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2003-09-26 - 11:54 a.m. sayitl0uder: hey baby sayitl0uder: i just woke up sayitl0uder: somebody must have signed me on Huggybear747: okay baby Huggybear747: What's up in the jungle? Huggybear747: oh really Huggybear747: that's great Huggybear747: Really something Huggybear747: that's cool. I have to, I have to. Huggybear747: no worries, no worries Huggybear747: you just gotta keep doing it Huggybear747: The cream will start working, I assure Huggybear747: you Huggybear747: It's really fantastic too Huggybear747: it grows on you. Huggybear747: Like eating cold apple pie. Huggybear747: I've had that too. It's always tastier in the winter months. Huggybear747: A dallop of whipped cream is in order! Huggybear747: most definitely Huggybear747: Monkeys ARE hostile at the zoo sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: man sorry Huggybear747: you gotta watch out, they throw feces Huggybear747: Oh, who is this? sayitl0uder: i'm just stilltrying to wake up sayitl0uder: hey what are you doing tonight? sayitl0uder: cause theres this party going on Huggybear747: I was having a conversation with imaginary bat sayitl0uder: i want you to be there sayitl0uder: finaly, you know that i'm not real Huggybear747: man, you are real sayitl0uder: no i ma not Huggybear747: I've touched you, I've asserted and defined a reality for you as you did me Huggybear747: What party is going on? Huggybear747: I'm super busy man, I'M IMAGINARY Huggybear747: I'm going to be making a movie from today all the way till Sunday Night sayitl0uder: hey, no more of this incandescent light sayitl0uder: damn sayitl0uder: alright Huggybear747: and somewhere inbetween, writing up a paper sayitl0uder: well its in timonium Huggybear747: What the fuck is in Timonium? sayitl0uder: its this dude's birthday party, graduated last year from towson sayitl0uder: the party Huggybear747: Art kids? sayitl0uder: yeah sayitl0uder: but he's like the graff head artist Huggybear747: awhh man, I love the art scene and all.......... Huggybear747: Oh, is that so sayitl0uder: not your typical mad one of the alley sayitl0uder: yes Huggybear747: seriously, I see too many alley cats sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: It's a shame, I've been tagging your name in my books Huggybear747: SAYO Huggybear747: I changed it to SAD though sayitl0uder: hey i need ravens number sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: For what? Milk and cheese? sayitl0uder: dj thats cause i died and became this person that i am now sayitl0uder: no, we're supposed to switch our glasses today sayitl0uder: she does like cheese right? Huggybear747: xxxxxxxxxxx? Huggybear747: yeah, that's it Huggybear747: I need to call her sayitl0uder: yeah you do Huggybear747: why? Huggybear747: Are you trying to holler at her? sayitl0uder: hahaha, yes Huggybear747: I swear man, I had a dream about you last night, of you "Getting" with her Huggybear747: and I'm not even playing sayitl0uder: damn thats strange Huggybear747: and it made me sick to my stomach Huggybear747: Yeah, I know sayitl0uder: well, know this, it wont happen Huggybear747: This is indeed odd sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: shit man Huggybear747: I'm not worried about it, but just that feeling of how to deal with it Huggybear747: it's caa-caas, plain and simple sayitl0uder: yeah dude, i hear you on that Huggybear747: Yeah, I just went to sleep and woke up in a bad mood Huggybear747: I need to call her Huggybear747: maybe that's what Aunt Jemina in the sky was trying to tell me Huggybear747: Everybody IM DJ day! sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: Girl from Sweden.........Darren sayitl0uder: damn! sweden sayitl0uder: dj is making it sayitl0uder: he spreads his seed Huggybear747: Man, she was on Blunts...... sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: She's fine, but I was being a good soul sayitl0uder: word, thats cool sayitl0uder: brb Huggybear747: She said I could stay at her house Huggybear747: I'm a cyber pimp sayitl0uder: hahaha sayitl0uder: hold up Huggybear747: no hold up Huggybear747: You have no gun and I have no money Huggybear747: Man, I'm a monk Bat, the loins have been placed back onto the pedestal. sayitl0uder: damn sayitl0uder: does this make you feel bad? Huggybear747: of course. But that's with anything. Huggybear747: I feel bad sometimes putting the loins on something Huggybear747: You know, it has it's good/bad points Huggybear747: I have no time for loin giving Huggybear747: but I have time for yearning about loin giving Huggybear747: LOIN Huggybear747: That's my new shit Huggybear747: "I put the loins on you grrl!!" Huggybear747: Maybe I should be a slut Huggybear747: the next fattie in a tight sweater.........maybe I should go for the chubby emo chicks.....I heard they give up the cot! sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: man dj, dont feel like this Huggybear747: Man, Logan and I were at the Thrift store listening to records the other day and this old cat came up and said to Logan, "YOUNGBLOOD" sayitl0uder: i've been feeling like this for weeks now Huggybear747: feel like what? Huggybear747: Being the master of my domain sayitl0uder: low, cause i need a queen on the throne Huggybear747: I do too man, a man's world is a lonely one. sayitl0uder: yeah man Huggybear747: Bat, it's easier for you, you probably got X amount women on your nuts Huggybear747: They might be annoying, stupid, ugly or all three Huggybear747: but the resources are there........ Huggybear747: You can make sweet nothings with Barry White ahahhaahahahhaha! Huggybear747: Nick says she's all over your nuts Huggybear747: and I believe him sayitl0uder: ew sayitl0uder: no she isnt Huggybear747: I'd be scared to hear that moaning in da sac sayitl0uder: she all over this one guy that she claims is "from the heavens" sayitl0uder: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!1 Huggybear747: Man, Nick said he saw her and was like ,What's up? and the first thing she said, "I'm waiting for Bat." Huggybear747: From the heavens?!?!?! Huggybear747: Damn Huggybear747: Well, don't tell me, there's no bee-atches in the Bat stable? Huggybear747: Because, there's hay! and no hoes in mine Huggybear747: ALL HAY, NO HOES Huggybear747: You said there was a Peter/Bat/woman triangle. Huggybear747: I know there's some sort of fucked up art bitch on your junk Huggybear747: there's gotta be. Huggybear747: No matter what nice clothes I wear, the women come for the laughs and not for the shaft. sayitl0uder: don't say that, thats Huggybear747: Logan gave me a good term, STEAK BOOTY Huggybear747: We need STEAK BOOTY, but of course I'm vegatarian sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: You see, it's not exactly godly irony, but it's damn sure close sayitl0uder: you're sooo funny man Huggybear747: I know, the only thing I know how to do and can do in times of peril sayitl0uder: haha Huggybear747: I've gone beyond laughing, like elephant noises that are inaudible to the human ear....... sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: That's the key to be the master in anything, to hear what cannot be heard Huggybear747: to see what cannot be seen Huggybear747: To do what cannot be done Huggybear747: It's the only way to call yourself an all out king...... sayitl0uder: ah yes Huggybear747: Did I give Fleg my Style Wars DVD? Do you remember? I need that shit back sayitl0uder: i dont thinkso Huggybear747: Bat, I know you have nothing but creative energy, and you need the booty to sop up the excess Huggybear747: That rat bastard, the copy is lost, I need to find it. Huggybear747: Bat, I have found you an adopted family Huggybear747: http://mr-sparkles.diaryland.com/images/pictureperfect.jpg sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: They are a quiet but loving bunch Huggybear747: and you'll have a brother and two sisters Huggybear747: it's a single mom, but she works hard to put the ends together and to buy designer sweaters Huggybear747: The boy's name is RUSTY Huggybear747: Then that's Lucy on the top, with the free floating hair extension Huggybear747: And mamma TONI is on the bottom left Huggybear747: and SALLY in the middle Huggybear747: she made that sweater Huggybear747: she can knit you one sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: hey ravens number doesnt work sayitl0uder: is that her cell? or house Huggybear747: it's her Cell Huggybear747: xxxxxxxxxxx Huggybear747: You need someone to roll with you to this party or something? sayitl0uder: nah sayitl0uder: i just wasnt to make this exchange Huggybear747: of drugs, bitches and money? sayitl0uder: her cell phone is temporarily not in service sayitl0uder: drugs Huggybear747: Didn't pay the bills sayitl0uder: nope Huggybear747: I don't know, I gots the email Huggybear747: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sayitl0uder: ah Huggybear747: ah? Huggybear747: Well, Bat, Sunday night? Huggybear747: what's the plan? sayitl0uder: ben n moes sayitl0uder: hip hop night Huggybear747: man, you suck sayitl0uder: hey jedi mind is playing on monday sayitl0uder: ottobar sayitl0uder: but you knew that Huggybear747: But it's cool......I got class till about 8ish Huggybear747: I know sayitl0uder: lets hit it up Huggybear747: October 7th, Del and shit...... sayitl0uder: monday night Huggybear747: Well, where are you going to be? sayitl0uder: yeah we'll do that too Huggybear747: I got class that night too sayitl0uder: i have class until 550 sayitl0uder: then i'll be at the "beach" Huggybear747: I want to go to the Stones Throw, most importantly sayitl0uder: stones throw? Huggybear747: the Beach, sun tanning? Huggybear747: yeah, Peanut Butter wolf n shit Huggybear747: he's having a show coming up sayitl0uder: oh Huggybear747: yeah, and there's a RJD2 show not announced yet Huggybear747: and that's gonna be a show and a half sayitl0uder: damn man sayitl0uder: thats too much money Huggybear747: I know, I'm the jobless one sayitl0uder: yo i dont work at the art store anymore sayitl0uder: i got laid off she says Huggybear747: what happened? Huggybear747: damn sayitl0uder: and many more are too Huggybear747: that's rough Huggybear747: damn Huggybear747: Well, I need a cool job Huggybear747: not a shit job sayitl0uder: yeah man, its straight, she was losing people anyways Huggybear747: Well, that's no good all around sayitl0uder: yeah Huggybear747: Well, Bat, I guess I'll see you Monday I guess, and I have no worries about you getting a BOOST at this party tonite Huggybear747: If anyone needs a queen on the throne, it is King Bat. Huggybear747: holding a septor Huggybear747: worldwide booty collecter Huggybear747: munching on booty like Hannibal Lecter Huggybear747: I have faith in your outgoing persona to get the prize you so deserve. Your metacholorian count is exceptionally high at this time Huggybear747: don't let it go to waster sayitl0uder: lol Huggybear747: Be Bat, and that's that, and then comes an ass that's Phat. Huggybear747: that's how it works. Huggybear747: I bet you have a number of potentials Huggybear747: and a gameplan ready sayitl0uder: lol, a he he he Huggybear747: You laugh, I know you do Huggybear747: You got tricks up your sleeve already, it's only a matter of time to have them stashed in the pants Huggybear747: good luck my brother. God speed Huggybear747: and I want to see you on Monday with a devilish after sex smile on your face sayitl0uder: lol sayitl0uder: man i want to save this conversation Huggybear747: I have already sayitl0uder: ok good Huggybear747: I'll post it for you Huggybear747: hold up sayitl0uder: alright
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