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2002-03-13 - 11:40 p.m. For each "yes" answer give yourself the points for > that question, then see the category you fall into > at > the bottom of the e-mail. > > 1. Ever tried alcohol? > (1 point) > 2. Ever been drunk? > (2 points) > 3. Ever play drinking games? > (2 points) > 4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? > (3 points) > 5. Ever drink enough to throw up? > (4 points) > (bonus: Throwing up on another person -- 1 point) > 6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the > night before? > (5 points) > 7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? > (8 points) > 8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? > (5 points) > 9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? > (3 points) > (bonus: 1 point for each additional day -- max. > 7 points) > 10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? > (4 points) > 11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally > handicapped person? > (2 points) > 12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? > (1 point) > 13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? > (4 points for each one tried) > 14. Do you do drugs regularly? > (4 points) > (bonus: at least 4 times a week -- 4 points) > 15. Ever bought "soft" drugs? > (4 points) > 16. Ever sell drugs? > (8 points) > 17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? > (12 points) > 18. Ever used barbiturates? > (8 points) > 19. Ever used hallucinogens? > (8 points) > 20. Ever used narcotics? > (10 points) > 21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 > hours? > (8 points) > 22. Ever been on a date? > (2 points) > 23. Ever been felt up or groped? > (2 points) > (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points) > 24. Ever had sexual intercourse? > (6 points) > (bonus: on first date -- 2 points) > 25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite > sex? > (5 points) > 26. Ever paid for sex? > (8 points) > 27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were > stoned or drunk? > (4 points) > 28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain > sexual > favors and > succeed? > (8 points) > 29. Ever engage in oral sex? > (4 points) > (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points) > 30. Ever engage in anal sex? > (6 points) > (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points) > 31. Ever engage in the 69 position? > (4 points) > 32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted > Disease)? > (12 points) > 33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? > (4 points) > 34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an > abortion? > (12 points) > 35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a > week? > (4 points) > 36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a > time? > (9 points) > 37. Ever had sex in a public place? > (6 points) > 38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual > act? > (4 points) > 39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of > the same sex? > (10 points) > 40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for > sexual > gratification? > (8 points) > 41. Ever used sex toys? > (6 points) > 42. Ever pass out during sex? > (5 points) > 43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's > virginity? > (4 points) > 44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? > (3 points) > 45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? > (3 points) > 46. Ever licked or had someone lick An eyeball -- 2 > points Toes -- 1 > point > Ears -- 1 point Anus -- 5 points (add 5 points if > you > licked YOUR OWN > anus) > 47. Ever had sex with a relative? > (5 points) > 48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? > (6 points) > 49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn > you on? > (20 points) > 50. Ever been arrested? > (8 points) > (bonus: If convicted -- 7 points) > > Scoring: > 0- 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. > 21- 40 You barely make our scale. > 41- 60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a > date. > 61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like > everybody > else. > 101-130 Above average. You've got a few tricks > below > the belt. > 131-160 You're a social menace. > 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out > on > a day pass? > 200+ You're going straight to hell. What are you > doing tomorrow night? I scored a 106.............What does that mean???
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