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Family bitching
2002-12-03 - 12:12 a.m.

Grandmas Dick: im eatin cheeze

Huggybear747: Port wine?

Grandmas Dick: nope

Grandmas Dick: blocks

Huggybear747: I thought you were just taking a can of parmasean to the head

Huggybear747: Cheese is aight, that Port Wine was good

Huggybear747: I'm hungry, last shit I ate was the Don Pablo's

Grandmas Dick: yup

Grandmas Dick: its good

Grandmas Dick: eat shit buddy

Huggybear747: I hope so, nothing sadder then a fat boy with bad taste

Huggybear747: Eat shit? naw, not even with corn, carrots, and peanuts

Grandmas Dick: whut

Grandmas Dick: sick bastard

Grandmas Dick: eat gogurt you tub of shit

Huggybear747: I'm ill and I'm afraid it's terminal.

Huggybear747: Gogurt? Is that some sort of alien food?

Grandmas Dick: its yogurt you eat on the go

Huggybear747: If you were a yougart, you'd be a "Fruit in a cup"

Grandmas Dick: somme of that was herb

Grandmas Dick: your ill?

Huggybear747: Herb always giving people love

Huggybear747: I'm ill.......and pissed

Grandmas Dick: why and what?

Grandmas Dick: huh?

Huggybear747: Fucking clinic calls today and says, "The doctor's next opening for an appointment is January 31st." FUCKING END OF JANUARY!

Huggybear747: No Bi-pap till I go through him and he perscribes it

Huggybear747: January 31st, fucking bullshit

Huggybear747: I'm fucking irate

Grandmas Dick: see someone else get your sleep study results forwarded

Huggybear747: I want to go and bust that doctor's ass, but I don't even know what he looks like, since I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM

Grandmas Dick: thats gay

Huggybear747: Gayer then Richard Simmons lounging in Liberace's house

Grandmas Dick: that nigga doesnt need to prescribe it get any nigga with a doctorate to

Huggybear747: The doctor hasn't even spoken to me

Grandmas Dick: you already did the hard part

Huggybear747: HMOs are fucking retarded

Grandmas Dick: oh shit

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Grandmas Dick: well so is any health insurance

Huggybear747: Unless this is some fucking super doctor that goes around the world helping fat kids like me, but my guess is he's too busy on the back 9 of his country club

Grandmas Dick: i got 2 kinds of health insurance: mine and my dad's and noone will pay my bills

Huggybear747: fucker.

Grandmas Dick: there has to be a way to get this since its urgent

Grandmas Dick: fake an accident

Huggybear747: Yeah, I got some info through someone who knows a bit about sleep study claims and she said they cover 50 to 80% of the costs depending on the plan

Grandmas Dick: thats good

Huggybear747: Bi-pap is gonna cost around 4 grand

Grandmas Dick: hey theres a good chance i'll be gettin a dv cam for christmas

Huggybear747: God damn, serious?

Grandmas Dick: speakin of expensive shit

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Huggybear747: How?

Huggybear747: You got word on that Copier?

Grandmas Dick: maybe a 6 or7 hundred dollar one

Huggybear747: that kicks alot of ass

Grandmas Dick: no she aint ask becasue she got a FAT BONUS today

Huggybear747: Come on, tell her to ask

Grandmas Dick: and thats why ill prolly get a camera

Grandmas Dick: she will

Huggybear747: havin a copier would kick so much ass

Grandmas Dick: no shit

Huggybear747: zine-o-rama

Grandmas Dick: i think i might like that better thten a cam

Huggybear747: Yeah, I feel you.

Grandmas Dick: casue i can always use shit

Huggybear747: I mean you can just go to the school and rough that shit

Grandmas Dick: but the dv is crucial

Huggybear747: Very

Huggybear747: At least you are getting good shit for christmas

Grandmas Dick: cause my old cam is gettin ruggid

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Grandmas Dick: tons of books

Huggybear747: Me, another M & M dispenser

Grandmas Dick: herbs gettin good shit even for being herb

Huggybear747: Like what?

Huggybear747: Your family dealing drugs or some shit?

Grandmas Dick: im helpin my mom with herb but nobody knows what the fuck i want cause im a weird ass so no surprises

Huggybear747: What does Herb want?

Huggybear747: A slot machine?

Grandmas Dick: herb wants nothing

Huggybear747: What you gonna give him?

Huggybear747: A race horse?

Grandmas Dick: but hes gettin that memorial stadium video which is cool gift that ou cant get at best buy

Huggybear747: yeah, true.

Grandmas Dick: and i found some old post cards on ebay from the hdg racetrack i found three and my moms gettin that shit framed all nice so thats phat

Huggybear747: Yeah, that's pretty damn cool, he gonna write that book?

Grandmas Dick: he should start researching

Grandmas Dick: he'll do something great one day

Huggybear747: You should get him that shit from Needful Things, the electronic Horse Racing game

Grandmas Dick: i'll beat him to it tho

Grandmas Dick: my mom got him that a long ass time ago which was the thing that sparked the interest but it kinda broke before it even ran

Huggybear747: Well, Herb is Genius ready to explode, wasn't he gonna buy apartment buildings?

Grandmas Dick: i guess

Grandmas Dick: slumlord

Grandmas Dick: i cant imagine that, he'd be a dick landlord

Grandmas Dick: i'll be renting from him i know it

Huggybear747: Yeah, Donald Trump and shit with real estate or some shit.

Huggybear747: HOW TO WIN AT TEXAS HOLD EM by Herb Miller

Grandmas Dick: he owns that book

Grandmas Dick: actually its how to win at lowlimit holdem

Huggybear747: It's his bible

Huggybear747: Yeah, Nickel, Dime, Quarta by Herb Miller

Grandmas Dick: its funny how confusing shopping for me from my parents has become

Huggybear747: Well, eventually most of us grow out of GI JOES

Grandmas Dick: i was always cobra with about 7 people to herbs army of 35 gi joes

Grandmas Dick: tanks and shit

Huggybear747: At least they try and not cop out and give you chocolate and things that dispense chocolate

Huggybear747: John never let me play with him hardly, he always had some solitary shit going.

Huggybear747: I'd just go ballin.

Grandmas Dick: yeah thats bullshit usually they just forward money to my account when i tell them i want some thing that costs X dollars

Huggybear747: Well, no money is forwarded to me, unless you take m & m's as currency

Grandmas Dick: tell them you aint want that shit

Huggybear747: I tell em what I want and they give me shit

Grandmas Dick: you should be gettin some bomb shit the way your parents rack in dough

Huggybear747: I rather get shit so I want have to hear shit.

Grandmas Dick: shit my family is ghetto rich all the food in my house is sacred

Huggybear747: Nope, dough they use to pay for a cruise they got

Grandmas Dick: they goin on a cruise?

Huggybear747: Dough to buy all the damn food in the house

Huggybear747: dough for retirement

Grandmas Dick: damn they always plannin

Huggybear747: they pay for my truck, my insurance, it's not like it's a total bum deal.

Grandmas Dick: thats cool

Grandmas Dick: i gotta pay that shit

Huggybear747: I just wish we didn't have to bullshit about it

Grandmas Dick: yeah

Huggybear747: I don't even know why we put up a try

Huggybear747: tree

Huggybear747: it's like my mom gets 20 gifts from work and me, John, and Dad get 3 a piece

Grandmas Dick: my parents just drink and eat and yell at each other and thats where i get it from

Huggybear747: and those 3 gifts suck, my dad gets socks and hankerchiefs, my brother gets some marginally good book and a shirt, I get M & M's..........

Huggybear747: fuck the tree

Huggybear747: fuck the spirit

Huggybear747: seriously, let's just enjoy the day off or some shit

Huggybear747: I don't give a shit about getting up that morning

Grandmas Dick: damn

Huggybear747: I wish I could work

Huggybear747: Get time and a half

Grandmas Dick: sometimes i dont but im definitely feelin it this year

Grandmas Dick: and im always "fuck work"

Huggybear747: at least get something out of the damn day, our family things feel so ackward and staged

Grandmas Dick: ive determined that im ultimately more happy with time then with money

Huggybear747: Yeah, but I haven't been out on my own completely yet

Grandmas Dick: true

Huggybear747: That might fringe on the time a bit I reckon

Grandmas Dick: the way i see your family is that your parents have planned on you guys going to college for four years and then send you off and see you on holidays

Grandmas Dick: my family's like a casino, no time limits, free drinks

Huggybear747: yeah, your family is a lot tighter, you got fam nearby, it's always been nuclear for us

Huggybear747: We all said goodbyes already

Huggybear747: It's like four roommates in a house

Grandmas Dick: damn thats cold

Huggybear747: well, it's getting there

Huggybear747: and I think that feeling is mutual around

Grandmas Dick: i always thoght it was weird how you could blare music at like 11 oclock at night and nobody says anything

Grandmas Dick: where in my house its like "what are you doing? shut up!"

Huggybear747: yeah, well, I like my fam and yours, I can say that much, but our bullshit is complete opposites

Huggybear747: too much on one hand, too little on the other

Grandmas Dick: yeah no doubt too extremes

Grandmas Dick: 2 extremes

Huggybear747: Yeah, sometimes I feel like a bad investment

Grandmas Dick: damn......coldness

Huggybear747: Well, at least I don't have a curfew

Grandmas Dick: i'd rather have one then feel like a failed pyramid scheme

Huggybear747: or have to go through somebody just to do something, different bullshit.........ya know.

Grandmas Dick: its gettin less and less

Grandmas Dick: ive basically figured them out

Huggybear747: Well, I figure, what's to figure?

Grandmas Dick: it goes like this....if i'm going to do something, i'll do it no matter the bitching,if i'm wandering around aimlessly driving around at night or something then i have to be home around 12

Huggybear747: Dad is all about college, setting us up on the "right" track, my mom is just pretty much paying the bills.........

Grandmas Dick: my parents are like, spend as much time as you need as long as you're doing good

Huggybear747: I was raised by television I tell you.

Grandmas Dick: damn

Huggybear747: Well, doing good in life? Or doing good in school?

Grandmas Dick: doing good in life = doing good in school + keeping a job

Huggybear747: My family has always been cut and dry like that.

Grandmas Dick: but you know i have to have a job to live here but i dont have to work a certain amount of hours

Huggybear747: Maybe I'm just the Latoya of the family

Huggybear747: When all the communication you get from your folks is, "You better not leave these dishes for your mother" or "Here's the changer, I'm going to bed."

Huggybear747: You kinda feel non-important at times

Grandmas Dick: i dont have to tell you about my dad and the shit we talk about

Huggybear747: I can't bullshit with my dad, he'll go off on to some rambling.

Huggybear747: My mom is okay, on the rare occasion I see her

Grandmas Dick: socrates

Huggybear747: My mom never comes to me, I gotta come to her

Huggybear747: Malcolm and the Middle ain't got nothing on me

Grandmas Dick: that show is gay

Huggybear747: I'm the Latoya, it's a damn shame, but that's my feeling right now

Grandmas Dick: at least you aint the michael

Huggybear747: Lesser of two evils

Huggybear747: My family isn't complete bullshit though.

Huggybear747: We keep it tight like the Bundy's sometimes

Huggybear747: just without Buck

Grandmas Dick: i believe you

Grandmas Dick: play some www.abalonegames.com

Grandmas Dick: make you feel better

Huggybear747: http://68.50.174.222/band/

Huggybear747: My friend Wing's Chinese rock band

Grandmas Dick: when in doubt i always look to the little man riding the big dog for inspiration

Grandmas Dick: catchy domain name

Huggybear747: no doubt, I always look for the next big dick joke

Huggybear747: oh yeah

Grandmas Dick: whats the band name?

Grandmas Dick: they should call it best buffet

Huggybear747: The Others

Grandmas Dick: is it me or do them mother fuckers all look alike

Huggybear747: damn

Huggybear747: that's cold

Grandmas Dick: its true

Grandmas Dick: i thought it was a photoshop thing check the songs page

Huggybear747: what would you call their band

Grandmas Dick: best buffet

Huggybear747: Yeah, it's photoshop

Grandmas Dick: okay

Huggybear747: Delicious Take out or ALL YOU CAN.........ROCK!

Huggybear747: name your band Corey Feldman Tribute Band

Grandmas Dick: word

Grandmas Dick: just name a band balls out

Huggybear747: Huggybear747: Name your band THE COREY FELDMAN TRIBUTE BAND

GeniusLo: hahahahhaa..

GeniusLo: how about Maryland Horny Crabs?

Huggybear747: or HILLBILLIES LOVE TAKE OUT

Huggybear747: Crabby DICKS

Huggybear747: The Crab Feast Mallets

Huggybear747: WE BEAT CHILDREN

Grandmas Dick signed off at 12:10:55 AM.

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