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2002-11-25 - 2:40 a.m. Grandmas Dick: you know what i love Grandmas Dick: the word pretentious is pretentious Huggybear747: Yeah Huggybear747: now that I think about it Grandmas Dick: the same goes for ostentatious Grandmas Dick: uckhead Huggybear747: uckhead.......that's a great art name Grandmas Dick: mike we need to come up with cool underground names Huggybear747: uckhead and uck-knuckle Grandmas Dick: no you need to have a real first name and the last name being a quirky noun Grandmas Dick: i think Grandmas Dick: your name should be Mike teevee Grandmas Dick: like willy wonka Huggybear747: Mike Geronimo Grandmas Dick: mike rappaho Grandmas Dick: mike slappaho Huggybear747: Mike slappaho is good Huggybear747: Mike Crotch Grandmas Dick: damn Huggybear747: Crotching tiger Grandmas Dick: nick van gogh Huggybear747: NIck Slick Huggybear747: Nick DIck Grandmas Dick: nick slick? Huggybear747: Nick Nickerbocker Grandmas Dick: nick dick? creative Grandmas Dick: didnt see that one coming Huggybear747: Nicholas Fickle-nas Grandmas Dick: nick creamdream Huggybear747: Nicholas Pickles Huggybear747: Nicholas Ridiculas Grandmas Dick: haha Huggybear747: word Grandmas Dick: haha Grandmas Dick: again Huggybear747: Nicholas Ridiculas Grandmas Dick: i spell it niculus ridiculus Huggybear747: Well, hello there Niculus Ridiculus Grandmas Dick: what up mike slappaho Huggybear747: nothing much, just selling dried manure sculpture on Ebay Grandmas Dick: brilliant again, peter Huggybear747: Well, I got to keep someone on his toes Grandmas Dick: yeah Grandmas Dick: yeah Grandmas Dick: i think i want to change my name to consuelo pierre Huggybear747: I would change mine to Willie Dynamite Grandmas Dick: i think you should change yours to michael olestra Huggybear747: Olestra? Festa Olestra? Huggybear747: Michael Fancypants Grandmas Dick: olestra because it can blow your asshole out, and its a play on the name of commentator michael olesker Grandmas Dick: michael olestra number 1 suprastar among fat dutch girls Huggybear747: damn, you just went into a can a worms right there I didnt' want to open Grandmas Dick: what? Grandmas Dick: where did i do that Huggybear747: Fat Dutch Girls are always on the jock Grandmas Dick: i know Huggybear747: You explained the name to me Grandmas Dick: your on DEUTCH TEEN BOP Huggybear747: I didn't know you thought so deeply about it Grandmas Dick: im good at this shit Huggybear747: That's right, licking a bar of Nestle Huggybear747: I just am like, NICK RHYMES WITH DICK Huggybear747: doh! Grandmas Dick: i got underground names in my head for people at work Huggybear747: Man, did you tape the Simpsons? Grandmas Dick: yeah Huggybear747: Word Huggybear747: I want to see it, funny? Huggybear747: nut busting? Grandmas Dick: it was alright Grandmas Dick: not nutbusting Grandmas Dick: but i wasnt in the right mood Huggybear747: My dream=Marge with boobs Grandmas Dick: i call glenn, g. bangkok Huggybear747: Bangkok? Huggybear747: Cause of his steady diet of Thai Porn? Grandmas Dick: yeah, it rolls off the tongue Grandmas Dick: yeah Grandmas Dick: i love underground names but i'm not asshole enough to use one Grandmas Dick: the people with underground names never look in coorelation to their names and its always a letdown Huggybear747: I call goofy white people Chauncey nowadays Grandmas Dick: funny Huggybear747: SETTLE DOWN CHAUNCEY Huggybear747: CHAUNCEY IS A GANGSTA Grandmas Dick: i just come up with underground names for everyone and never call anybody it to their face Huggybear747: I call this guy at work a turkish hillbilly Grandmas Dick: i know Huggybear747: Yeah, big ass hillbilly Huggybear747: Mahony, Hussein, Emet, Mahmet, Ali Baba, do I really need underground names? Grandmas Dick: im the pseudonym king Grandmas Dick: your from now on, michael olestra Huggybear747: You suck Huggybear747: I don't like tha Huggybear747: I rahter have Slappaho Grandmas Dick: that name fuckin rules Huggybear747: No it doesn't Grandmas Dick: yes it does, it has local flavor Huggybear747: How bout Mike Olester? Grandmas Dick: that sounds to much like molester Grandmas Dick: i've dubbed you Grandmas Dick: your rollin on dubs now holmes Huggybear747: Fuck that Grandmas Dick: rollin on dubs nigga Huggybear747: I rather be called Peaches Huggybear747: Vertical Caddy Grill Grandmas Dick: you can go by many names but in my eyes..... Grandmas Dick: up there with g. bangcock Huggybear747: Man, don't make me call you Nicholas Babyfucker. Grandmas Dick: i gave you a cool and clever name Huggybear747: I think it's awful, like getting beat up in school for a stupid name kinda awful Huggybear747: Thoughtful, yes, insightful, no. Grandmas Dick: i dub people thats what i do Huggybear747: Nicholas Prickledick Grandmas Dick: hehe Grandmas Dick: your just mad Huggybear747: I don't see how the name reflects my personality Grandmas Dick: i want to dub that girl ambyr, 'ambyr alert' thats a cool fuckn name Huggybear747: you see, the name to me gotta mean something Grandmas Dick: ill put that on my to do list Grandmas Dick: man it does fit you Huggybear747: Ambyr dextrous Huggybear747: How? Grandmas Dick: heh Huggybear747: How does Michael Olestra fit me? Grandmas Dick: you commentate on shit and blow peoples ass out Huggybear747: blows people's ass out? Huggybear747: what the fuck does that mean? Huggybear747: Commentate on shit? what shit? Grandmas Dick: yeah with your smooth view on the world Grandmas Dick: like the d Huggybear747: Smooth view? Grandmas Dick: yeah Huggybear747: What does blow people's ass out actually entail? Grandmas Dick: like the d Huggybear747: I still don't get it, we gotta power lunch this over Grandmas Dick: ok you free tommorrow? Huggybear747: Till 6 Huggybear747: I'm gonna be cleaning my room Grandmas Dick: alright power lunch around noon Huggybear747: I gotta hit carpet Huggybear747: word Grandmas Dick: we can have a local power lunch Grandmas Dick: at your house Huggybear747: Local? Huggybear747: Ahhh, Nick PennyPincher Grandmas Dick: yes Grandmas Dick: i;m a cheap bastard that calls my self a nonconsumer Grandmas Dick: i act like a radical but really just a coupon clipping bitch Huggybear747: You're so radical-listic Grandmas Dick: i'll tell you about the evils of advertising and consumerism and then go to save a lot to save a bundle Grandmas Dick: alright, weve said a lot of shit Huggybear747: Well, we are shit talkers Grandmas Dick: you did the classic fatboy sneak in Huggybear747: Just like the Sioux indians (wind Talkers) Huggybear747: Sneak in? Grandmas Dick: you prolly like the name but you had to say you didnt just to suggest a powerlunch Huggybear747: Speaking of fat boy, after the end of this convo, I'm heating up some leftover pizza Huggybear747: Well, come on........... Huggybear747: Power lunch dawg Grandmas Dick: i know all the fatboy tactics Huggybear747: You egged me on Grandmas Dick: oh.....we will Huggybear747: reverese fat boy tactics Grandmas Dick: you did that "fatboy sittin in the back of the car wanting to stop and get a milshake" approach Grandmas Dick: 'you look hungry' Grandmas Dick: alright peas Grandmas Dick: ......michael olestra Huggybear747: peass Nick Huggybear747: You fucking whacko bozo
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