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2002-03-18 - 1:09 a.m. DCSCompton: Hey, good choice on the movie scene in Magnolia Huggybear747: Thank you? Huggybear747: Oh yeah, I remember Huggybear747: What's up? DCSCompton: I love that song now... DCSCompton: Um, tired, so very, very tired Huggybear747: Word Huggybear747: Damn, how tired? DCSCompton: 6am-4pm shift at work tired Huggybear747: Damn Huggybear747: Double damn DCSCompton: Damn is right man............................ Huggybear747: Well, I got stranded in Pittsburgh last night if that makes you feel any better DCSCompton: Oh? Howso? Huggybear747: Well, damn........it's a humongous story DCSCompton: Sure... Huggybear747: It is Huggybear747: bastid DCSCompton: That song is really excellent, the one in Magnolia, had it on repeat yesterday for 4 hours and listening again now... No, I meant sure as in continue Huggybear747: Damn man Huggybear747: Where do I begin? Huggybear747: Aimee Mann rocks! :-) DCSCompton: Well, I like that song, the scene is very poignant... DCSCompton: Start from the beginning Huggybear747: Damn, okay, since Thursday night, my friend, BAT, PHIL, AND I have been to Pittsburgh, which is a two hour drive from our campus for hip-hop shows/events and just to have fun DCSCompton: Yes Huggybear747: Yeah, the first two nights were a blast, Thursday night was fun, Friday was fucking fantastic DCSCompton: What happened? Huggybear747: Thursday night it was a Bboy battle competition and it was a night club, Friday night we met up with some of our Pittsburgh buddies, smoked up, went to this party, chilled, smoked up again, and stuff Huggybear747: SO this Saturday, we went up with high hopes and expectations and we even brought some of Bat's friends along who drove up from DC, (2 hours from us and 4 from Pittsburgh) to come along for this other Bboy event there. Huggybear747: Well, first off it started bad, Bat's 4 friends came late and couldn't enter the battle, signups would be over before we got there, but we went anyways just to have fun and see this event Huggybear747: Everything is goody-goody, it's a bit nippy outside, but we make it to Pittsburgh and we find out the guy who threw this event was a complete dumbass DCSCompton: Howso? Huggybear747: The show apparently tanked early, totally disorganized and this kid, KID CUBA was lazy and stupid and the show was cut short and moved from another location Huggybear747: We never saw the show, it was completely gone when we got there, this guy put up flyers, had it on his website, saying all this shit about this event and nothing on the flyer had any truth to it Huggybear747: So, the 8 of us went there for nothing basically Huggybear747: But it doesn't end there DCSCompton: :-( Huggybear747: I know, I told you it was long Huggybear747: Anyways, okay, we meet this guy at the record store that "supposedly" held this event that's this cool Pittsburgh cat that's a popper that we saw Thursday night at the nightclub. His name is the Brown Hornet. DCSCompton: Brown Hornet? LOL Huggybear747: He saw our plight and said, "Hey, these kids came here just to have fun.........I'm gonna take them with me to this party I was going to." Huggybear747: So the Brown Hornet invited us to this St. Pattie's day party, all 8 of us out of his kind heart. Huggybear747: So, we are driving him to his car so we could follow the Brown Hornet to this party DCSCompton: Was the Scarlet Pimpernickel there? LOL Huggybear747: no. DCSCompton: Oh come on! That's funny! Huggybear747: Anyways. Huggybear747: We are driving down this alley where his car is parked, it's me, Phil, Bat, Settler, and Brown hornet Huggybear747: We drive across an intersection with no stop and get hit by oncoming traffic by this group of fine ass girls. Huggybear747: Nobody was seriously hurt except for the cars. Huggybear747: This hindered are plans obviously Huggybear747: Police were there, whole silly ordeal, we were all worried, but at the same time jovial, and just in disbelief Huggybear747: Bat's friends were tagging up the alley and jumping on the police's PATTY WAGONS Huggybear747: I was smoking a cigarette, menthols are suprisingly smooth ;-) DCSCompton: YOU HYPOCRITE! Huggybear747: Brown Hornet was hitting on the girls and actually got a phone number from this car accident, he's a suave mutha fucka see. DCSCompton: That's why they call him the Brown Hornet! DCSCompton: lol Huggybear747: Tow trucks came, but they weren't necessary.......at that point, girls left, we decided to call it a night AFTER we go eat at KFC. Brown Hornet led the way and he went to the party and left us there to eat and be merry Huggybear747: We ate, had a jolly good time, some kid called me "Kasper" and danced with me when a good song came on to the KFC radio. Huggybear747: I gave a homeless man my apple pie. Huggybear747: Anyways, we eat, everything is cool now, we calm out, we just wanna get home and we gotta show Bat's friends how to get out of the city. Huggybear747: So we do..........we get about 3 miles out of the city and the car, PHIL'S CAR, the one with that got into the accident, started to smoke, we thought it was just a anti-freeze reservoir leak, but the temperature gauge was completely up and then we had the check engine light on, and we really found out the radiator was bent, the whole shit was fucked up and we couldn't make it back........we pull over to a tavern to make phone calls and get a tow, Bat's friends, we give them the directions and they bounce, just me Bat, Phil, and Settler are left in this Tavern Huggybear747: full of hicks, dumb drunk ones DCSCompton: Broken radiators smell bad Huggybear747: This drunk lady said to us, "WHERE YON FROM?" Huggybear747: and she also spoke to this other redneck and this was the dialogue.......EXACTLY DCSCompton: OK... Huggybear747: "IF I GET TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD, I'M GONNA STILL LICK THE JAR." She replies "POONTANG MARTINI!!!!!!!" DCSCompton: LMMFAO! Huggybear747: yup.......... Huggybear747: No shit DCSCompton: Wow... DCSCompton: lol Huggybear747: Then we call and Phil's 2waying his father and all trying to get this damn Tow truck. We got kicked out the Tavern because they had to close, the old man, MIKE, had to kick us out but promised to check on us later. Huggybear747: We walk about a mile to a diner open 24 hours to make more phone calls Huggybear747: I'm tagging up an old garage outside the diner, Phil and da boys are making calls and scrambling, I'm outside playing with markers Huggybear747: Anyways, we get the tow we walk back to the car after about a half an hour of finding the tow. Huggybear747: Damn, we're beat, it's about 4am now. DCSCompton: 450pm here... DCSCompton: HOMER SLEEP Huggybear747: Well, tow comes, tells us he can't take all of us back to Frostburg Huggybear747: You're going to sleep? DCSCompton: Not yet... Huggybear747: Okay, well, let me finish Huggybear747: Anyways, Huggybear747: The old man at the tavern keeps his word and checks on us when the Tow arrives, he then says he'll drive us to a hotel for free to help us out, (by then we decided to get a room, off a credit card, chill the night and call are people in the morning.) Huggybear747: Well, during the ride over, this old man tells us about crazy stories about how crazy PGH people are, how woman today are "Crazy fucks" and how he beat a man down in the tavern that tried to rob him with a tire iron DCSCompton: PGH? Huggybear747: Short for Pittsburgh :-) DCSCompton: Oh, I had a woman like that this morning DCSCompton: Who goes into the mall at 630am on a Public Holiday, I mean please Huggybear747: Anyways, we get at the Days Inn. We wait for 10 minutes for this Indian man to help us, but he thinks we're waiting for someone and we don't want a room Huggybear747: He tells us there's NO VACANCY........... Huggybear747: Damn, where do we sleep? Last Resort, we had the Brown Hornet's Cell Phone.....it's 5am mind you and we got a hold of him right when he pulled up to his house to go to bed. Huggybear747: Interesting fact, I found 2 beers laying outside near the hotel pool in an Ice bucket DCSCompton: Man, this is some motherfucking bad luck Huggybear747: Anyways, Hornet saves the day and lets the 4 of us crash at his place and we get to know the hornet in person and he's a great guy and we all pass out in his living room. Huggybear747: We get up at 11..........we start calling are people Huggybear747: Settler's roommate is not answering the phone. Huggybear747: Phil's roommate can't drive Huggybear747: Phil's roommate's friend has bad brakes Huggybear747: Bat's friend can't pick us up, gotta work or something Huggybear747: My brother isn't in his house Huggybear747: WE SHIT OUTTA LUCK........... Huggybear747: Damn, then Phil's friend calls agian Huggybear747: HE'LL DO IT HE SAYS DCSCompton: And so our heroes make it back! Huggybear747: We drive to this familiar area of Pitt for him to pick us up at, but we we get there to tell him the exact address so he can put it into mapquest, we call him and he says, he really can't pick us up, it's raining and freezing and there's ice all over the roads DCSCompton: =-O DCSCompton: This is like a movie! Huggybear747: So..........Brown Hornet, immensely generous, decides, hey, I'm gonna take ya'll back, I already skipped on today's plans and did that in kindness, and along the way we almost crashed again in an accident, almost ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, and I resorted to stealing in order to eat.......it got that bad Huggybear747: We made it though DCSCompton: You are my hero, Brown Hornet DCSCompton: lol DCSCompton: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN HORNET comes to save the day Huggybear747: And we eventually found Phil's towed car, the Tow driver hid it from us and left it about 3 miles away from where he was supposed to put it Huggybear747: The Brown Hornet is a friend indeed Huggybear747: He's very intelligent and cool DCSCompton: I'm sorry, I can't get past the name... Huggybear747: He's got a huge afro, 6'3, great popper, from New York, goes to Carnegie Mellon and is paying for himself through school Huggybear747: Computer Science genius Huggybear747: And he's not a geek at all DCSCompton: Wow...he should be the star of the sequel! Huggybear747: Very interesting and funny cat DCSCompton: I'm sure he is...what's his name Huggybear747: Jim DCSCompton: Great name...:-D Huggybear747: yeah Huggybear747: He's awesome, too awesome DCSCompton: "You want to kiss him, don't you?" Huggybear747: Well, that's what happened DCSCompton: lol Huggybear747: I would of gave him sexual favors, yes..........he really helped us out Huggybear747: Drove for 4 hours in icy weather DCSCompton: Sounds like a cool guy Huggybear747: He's BLACK JESUS MAN Huggybear747: I'm sold on his politeness DCSCompton: So, whens the film coming out? DCSCompton: It's more generousity than politeness Huggybear747: :-) Huggybear747: Yeah, Huggybear747: But he's awesome DCSCompton: PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF DCSCompton: I'M A MAN DCSCompton: OF WEALTH AND TASTE Huggybear747: I'm half conscious, sore, tired, and strangely relieved to be back in a dorm room Huggybear747: Okay there Mick DCSCompton: Love this song... DCSCompton: One of my anthems Huggybear747: Of course Huggybear747: so that's my story and I'm sticking to it DCSCompton: What did you steal? Huggybear747: Was your day worse? Huggybear747: I stole a Cosmic Brownie and some Apple Ring thingies, nutricious much! DCSCompton: Not really, I mean, nothing that happened besides some old woman talking to me while I was trying to work for a half hour, was unexpected DCSCompton: Just a LONG day Huggybear747: That Fudge was COSMIC man! Flavor Big Bang in my mouth DCSCompton: It was 34 degrees too Huggybear747: Freezing rain like here? DCSCompton: ??? DCSCompton: HOT AS HELL! Huggybear747: oH, YOU AND THE CELCIUS DCSCompton: Yeah, YOU meaning the world besides the USA DCSCompton: 104 degrees fairenheit Huggybear747: GOD BLESS OUR MESS
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