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2002-12-03 - 12:12 a.m. Grandmas Dick: im eatin cheeze Huggybear747: Port wine? Grandmas Dick: nope Grandmas Dick: blocks Huggybear747: I thought you were just taking a can of parmasean to the head Huggybear747: Cheese is aight, that Port Wine was good Huggybear747: I'm hungry, last shit I ate was the Don Pablo's Grandmas Dick: yup Grandmas Dick: its good Grandmas Dick: eat shit buddy Huggybear747: I hope so, nothing sadder then a fat boy with bad taste Huggybear747: Eat shit? naw, not even with corn, carrots, and peanuts Grandmas Dick: whut Grandmas Dick: sick bastard Grandmas Dick: eat gogurt you tub of shit Huggybear747: I'm ill and I'm afraid it's terminal. Huggybear747: Gogurt? Is that some sort of alien food? Grandmas Dick: its yogurt you eat on the go Huggybear747: If you were a yougart, you'd be a "Fruit in a cup" Grandmas Dick: somme of that was herb Grandmas Dick: your ill? Huggybear747: Herb always giving people love Huggybear747: I'm ill.......and pissed Grandmas Dick: why and what? Grandmas Dick: huh? Huggybear747: Fucking clinic calls today and says, "The doctor's next opening for an appointment is January 31st." FUCKING END OF JANUARY! Huggybear747: No Bi-pap till I go through him and he perscribes it Huggybear747: January 31st, fucking bullshit Huggybear747: I'm fucking irate Grandmas Dick: see someone else get your sleep study results forwarded Huggybear747: I want to go and bust that doctor's ass, but I don't even know what he looks like, since I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM Grandmas Dick: thats gay Huggybear747: Gayer then Richard Simmons lounging in Liberace's house Grandmas Dick: that nigga doesnt need to prescribe it get any nigga with a doctorate to Huggybear747: The doctor hasn't even spoken to me Grandmas Dick: you already did the hard part Huggybear747: HMOs are fucking retarded Grandmas Dick: oh shit Grandmas Dick: yeah Grandmas Dick: well so is any health insurance Huggybear747: Unless this is some fucking super doctor that goes around the world helping fat kids like me, but my guess is he's too busy on the back 9 of his country club Grandmas Dick: i got 2 kinds of health insurance: mine and my dad's and noone will pay my bills Huggybear747: fucker. Grandmas Dick: there has to be a way to get this since its urgent Grandmas Dick: fake an accident Huggybear747: Yeah, I got some info through someone who knows a bit about sleep study claims and she said they cover 50 to 80% of the costs depending on the plan Grandmas Dick: thats good Huggybear747: Bi-pap is gonna cost around 4 grand Grandmas Dick: hey theres a good chance i'll be gettin a dv cam for christmas Huggybear747: God damn, serious? Grandmas Dick: speakin of expensive shit Grandmas Dick: yeah Huggybear747: How? Huggybear747: You got word on that Copier? Grandmas Dick: maybe a 6 or7 hundred dollar one Huggybear747: that kicks alot of ass Grandmas Dick: no she aint ask becasue she got a FAT BONUS today Huggybear747: Come on, tell her to ask Grandmas Dick: and thats why ill prolly get a camera Grandmas Dick: she will Huggybear747: havin a copier would kick so much ass Grandmas Dick: no shit Huggybear747: zine-o-rama Grandmas Dick: i think i might like that better thten a cam Huggybear747: Yeah, I feel you. Grandmas Dick: casue i can always use shit Huggybear747: I mean you can just go to the school and rough that shit Grandmas Dick: but the dv is crucial Huggybear747: Very Huggybear747: At least you are getting good shit for christmas Grandmas Dick: cause my old cam is gettin ruggid Grandmas Dick: yeah Grandmas Dick: tons of books Huggybear747: Me, another M & M dispenser Grandmas Dick: herbs gettin good shit even for being herb Huggybear747: Like what? Huggybear747: Your family dealing drugs or some shit? Grandmas Dick: im helpin my mom with herb but nobody knows what the fuck i want cause im a weird ass so no surprises Huggybear747: What does Herb want? Huggybear747: A slot machine? Grandmas Dick: herb wants nothing Huggybear747: What you gonna give him? Huggybear747: A race horse? Grandmas Dick: but hes gettin that memorial stadium video which is cool gift that ou cant get at best buy Huggybear747: yeah, true. Grandmas Dick: and i found some old post cards on ebay from the hdg racetrack i found three and my moms gettin that shit framed all nice so thats phat Huggybear747: Yeah, that's pretty damn cool, he gonna write that book? Grandmas Dick: he should start researching Grandmas Dick: he'll do something great one day Huggybear747: You should get him that shit from Needful Things, the electronic Horse Racing game Grandmas Dick: i'll beat him to it tho Grandmas Dick: my mom got him that a long ass time ago which was the thing that sparked the interest but it kinda broke before it even ran Huggybear747: Well, Herb is Genius ready to explode, wasn't he gonna buy apartment buildings? Grandmas Dick: i guess Grandmas Dick: slumlord Grandmas Dick: i cant imagine that, he'd be a dick landlord Grandmas Dick: i'll be renting from him i know it Huggybear747: Yeah, Donald Trump and shit with real estate or some shit. Huggybear747: HOW TO WIN AT TEXAS HOLD EM by Herb Miller Grandmas Dick: he owns that book Grandmas Dick: actually its how to win at lowlimit holdem Huggybear747: It's his bible Huggybear747: Yeah, Nickel, Dime, Quarta by Herb Miller Grandmas Dick: its funny how confusing shopping for me from my parents has become Huggybear747: Well, eventually most of us grow out of GI JOES Grandmas Dick: i was always cobra with about 7 people to herbs army of 35 gi joes Grandmas Dick: tanks and shit Huggybear747: At least they try and not cop out and give you chocolate and things that dispense chocolate Huggybear747: John never let me play with him hardly, he always had some solitary shit going. Huggybear747: I'd just go ballin. Grandmas Dick: yeah thats bullshit usually they just forward money to my account when i tell them i want some thing that costs X dollars Huggybear747: Well, no money is forwarded to me, unless you take m & m's as currency Grandmas Dick: tell them you aint want that shit Huggybear747: I tell em what I want and they give me shit Grandmas Dick: you should be gettin some bomb shit the way your parents rack in dough Huggybear747: I rather get shit so I want have to hear shit. Grandmas Dick: shit my family is ghetto rich all the food in my house is sacred Huggybear747: Nope, dough they use to pay for a cruise they got Grandmas Dick: they goin on a cruise? Huggybear747: Dough to buy all the damn food in the house Huggybear747: dough for retirement Grandmas Dick: damn they always plannin Huggybear747: they pay for my truck, my insurance, it's not like it's a total bum deal. Grandmas Dick: thats cool Grandmas Dick: i gotta pay that shit Huggybear747: I just wish we didn't have to bullshit about it Grandmas Dick: yeah Huggybear747: I don't even know why we put up a try Huggybear747: tree Huggybear747: it's like my mom gets 20 gifts from work and me, John, and Dad get 3 a piece Grandmas Dick: my parents just drink and eat and yell at each other and thats where i get it from Huggybear747: and those 3 gifts suck, my dad gets socks and hankerchiefs, my brother gets some marginally good book and a shirt, I get M & M's.......... Huggybear747: fuck the tree Huggybear747: fuck the spirit Huggybear747: seriously, let's just enjoy the day off or some shit Huggybear747: I don't give a shit about getting up that morning Grandmas Dick: damn Huggybear747: I wish I could work Huggybear747: Get time and a half Grandmas Dick: sometimes i dont but im definitely feelin it this year Grandmas Dick: and im always "fuck work" Huggybear747: at least get something out of the damn day, our family things feel so ackward and staged Grandmas Dick: ive determined that im ultimately more happy with time then with money Huggybear747: Yeah, but I haven't been out on my own completely yet Grandmas Dick: true Huggybear747: That might fringe on the time a bit I reckon Grandmas Dick: the way i see your family is that your parents have planned on you guys going to college for four years and then send you off and see you on holidays Grandmas Dick: my family's like a casino, no time limits, free drinks Huggybear747: yeah, your family is a lot tighter, you got fam nearby, it's always been nuclear for us Huggybear747: We all said goodbyes already Huggybear747: It's like four roommates in a house Grandmas Dick: damn thats cold Huggybear747: well, it's getting there Huggybear747: and I think that feeling is mutual around Grandmas Dick: i always thoght it was weird how you could blare music at like 11 oclock at night and nobody says anything Grandmas Dick: where in my house its like "what are you doing? shut up!" Huggybear747: yeah, well, I like my fam and yours, I can say that much, but our bullshit is complete opposites Huggybear747: too much on one hand, too little on the other Grandmas Dick: yeah no doubt too extremes Grandmas Dick: 2 extremes Huggybear747: Yeah, sometimes I feel like a bad investment Grandmas Dick: damn......coldness Huggybear747: Well, at least I don't have a curfew Grandmas Dick: i'd rather have one then feel like a failed pyramid scheme Huggybear747: or have to go through somebody just to do something, different bullshit.........ya know. Grandmas Dick: its gettin less and less Grandmas Dick: ive basically figured them out Huggybear747: Well, I figure, what's to figure? Grandmas Dick: it goes like this....if i'm going to do something, i'll do it no matter the bitching,if i'm wandering around aimlessly driving around at night or something then i have to be home around 12 Huggybear747: Dad is all about college, setting us up on the "right" track, my mom is just pretty much paying the bills......... Grandmas Dick: my parents are like, spend as much time as you need as long as you're doing good Huggybear747: I was raised by television I tell you. Grandmas Dick: damn Huggybear747: Well, doing good in life? Or doing good in school? Grandmas Dick: doing good in life = doing good in school + keeping a job Huggybear747: My family has always been cut and dry like that. Grandmas Dick: but you know i have to have a job to live here but i dont have to work a certain amount of hours Huggybear747: Maybe I'm just the Latoya of the family Huggybear747: When all the communication you get from your folks is, "You better not leave these dishes for your mother" or "Here's the changer, I'm going to bed." Huggybear747: You kinda feel non-important at times Grandmas Dick: i dont have to tell you about my dad and the shit we talk about Huggybear747: I can't bullshit with my dad, he'll go off on to some rambling. Huggybear747: My mom is okay, on the rare occasion I see her Grandmas Dick: socrates Huggybear747: My mom never comes to me, I gotta come to her Huggybear747: Malcolm and the Middle ain't got nothing on me Grandmas Dick: that show is gay Huggybear747: I'm the Latoya, it's a damn shame, but that's my feeling right now Grandmas Dick: at least you aint the michael Huggybear747: Lesser of two evils Huggybear747: My family isn't complete bullshit though. Huggybear747: We keep it tight like the Bundy's sometimes Huggybear747: just without Buck Grandmas Dick: i believe you Grandmas Dick: play some www.abalonegames.com Grandmas Dick: make you feel better Huggybear747: http://68.50.174.222/band/ Huggybear747: My friend Wing's Chinese rock band Grandmas Dick: when in doubt i always look to the little man riding the big dog for inspiration Grandmas Dick: catchy domain name Huggybear747: no doubt, I always look for the next big dick joke Huggybear747: oh yeah Grandmas Dick: whats the band name? Grandmas Dick: they should call it best buffet Huggybear747: The Others Grandmas Dick: is it me or do them mother fuckers all look alike Huggybear747: damn Huggybear747: that's cold Grandmas Dick: its true Grandmas Dick: i thought it was a photoshop thing check the songs page Huggybear747: what would you call their band Grandmas Dick: best buffet Huggybear747: Yeah, it's photoshop Grandmas Dick: okay Huggybear747: Delicious Take out or ALL YOU CAN.........ROCK! Huggybear747: name your band Corey Feldman Tribute Band Grandmas Dick: word Grandmas Dick: just name a band balls out Huggybear747: Huggybear747: Name your band THE COREY FELDMAN TRIBUTE BAND GeniusLo: hahahahhaa.. GeniusLo: how about Maryland Horny Crabs? Huggybear747: or HILLBILLIES LOVE TAKE OUT Huggybear747: Crabby DICKS Huggybear747: The Crab Feast Mallets Huggybear747: WE BEAT CHILDREN Grandmas Dick signed off at 12:10:55 AM.
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