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2003-04-11 - 8:20 p.m. Your momma so old, she invented rocks. Your momma so old, she was born in Pangea. Your momma so old, she was shuckin' corn at the first Thanksgiving. Your momma so old, she rocks a toe tag just in case. Your momma so old, they wrote the Magna Carta on her back. Your momma so old, she got frozen dodo bird in the freezer. Your momma so old, she was a model for the kama sutra. Your momma so old, she saw Planet of the Apes and she was talkin bout "This takes me back!" Your momma so old, she got a birth certificate on papyrus. Your momma so old, she still rocks wooden teeth. Your momma so old, she votes FEDERALIST. Your momma so old, she remembers when shit was black and white. Your momma so old, Ken Burns did a documentary on her. Your momma so old, she still be raving about steam power.
Your momma so old, her high school reunions are at the graveyard.
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