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2002-11-20 - 12:34 a.m. Grandmas Dick: man i gotta damn busy day tommorow Huggybear747: yup Grandmas Dick: i aint had a day this busy in my whole 19 years of existence Huggybear747: you continental now Grandmas Dick: i've been saying i gotta a meeting and a screening to go to just for the hell of it Grandmas Dick: i need to get a pda Huggybear747: yup, you gonna have power lunches at Baja Fresh soon Grandmas Dick: isnt that what we had today my friend Huggybear747: Yup Huggybear747: All are lunches will now be called Power Lunches Huggybear747: just because it sounds like we're busy and it sounds fatboy Grandmas Dick: i'll write that up in the loren pro. forum Huggybear747: Hopefully the fish won't piss in it Huggybear747: POWER NACHO LUNCH Grandmas Dick: THere updated Huggybear747: word Huggybear747: I replied Grandmas Dick: your goddamn right Huggybear747: yup Grandmas Dick: and that girl with the fuct car she was definitely a fan Grandmas Dick: we go around all day helping out the fans Huggybear747: Yup, we gave a hot shot to her Huggybear747: a hot shot over her face and hair Grandmas Dick: all the fans deserve hot shots Huggybear747: yup, she touched my ground wire Grandmas Dick: them sparks coming off the cables were nothing compared to the sparks coming from my heart Grandmas Dick: thats right i leave you speechless Huggybear747: Yup Huggybear747: She was diggin you Huggybear747: You were the man with the plan Grandmas Dick: cause i',m the man with the plan Grandmas Dick: GODDAM! Huggybear747: I'll take sloppy seconds Huggybear747: no big deal Grandmas Dick: you said it and i said it Huggybear747: Just don't her hurt her hammer Huggybear747: Yup Grandmas Dick: no promises Huggybear747: That was CRUCIAL Grandmas Dick: that was some crucial shit Huggybear747: CRUCIAL -ISH Grandmas Dick: i told shayne about aw naw Huggybear747: OFF DA CHAIN Grandmas Dick: he aint ever heard it Grandmas Dick: but hes down Huggybear747: still, he'd rock it with us Huggybear747: Word Grandmas Dick: hes coming tommorow night Huggybear747: In your mouth? Huggybear747: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Grandmas Dick: no up in NING Grandmas Dick: love him long time Huggybear747: After he's done with giving Kathleen a golden shower Grandmas Dick: didn't you know i was pimpin her out Huggybear747: Well, don't you know I videotape Kathy and her scat porns? Grandmas Dick: man with that 14 karat shower nozzle i bought from pimpin ning every shower in my house is golden Huggybear747: Her and Eleanor in 69 shitting in each other's mouths to 80s new wave soundtracks Grandmas Dick: goddam you foul minded fuck Huggybear747: Does that mean I win? Grandmas Dick: my girl eleanor went out to the store to get deodorant i think it was sure Grandmas Dick: the one she used before made her underarm sore Huggybear747: I can call eleanor right now and tell that bitch to make me a sammich Huggybear747: As a matter of fact, Kathleen used to make me sammiches Huggybear747: Tomato and cheese Huggybear747: Then she got all mad n shit for my cans in the street Grandmas Dick: ning cooks me rice fresh from the fields Huggybear747: Kathy is a fiesty ho, but she's my bottom bitch. Huggybear747: She be makin spaghetti and shit for me Huggybear747: her own sauce too Grandmas Dick: you dont know how i be pimpin rings with that crucial dough i get from pimpin ning Huggybear747: You think those Mary statues are from the church, nigga she hoes for those Huggybear747: Your mom keeps a special garden in that rusty shed and grows my dro so I can sell it to the high schoolers Grandmas Dick: damn Huggybear747: Crucial Dro, the kind that makes you see shit in 256 colors Grandmas Dick: really? Huggybear747: yup, she be growin herbs for me Huggybear747: To put in my dinners and to be linin my pockets with that other green Grandmas Dick: man shit ning gets me the fili blow connection Huggybear747: Nigga, we gonna throw Chicken Corn Soup Parties all day everyday Grandmas Dick: and the discounted homemade nike sneaks Huggybear747: Kathy is all about the coupons Grandmas Dick: they kicked her up out of the nike sweatshop cause she was threadin all them ole skool shoes Grandmas Dick: bitch is a washed up shoe maker Huggybear747: Kathy keeps the scuffs off my Air Force Ones Huggybear747: Kathy worked putting up red lights, now she's working the red light districts Grandmas Dick: me and herb started cracking on my dad the other day and i was like "man shut up Ralima" Grandmas Dick: hehe Huggybear747: Ralima? Grandmas Dick: his moms name Huggybear747: hahaha Huggybear747: god damn................ Huggybear747: you clowned his ass Grandmas Dick: im head bozo around here Huggybear747: That you are, that you are Grandmas Dick: HBIC Huggybear747: Damn Huggybear747: HBIC? Grandmas Dick: head bozo in charge Huggybear747: word Grandmas Dick: man ning knows how to work my kdneys Grandmas Dick: goooooooooooood damn Huggybear747: ouch Huggybear747: Kathleen does yoga for me Grandmas Dick: giving me free dyallisis Huggybear747: So I can put her in the huck-a-buck Grandmas Dick: DAMN MAN WHY YOU SAY THAT SHTI! Grandmas Dick: you done fucked with the wrong guy Huggybear747: I'm ruthless, like Eazy_E Grandmas Dick: eazy e was a bitch Huggybear747: Sandy is a bitch Huggybear747: I pimp Sandy too Grandmas Dick: i believe that Huggybear747: Got her licking other dog's balls Grandmas Dick: she aint nothn but a dirty slut Huggybear747: yup Huggybear747: she's a dirty hoe Grandmas Dick: ......and thats why i like her Huggybear747: Putting peanut butter on your body, you sick fuck Huggybear747: I charge people double for that freaky shit Huggybear747: Kathleen charges 20 dollars for the Huck-a-buck, It's like a tariff on the booty Grandmas Dick: my neck, my back..... Huggybear747: ewhhhh Huggybear747: Putting peanut butter in your crack Huggybear747: that's a whole realm of WHAT THE FUCK Huggybear747: whole *new* realm Grandmas Dick: ning puttin reeses pieces in her snatch, is there a difference? Huggybear747: There's no wrong way to eat a reese's........ Grandmas Dick: thats what i said Grandmas Dick: no, no Grandmas Dick: that's what SHE said Grandmas Dick: owwwwwwwwwwww Huggybear747: I'm thinking of just asking Kathleen to get a sex menu tattooed to her back Huggybear747: Her legs spread like peanut butter Grandmas Dick: haha Huggybear747: nice and smooth Huggybear747: SOme people call her FINGERCUFFS Grandmas Dick: alright lets stop before i vomit Huggybear747: God damn Huggybear747: that was fun Huggybear747: not as fun as................ Grandmas Dick: no Huggybear747: I know Huggybear747: I've had enough too Grandmas Dick: the laughter has turned to tears Huggybear747: We're both gonna have nightmares tonite Huggybear747: reese's in snatches, mother's in huck-a-bucks Grandmas Dick: well i might for the obvious reasons but you may because you gotta where that mask like the guy in the video for "one" Huggybear747: Yeah, well, not yet Huggybear747: but soon enough, I will be overcome and join the dark side Grandmas Dick: nigga you are the darkside Huggybear747: it'll be hard to do the huck a buck then Grandmas Dick: DONT YOU FUCKIN LOOK AT ME Huggybear747: Bitch, rollover so I can get at that ass, and mind my tubes. Grandmas Dick: bitches...... Huggybear747: weed Grandmas Dick: allright must sllepp Huggybear747: mercedes Huggybear747: Master P, the immortal Huggybear747: okay, happy nightmares Grandmas Dick: pimped out wipers Huggybear747: Yup, me and my Dodge Shadow with the chromed out wipers Grandmas Dick: icy hot stunnas Huggybear747: Icy Hot fo Life.......... Huggybear747: I painted my ac vents and shit Grandmas Dick: alrite be ther at 2 Huggybear747: I will Grandmas Dick: what? Huggybear747: Be there Huggybear747: at 2 Grandmas Dick: no i'll be at your house at two Huggybear747: so we can go to Highlandtown Huggybear747: Yeah, where I'll be waitin Grandmas Dick: oh....you dumbshit Huggybear747: After I get my power lunch Huggybear747: of course Grandmas Dick: no power double lunches Huggybear747: I can pull a double, maybe even a triple Grandmas Dick: i could have pulled a triple at sbarros today Huggybear747: that'd be one fucking powerful lunch Huggybear747: Me too Huggybear747: Or the Olive Garden Huggybear747: Breadsticks, salad, damn......... Huggybear747: I'm hungry Grandmas Dick: eat a dick Huggybear747: I might just have a power midnight snack Huggybear747: Nah, you eat some pink starfish Grandmas Dick: power trip to wawa Huggybear747: Power Shorti Huggybear747: Well, go to sleep foo, I'm running out of wit Huggybear747: peass Grandmas Dick: yup
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