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2003-08-17 - 10:08 a.m. A little tip from your Uncle Mike, never take a drug/medicine/herbal formula if it has someone's picture on it. If they show their face, you know they have plenty to hide. Also, don't trust anything with CRAZZY fonts on them either. The same thing goes for movie boxes with Holographic images on them. Just know that they spent way more on the box design then the actually movie budget itself. Also, watch for the cleavage factor. If any advertisment/movie trailer/display has cleavage in it, you measure the sheer amount of cleavage shown in said display and from that, you should guess that if there's X amount of cleavage, there will be 2X amount of buffoonery. Another thing, if you want to put a dent in the selling of illegal drugs, authorities should trace the buying and selling of those little baggies. Who else buys that shit really?! Is there someone out there making tiny sandwiches?!? If you see a person with a mullet and a NASCAR shirt, cracking open a Bud Light, chances are he's not a card carrying member of the ACLU or the NAACP. Fat kids can't drown......unless there's cookies at the pool bottom. It takes balls to do the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in pen. I don't care if you know or not, but HOSPITALIANO should not be a word in any language. A West Coast Chopper Tshirt does not make you look cool. If you are super-sizing anything, chances are you're fat.
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