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2002-11-02 - 1:46 p.m. Huggybear747: you Nicer26: whatsup Nicer26: i cant stay on that long Huggybear747: you Nicer26: i must get back to eating Nicer26: but whatsup Huggybear747: No, what's up with you? Nicer26: not much Nicer26: just crazy thing have been going on Huggybear747: People keep asking me about you. Huggybear747: I say, I don't see him Nicer26: who the hell could be asking about me arpund your area? Huggybear747: Everyone and their fucking mother has asked about the party Nicer26: lol Nicer26: lol Nicer26: you went to fsu? Huggybear747: No Huggybear747: I didn't go nowhere Huggybear747: no one tells me anything, therefore I sit on my throne all alone Nicer26: no! i will not tolerate this Nicer26: you must seek buddah Huggybear747: No Huggybear747: You get a cell phone? Nicer26: yeah but i need to activate it Huggybear747: man, forget it. Nicer26: why Huggybear747: It's too late. Huggybear747: The monkeys are all leaving Huggybear747: and I'm here with the chickens ready to roost Huggybear747: Okay pooby pants Huggybear747: The jig is up Nicer26: lol Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: You got something to say to the DeeJay, he'll be right here with the rest of the slobberknockers. Nicer26: what jig Huggybear747: I'm moving to Canada, and you're not going Huggybear747: I'm gonna walk the Earth Huggybear747: I'll send you a postcard Nicer26: lol Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: Next stop, San Francisco, there I will get you a gay postcard with El Capitan on it, I hope your dad and mom don't open your mail Nicer26: lol Nicer26: no Nicer26: brian will get to it first Huggybear747: Maybe, if I send him anything, it would be a chicken soup for the soul book Huggybear747: He needs one Huggybear747: and maybe explore his homoerotic tendencies Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: He needs a good, gentle gay man to teach him what he's been secretly yearning for Nicer26: you're too much Huggybear747: That's caring Huggybear747: and considerate Huggybear747: and calls him "Captain" Huggybear747: I'm too much Huggybear747: I know Huggybear747: That's why you can only take me in these once every three week doses Huggybear747: you know I'm 21 now? Huggybear747: I had a baby Huggybear747: I baked cookies for you and they went bad Huggybear747: I took over the farm Huggybear747: Jessie got caught moonshinin Huggybear747: Uncle Ralphy just got outta jail Huggybear747: You missed it all man Huggybear747: you missed it all Nicer26: lol Nicer26: lol Nicer26: oh man....lol Huggybear747: Had a big olde psychedelic freak-out and you didn't have the sense to call, even leave a note Nicer26: i'm going to save this Nicer26: soo that i can use it fro graphic design Nicer26: well i had a baby too Huggybear747: Well, you best cherish the DJ, many swing from my nuts but I cover them in grease so they all eventually fall Nicer26: it was the 12th one Nicer26: we need our sugar cane fields to be in good shap Nicer26: shape Huggybear747: Well, you africans, reproducing like jack rabbits Nicer26: i dont know about jack Huggybear747: Sugar Cane? They still tell you it's sugar cane? Huggybear747: You don't smoke sugar cane silly-bill. Huggybear747: Jack will be fine, once he gets over that I-CAN-STICK-MY-PENIS-INTO-ANYTHING phase of his life Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: Graphic Design, what a croc Nicer26: where do you come up with these sick lyrics Nicer26: ???? Huggybear747: I spit from the tizz-op Nicer26: it's dope Huggybear747: Of my hizz-ead Nicer26: yo so i hear our quad no longer stays on campus Huggybear747: I spend 24 hours a day honing the most perfect of dick jokes Nicer26: i hear nick goes home every weekend Huggybear747: Arylon's family doesn't love him Huggybear747: neither do the twin's parents Nicer26: arylon lol Huggybear747: They stay there Nicer26: he hides in the room when nick is gone Huggybear747: they've got nowhere else to go Nicer26: eheh ehehehehehe Huggybear747: Well, it's called MASTURBATION! Huggybear747: Arylon likes to lock the door and pee on himself in privacy Huggybear747: He's not an exhibitionist Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: You and your LOL Huggybear747: You are not laughing Huggybear747: you are probably there, eating some cold, leftover chicken, checking your Yahoo Huggybear747: Well, YAHOO THIS BUDDY Huggybear747: you and your cold chicken skin! Nicer26: lol Nicer26: i am eating spaghetti and its good Nicer26: i have food for once Huggybear747: One day, I'm gonna sneak into your room, and throw a blanket of Chciken skin on you, that I sewed together from many chickens and cover you in honey, and see if your family doesn't eat you alive while you sleep Huggybear747: I'd have to sprinkle okra on you too Nicer26: hahahahahahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Nicer26: ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huggybear747: and maybe put a bottle of soda on the side of the bed Nicer26: thats an odd combination Huggybear747: in case someone's thristy Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: Bat's got food. Nicer26: i know Nicer26: isnt that weird Huggybear747: I know you're happier then a retarded kid playing free skeeball. Nicer26: i guess Huggybear747: You don't guess Huggybear747: YOU KNOW Nicer26: no i dont Huggybear747: So when are we gonna chill and shoot the shit like old times Huggybear747: Or should I stop asking? Huggybear747: My patience is wearing thin Huggybear747: ANd I don't wear thin things Huggybear747: Just you and me, and candlelight Huggybear747: I'll bring the music Huggybear747: you bring the party favors Huggybear747: We'll rockabilly dance the night away Nicer26: yes we will Nicer26: in a cinderella outfit Nicer26: do you work today Huggybear747: I'm at the micro cine fest today Huggybear747: do you feel like watching oddball movies all day? Nicer26: no Huggybear747: Well, then we aren't star crossed lovers Nicer26: hahaha Huggybear747: You laugh, I CRY Huggybear747: One's a joke, and one's no hope in a mind's eye Nicer26: dont say that Nicer26: we built the honey bureau Huggybear747: Bat, I built the city outta rock n roll Huggybear747: You and I are chili and cheese Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: You know that right? Nicer26: i need your mind Huggybear747: Then why isn't the chili with the cheese???? Huggybear747: Take it Huggybear747: It's free Nicer26: i could make a million dollars off of this stuff Huggybear747: Well, you be my agent Huggybear747: Let's whip this bitch up Nicer26: yo brb in like 10 mins Huggybear747: Crap? Huggybear747: Poo Poo>? Huggybear747: Caa Caa? Nicer26: how long was i gone Huggybear747: eleventy seven minutes Huggybear747: now, you say this is gonna be in your graphic design class? Huggybear747: Stop scaring me bat Nicer26: no Nicer26: just for me Nicer26: i could use it for a design Huggybear747: What design? Huggybear747: These are words Nicer26: yeah Nicer26: graphic design is to play with type and image Nicer26: so thats what i'm going to do Huggybear747: So how? Huggybear747: SO this is what you jackasses do. Nicer26: yup Nicer26: letter heads,logos, postcards,flyers,covers Nicer26: all sorts of things Huggybear747: Well make me a copy Huggybear747: If you don't, I'll sue for copyright Nicer26: lol Huggybear747: THIS CONVO IS COPYRIGHTED BY CREDIBLE BOZOS INC. Huggybear747: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Huggybear747: I guess we'll never hang out again, until one of us breaks out of prison Nicer26: lol Nicer26: i know man Nicer26: this is like a prison Huggybear747: I'm in solitary Nicer26: confinement Huggybear747: yup, bread and water Huggybear747: dark and naked Nicer26: i did the running man yesterday Huggybear747: cold Huggybear747: Running man? Okay, you are no longer a BBOY Nicer26: lol Nicer26: it was funny Huggybear747: Your title has been STRIPPED! Nicer26: but a bboy can do that Nicer26: it can be used as a tool during a battle Huggybear747: Well, as long as you didn't do the Cabbage patch/running man combo Nicer26: lol Nicer26: that dance is played out Huggybear747: Well, I won't take your Bboy liscense just yet Huggybear747: but you're late on your membership dues Nicer26: man, why do this Huggybear747: I'm gonna have to get Peter, the Shady bill collector of the DC chapter to get that money from you, he's one of the best shady collectors we got. Nicer26: i'm related to to roaylty Nicer26: royalty Nicer26: ahahahahahaha Huggybear747: Yeah, and my mom is an aborigine Huggybear747: and my dad is a Jamican Jew Nicer26: lol Nicer26: thats an odd mix but hahahahahahahahahaha Huggybear747: My last name is JAH-DINGO-BERG Nicer26: that makes sense Nicer26: you got all three Huggybear747: Mickey Jah Dingo Berg Huggybear747: My middle name is Kwan Nicer26: lol Nicer26: kwan!? Huggybear747: Mickey Kwan JahDingoBerg Huggybear747: Say that three times fast, the doctor will have to cut off your tongue Nicer26: hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha Huggybear747: Yeah, it's not pretty
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