - dream? 2002-10-18 - 2 Hillbillies-signifying monkey....... 2002-10-16 - Getting to know me through reading something of me talking to someone else. 2002-10-16 - Mr. T is a softie 2002-10-16 - The diagnosis. 2002-10-16 - sickness recovery level 2002-10-16 - Cell Phone hell-o 2002-10-15 - Urine-nator 2002-10-14 - Sicko 2002-10-14 - questionairy 2002-10-14 - yup. It's picture time. 2002-10-13 - Blickity BLAU! 2002-10-13 - ZZZzzzzz's 2002-10-13 - ramblings of a monkey-made-man 2002-10-12 - Where the fuck are you? 2002-10-12 - Patty American 2002-10-11 - Vows................ 2002-10-11 - Cheap date Ideas 2002-10-10 - Champagne Jams 2002-10-10 - Just when you feeling like this....... 2002-10-10 - The Monopoly Man can suck my dick..... 2002-10-09 - Totally unmotivated...... 2002-10-08 - Roll Call 2002-10-07 - Random coversation(s) 2002-10-06 - short, short entry 2002-10-05 - For your viewing pleasure........ 2002-10-04 - My life right now in the minute......... 2002-10-04 - Do people change? 2002-10-03 - killing myself 2002-10-02 - twice the poo! 2002-10-01 - Money-spent 2002-10-01 - -ated 2002-09-30 - Finally got a hold of Bat........... 2002-09-29 - NO sleep till............. 2002-09-28 - yup, the long and the short of it, I'm at it's mercy. 2002-09-26 - vows. 2002-09-26 - Mysteries, I'm not Sherlock Holmes, but pass that pipe on over.... 2002-09-26 - a note to you fellas.......... 2002-09-25 - swedish monk? 2002-09-25 - In a funk............ 2002-09-24 - wink wink 2002-09-23 - Music Liberated........... 2002-09-22 - Better then FIRE! 2002-09-21 - Hussein says 2002-09-21 - Where do I fit in? 2002-09-20 - Mr. Show HOORAY FOR AMERICA...... 2002-09-19 - You give a description all the damn time............. 2002-09-18 - You know I'm busy........... 2002-09-17 - Quote.......... 2002-09-15 - floored. 2002-09-12 - ladies........ 2002-09-11 - pointless survey 2002-09-11 - hmmmmmm, fucking titles......... 2002-09-10 - Poophead Pizzaman 2002-09-09 - highlights? 2002-09-06 - Fallen idol 2002-09-04 - SugarMamma 2002-09-04 - There's a Hand in my Head........... 2002-09-04 - Dang. 2002-09-03 - Your Daily Mental Tidbit 2002-09-02 - I'm a fiend.... 2002-09-02 - Impulse. 2002-09-02 - An oily rag, a bottle of cheap booze, and a lighter 2002-09-02 - Priceless.........again 2002-09-02 - A work, work working away..... 2002-09-01 - Just another dumb IM Convo with yet another stranger. 2002-08-31 - UP AND AT 'EM...........oh fuck it, go back to sleep............ 2002-08-30 - I feel Sleepin a' creepin 2002-08-28 - menstrual??? 2002-08-27 - ...............jesus 2002-08-27 - Good god.......... 2002-08-23 - DSL 2002-08-10 - A million things could be said about me, but you can sum it up in less then five.......... 2002-07-16 - Alive, yes I am 2002-07-04 - A big wad of money 2002-07-01 - hmmmm.....UPDATE! 2002-06-29 - Yeah, yeah, here it is............. 2002-06-07 - Empty Promises............ 2002-06-05 - What's going on? 2002-05-28 - yeah, I know......... 2002-05-17 - What I'm realizing....... 2002-05-15 - What's the sunny days look like from here...... 2002-05-15 - Heart and mind the rematch of the century. 2002-05-14 - Gay-o-meter 2002-05-14 - Sleep deprivation information..... 2002-05-13 - For Nonce......... 2002-05-12 - a fun game that has made me avoid studying and doing MEANINGFUL things. 2002-05-12 - schizo??? 2002-05-11 - Change it up........ 2002-05-11 - dehydrated, 2002-05-11 - Nothing wrong with a lil celebration time........ 2002-05-10 - Frostburg........................farewell............ 2002-05-10 - Tired-Man 2002-05-09 - Watch out for the chubby pyro........... 2002-05-09 - Man, it's foggy..........inside and out. 2002-05-06 - the weekend happening 2002-05-01 - shit............ 2002-05-01 - Diaryland, MEET MY FRIEND GLITCHY..... 2002-04-29 - stimuli overkill 2002-04-29 - Man............. 2002-04-28 - 30 not-so-unique things about me...... 2002-04-28 - Not a total waste...... 2002-04-27 - inner child 2002-04-27 - YOU ARE THE WEAK.......... 2002-04-27 - That shiesty bitch Depression. 2002-04-27 - That shiesty bitch Depression. 2002-04-27 - wonder woman? 2002-04-27 - Clinically depressed? 2002-04-27 - Man........... 2002-04-26 - poo.... 2002-04-25 - Things I love.......... 2002-04-24 - Okay the story of the weekend, a couple days late............ 2002-04-22 - 4 days of debuchery..........if that's how you spell it. 2002-04-18 - You really don't want to......... 2002-04-17 - Just priceless............ 2002-04-17 - My fuzzy logic.......... 2002-04-16 - - 2002-04-16 - Why? 2002-04-16 - Affairs of the heart, yet again......... 2002-04-15 - I'll give you an update baby, oh yeah.... 2002-04-14 - Brownies and Rum make Mike a dull boy............. 2002-04-11 - Going home........... 2002-04-11 - A good substance free night.......... 2002-04-10 - Normal, well....for me, not for most, but to some others........bland and tame........ 2002-04-09 - Fucking Pauly SHORE!?!?!?!?!? 2002-04-09 - Breakfast with Sparkles 2002-04-08 - The day is beautiful and the week is blissful..... 2002-04-06 - The end of my rebelliousness?!?! 2002-04-05 - I'm really damn bored.......... 2002-04-04 - Survey 2002-04-01 - Growing tired.......... 2002-04-01 - SPRING BREAK 2k2! Oh yeah! 2002-03-29 - Alive..............? 2002-03-22 - LINKAGE 2002-03-21 - Tired, Winter strikes again........ 2002-03-21 - Damn............ 2002-03-21 - I feel Goth, man I'm a pussy........... 2002-03-21 - ??? 2002-03-20 - Life is poo part II 2002-03-20 - Worry-wart 2002-03-20 - Crackheads, low prices everyday! 2002-03-19 - Essential TAO 2002-03-18 - "IF I GET TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD, I'M GONNA STILL LICK THE JAR." She replies "POONTANG MARTINI!!!!!!!" 2002-03-16 - Frostburg Days and PGH nights 2002-03-14 - False Alarm 2002-03-14 - I can't win............ 2002-03-14 - Passing out, studying for the Math Test..... 2002-03-14 - Whoa, I was in the future........... 2002-03-13 - Are you a menace? 2002-03-13 - Celebrity Boxing-Americana? 2002-03-13 - Check it........... 2002-03-11 - The Cheesiest 2002-03-11 - Lemons beware! 2002-03-07 - Waiting to head home.......... 2002-03-07 - Warrior Stance 2002-03-06 - Wastin time............ 2002-03-06 - I'm such a murderer................ 2002-03-05 - My reply........... 2002-03-04 - The Lowdown, the long and short of it.... 2002-03-03 - Hey, I'm sitting here on my ass! 2002-03-02 - bad news.......... 2002-03-02 - All my fan(s) awaiting my next speech........... 2002-02-27 - Letting go......... 2002-02-27 - Man............. 2002-02-27 - Hey! A poem! 2002-02-26 - I'm running out of titles... 2002-02-25 - A short description for a short description 2002-02-25 - Am I being toyed with???? 2002-02-25 - I feel detached...... 2002-02-24 - A happy thought, Saturday night wrap...... 2002-02-24 - My color Test Results...... 2002-02-23 - Color Quiz 2002-02-22 - Waiting, waiting, waiting.......... 2002-02-22 - I guess I'm the one doing nothing, cause I'm here..... 2002-02-22 - Well, what's goin on??? 2002-02-21 - Late night cipher session.... 2002-02-20 - Paranoid, Stupid, and All out retarded..... 2002-02-20 - I can't stop reciting Vic Ruggiero lyrics...... 2002-02-19 - make it stop........ 2002-02-18 - 5th entry, she exhausts her french for me.... 2002-02-18 - Entry #4, okay, I'm a lil bored, but it's brief..... 2002-02-18 - A brief tidbit........ 2002-02-18 - disclaimer..... 2002-02-18 - I'm a big ol' wuss..... 2002-02-15 - Everything is kosher.... 2002-02-14 - THINGS ARE GONNA BE OKAY, HOT TEARS AND WARM SMILES........AND THE GREATEST PICTURE EVER! 2002-02-13 - I don't know what to think....... 2002-02-13 - Relieved and smiling.... 2002-02-12 - I need to talk to her...... 2002-02-12 - Relationship Woes...... 2002-02-11 - pictures pictures pictures! 2002-02-10 - ergh..... 2002-02-10 - At least we tried....... 2002-02-09 - The night is lookin crappity....... 2002-02-09 - Some Pointless dialogue and some stuff..... 2002-02-07 - Kosher..... 2002-02-06 - Pride? Love? Fear? Truth? All of life's mysteries..... 2002-02-06 - check it out yourself.... 2002-02-05 - IF things were easy, it would be a bit boring.... 2002-02-05 - Confusion, amongst other shit tugging at my heart strings - Brother John, Brother John...... 2002-02-01 - Crazy happening.... 2002-01-31 - hush hush 2002-01-30 - icky-poo 2002-01-29 - Scared, Scared of what? 2002-01-28 - Dorm life. 2002-01-21 - Enter the big nothing........ 2002-01-01 - 2002? ALREADYS? 2001-12-19 - Going home..... 2001-12-15 - drunken-style 2001-12-11 - Life Support 2001-12-07 - abuse 2001-12-02 - The LONGEST entry in the world.....(okay maybe not.....) Part I 2001-12-01 - Another Setback.......cough cough PROCRASTINATION 2001-11-27 - Damn!! It's been a week?!??! 2001-11-19 - Interesting read from my forum, Mr.Blunt.com 2001-11-18 - oh look! A poll thingy..... 2001-11-18 - Sunday football 2001-11-18 - Party Aftermath 2001-11-17 - Weekend of shit? Maybe......... 2001-11-15 - Where to start? 2001-11-13 - I'm not inspired...... 2001-11-11 - The weekend is over....... 2001-11-10 - 1 down.......2 to go..... 2001-11-09 - It's not all that bad...... 2001-11-09 - Yep, how does it feel to know you've totally wasted a whole day of your life? 2001-11-09 - Withdrawl..... 2001-11-08 - The war is over......what does next week have in store? 2001-11-07 - The war is almost over............ 2001-11-06 - Things just piss me off....... 2001-11-06 - The large description of the other small description...... 2001-11-05 - Kid Koala, Infernal Loops, The woman, abnormal growth, Ice cream cake.....amongst other things 2001-11-01 - The weed wasn't half-bad...... 2001-11-01 - I hope the weed was worth it........ 2001-10-31 - Finzel.....and other parts western MD+a brief step over the Mason-Dixon 2001-10-31 - It's been awhile.......a long while......oh so long..... 2001-10-26 - A bitch entry...... 2001-10-25 - A normal entry for a change...... 2001-10-24 - Something I wrote to stay up in classes today....... 2001-10-23 - it's been awhile.......... 2001-10-20 - Hopeless Romantic........ 2001-10-20 - double dosage........Samaritan/sex offender-issue..........and some other shite... 2001-10-19 - I'm diabolical...........and my ass hurts..... 2001-10-19 - Some different ways to say I LOVE YOU 2001-10-18 - In the darkness...............typing.........typing. 2001-10-17 - For Raven..... 2001-10-16 - Get yourself a Wu-name!!! 2001-10-16 - Where the cold winds blow...... 2001-10-15 - Cough, cough.....hack, cough cough...*pick nose 2001-10-15 - I wonder...... 2001-10-14 - MD 20/20 just takes my soul....... 2001-10-13 - Waiting..........for what? 2001-10-13 - It's hard being the "master of your domain" 2001-10-13 - Weed, -fast acting mood reliever 2001-10-12 - I am wallowing in my own crapulence. 2001-10-12 - I wish I was in Grace.........damn..... 2001-10-11 - An awesome diary! 2001-10-11 - Talk about intense! 2001-10-11 - Another fucking alarm prank! 2001-10-11 - Flaring hormones, and things I wish I could avoid doing 2001-10-09 - Some interesting stuff about me....... 2001-10-09 - HTML Re-RE 2001-10-09 - My pic, a year ago. 2001-10-08 - Another Weekend Update.......I bet you love it.... 2001-10-05 - Fire DRILL! 2001-10-05 - Weed, the Settler, and "Where the Wild Things Are" 2001-10-03 - StereoPathetic SoulManure? 2001-10-03 - Heavy-lidded, homesick, stressed studying blues 2001-10-01 - - 2001-10-01 - Q-tip bliss 2001-10-01 - Gettin-up-in-the-mornin'-sort-of-ramblin 2001-10-01 - A Weekend Romp...... 2001-09-27 - Time to reflect......don't you think? 2001-09-26 - An odd, stupid dream........ 2001-09-25 - Weekend wrap, Green Poo, and College work, that I'm actually taking time to do?!?! 2001-09-19 - THE BEST WAY TO BETTER YOUR SEX LIFE=COMMUNICATION 2001-09-18 - Old, dusty records and sleeping problems. 2001-09-17 - Tuggings on my heartstrings, more mush, and oh yeah, hormone-turbo hornyness 2001-09-16 - Just a bored, but clean-shaven fat boy. 2001-09-15 - Some fucked up shit, as if what happened 4 days ago wasn't enough to fathom........ 2001-09-15 - Big ups to DOM, an appreciation of sugar cookies, and being Partied out... 2001-09-14 - To drink or not to drink...... 2001-09-14 - Fire Drill and when can I whack it?! 2001-09-13 - Soccer legs does not equal Attractive......
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