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2002-11-25 - 2:40 a.m.

Grandmas Dick: you know what i love

Grandmas Dick: the word pretentious is pretentious

Huggybear747: Yeah

Huggybear747: now that I think about it

Grandmas Dick: the same goes for ostentatious

Grandmas Dick: uckhead

Huggybear747: uckhead.......that's a great art name

Grandmas Dick: mike we need to come up with cool underground names

Huggybear747: uckhead and uck-knuckle

Grandmas Dick: no you need to have a real first name and the last name being a quirky noun

Grandmas Dick: i think

Grandmas Dick: your name should be Mike teevee

Grandmas Dick: like willy wonka

Huggybear747: Mike Geronimo

Grandmas Dick: mike rappaho

Grandmas Dick: mike slappaho

Huggybear747: Mike slappaho is good

Huggybear747: Mike Crotch

Grandmas Dick: damn

Huggybear747: Crotching tiger

Grandmas Dick: nick van gogh

Huggybear747: NIck Slick

Huggybear747: Nick DIck

Grandmas Dick: nick slick?

Huggybear747: Nick Nickerbocker

Grandmas Dick: nick dick? creative

Grandmas Dick: didnt see that one coming

Huggybear747: Nicholas Fickle-nas

Grandmas Dick: nick creamdream

Huggybear747: Nicholas Pickles

Huggybear747: Nicholas Ridiculas

Grandmas Dick: haha

Huggybear747: word

Grandmas Dick: haha

Grandmas Dick: again

Huggybear747: Nicholas Ridiculas

Grandmas Dick: i spell it niculus ridiculus

Huggybear747: Well, hello there Niculus Ridiculus

Grandmas Dick: what up mike slappaho

Huggybear747: nothing much, just selling dried manure sculpture on Ebay

Grandmas Dick: brilliant again, peter

Huggybear747: Well, I got to keep someone on his toes

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Grandmas Dick: i think i want to change my name to consuelo pierre

Huggybear747: I would change mine to Willie Dynamite

Grandmas Dick: i think you should change yours to michael olestra

Huggybear747: Olestra? Festa Olestra?

Huggybear747: Michael Fancypants

Grandmas Dick: olestra because it can blow your asshole out, and its a play on the name of commentator michael olesker

Grandmas Dick: michael olestra number 1 suprastar among fat dutch girls

Huggybear747: damn, you just went into a can a worms right there I didnt' want to open

Grandmas Dick: what?

Grandmas Dick: where did i do that

Huggybear747: Fat Dutch Girls are always on the jock

Grandmas Dick: i know

Huggybear747: You explained the name to me

Grandmas Dick: your on DEUTCH TEEN BOP

Huggybear747: I didn't know you thought so deeply about it

Grandmas Dick: im good at this shit

Huggybear747: That's right, licking a bar of Nestle

Huggybear747: I just am like, NICK RHYMES WITH DICK

Huggybear747: doh!

Grandmas Dick: i got underground names in my head for people at work

Huggybear747: Man, did you tape the Simpsons?

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Huggybear747: Word

Huggybear747: I want to see it, funny?

Huggybear747: nut busting?

Grandmas Dick: it was alright

Grandmas Dick: not nutbusting

Grandmas Dick: but i wasnt in the right mood

Huggybear747: My dream=Marge with boobs

Grandmas Dick: i call glenn, g. bangkok

Huggybear747: Bangkok?

Huggybear747: Cause of his steady diet of Thai Porn?

Grandmas Dick: yeah, it rolls off the tongue

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Grandmas Dick: i love underground names but i'm not asshole enough to use one

Grandmas Dick: the people with underground names never look in coorelation to their names and its always a letdown

Huggybear747: I call goofy white people Chauncey nowadays

Grandmas Dick: funny

Huggybear747: SETTLE DOWN CHAUNCEY

Huggybear747: CHAUNCEY IS A GANGSTA

Grandmas Dick: i just come up with underground names for everyone and never call anybody it to their face

Huggybear747: I call this guy at work a turkish hillbilly

Grandmas Dick: i know

Huggybear747: Yeah, big ass hillbilly

Huggybear747: Mahony, Hussein, Emet, Mahmet, Ali Baba, do I really need underground names?

Grandmas Dick: im the pseudonym king

Grandmas Dick: your from now on, michael olestra

Huggybear747: You suck

Huggybear747: I don't like tha

Huggybear747: I rahter have Slappaho

Grandmas Dick: that name fuckin rules

Huggybear747: No it doesn't

Grandmas Dick: yes it does, it has local flavor

Huggybear747: How bout Mike Olester?

Grandmas Dick: that sounds to much like molester

Grandmas Dick: i've dubbed you

Grandmas Dick: your rollin on dubs now holmes

Huggybear747: Fuck that

Grandmas Dick: rollin on dubs nigga

Huggybear747: I rather be called Peaches

Huggybear747: Vertical Caddy Grill

Grandmas Dick: you can go by many names but in my eyes.....

Grandmas Dick: up there with g. bangcock

Huggybear747: Man, don't make me call you Nicholas Babyfucker.

Grandmas Dick: i gave you a cool and clever name

Huggybear747: I think it's awful, like getting beat up in school for a stupid name kinda awful

Huggybear747: Thoughtful, yes, insightful, no.

Grandmas Dick: i dub people thats what i do

Huggybear747: Nicholas Prickledick

Grandmas Dick: hehe

Grandmas Dick: your just mad

Huggybear747: I don't see how the name reflects my personality

Grandmas Dick: i want to dub that girl ambyr, 'ambyr alert' thats a cool fuckn name

Huggybear747: you see, the name to me gotta mean something

Grandmas Dick: ill put that on my to do list

Grandmas Dick: man it does fit you

Huggybear747: Ambyr dextrous

Huggybear747: How?

Grandmas Dick: heh

Huggybear747: How does Michael Olestra fit me?

Grandmas Dick: you commentate on shit and blow peoples ass out

Huggybear747: blows people's ass out?

Huggybear747: what the fuck does that mean?

Huggybear747: Commentate on shit? what shit?

Grandmas Dick: yeah with your smooth view on the world

Grandmas Dick: like the d

Huggybear747: Smooth view?

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Huggybear747: What does blow people's ass out actually entail?

Grandmas Dick: like the d

Huggybear747: I still don't get it, we gotta power lunch this over

Grandmas Dick: ok you free tommorrow?

Huggybear747: Till 6

Huggybear747: I'm gonna be cleaning my room

Grandmas Dick: alright power lunch around noon

Huggybear747: I gotta hit carpet

Huggybear747: word

Grandmas Dick: we can have a local power lunch

Grandmas Dick: at your house

Huggybear747: Local?

Huggybear747: Ahhh, Nick PennyPincher

Grandmas Dick: yes

Grandmas Dick: i;m a cheap bastard that calls my self a nonconsumer

Grandmas Dick: i act like a radical but really just a coupon clipping bitch

Huggybear747: You're so radical-listic

Grandmas Dick: i'll tell you about the evils of advertising and consumerism and then go to save a lot to save a bundle

Grandmas Dick: alright, weve said a lot of shit

Huggybear747: Well, we are shit talkers

Grandmas Dick: you did the classic fatboy sneak in

Huggybear747: Just like the Sioux indians (wind Talkers)

Huggybear747: Sneak in?

Grandmas Dick: you prolly like the name but you had to say you didnt just to suggest a powerlunch

Huggybear747: Speaking of fat boy, after the end of this convo, I'm heating up some leftover pizza

Huggybear747: Well, come on...........

Huggybear747: Power lunch dawg

Grandmas Dick: i know all the fatboy tactics

Huggybear747: You egged me on

Grandmas Dick: oh.....we will

Huggybear747: reverese fat boy tactics

Grandmas Dick: you did that "fatboy sittin in the back of the car wanting to stop and get a milshake" approach

Grandmas Dick: 'you look hungry'

Grandmas Dick: alright peas

Grandmas Dick: ......michael olestra

Huggybear747: peass Nick

Huggybear747: You fucking whacko bozo

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