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It's hard being the "master of your domain"
2001-10-13 - 10:01 a.m.

Nick isn't back from Allegany college, neither is Arylon. What's goin' on? I hope they didn't get beat up by a bunch of rednecks.

Anyways, it's hard being the master of your domain. I can't contain my sexual urges. Damn you you Internet!!! So, I got all this porn to feast on this morning. Like Atmosphere says, ".....Ain't nothin wrong with a lil morning masturbation."

Damn, it's so hard (literally) to calm the hormones. It makes me act all weird. I know some people don't masturbate, but obviously those people aren't of a human origin or are the killer robots that will take over world. Especially men, that's why GOD gave us opposible thumbs, not to throw spears, but to tug on our own.

I just needed a "release" or I was sure to go crazy......I don't know, can you go Cold Turkey on Masturbation at all??!?

Maybe I'm just a damn fiend. At least I don't have some weird ass incriminating fetish. Just porn, straight up and down, nothing special, a naked woman....that's all I don't have to add teddy bears, extreme this-or-that, big ass whips and chains (well, maybe whips and chains sometimes...) and certainly not a certain race, culture, lifestyle-type porn (emo porn! LOL...check Sparkles37 google search engine hits!)

I know this is kinda vulgar, my apoligies, but still if you're a girl, grab a hitachi wand and if you're a guy, download some porno from kazaa and the whole world will be straight-nobody gonna get hurt or killed-everybody will be happy, just a collective world orgasm will set this world near-perfect or at least a bit better, I think.

Antonio Banderas said it best, "WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE......YOU'RE NAKED."

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