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2004-01-15 - 5:20 p.m. Yeah, White folks should know what picking up chopsticks is all about. Nothing irks me more them some dumbass folks at the "Chinese" Style Buffet eating with chopsticks. It never ceases to piss me off. Why? Well, fan(s), I'll tell you why. YOU WERE RAISED ON SILVERWARE! Mutha fucka, they wrapped that shit up in the napkin for you, and that's why the shit is on the table! Why does requesting chopsticks mean, "Hey, I'm a culturally saavy bastard!" to the ignorant? WHY?! "Oh, it's just a fun novelty!" "It makes eating "Chinese" fun!" Oh, so eating is novelty? Eating is a way of life clown! Seriously, skewering your "General Tso's" (Which might I add, General Tso slaved over in the midst of Conquest of Sinkiang......alright, I'm bullshitting but just keep reading) Chicken with a chopstick is fucking disrespectful and I hope you catch a splinter or two in your gums. I can understand using chopsticks at an upscale Japanese restaurant or something, but at a BUFFET and requesting them?!?!? No.....Just stop right there and kick your own ass past the lucky buddha and out the door. Deft or not deft with chopsticks, it's just retarded. Do you think people in China giggle and eat with forks and knives, FOR FUN? But alas, I digress. I'd actually be afraid if the Chinese all of a sudden starting putting eyeballs and random parts of fish and other animals back into their "Buffet-style" cuisine. I think the hillbillies all over would get scared, scared like when they go into Chinatown scared. You know, where they think they're going to get swindled at every store or attacked by ninjas. You know, I don't think they could take more then "Fortune Cookie" fonts, gong sounds, the wonders of ginseng, and bubble tea. If you showed them what it really is, they'd sort of just be a deer in headlights, but that's not gonna happen because so many young asian americans are mostly busy imitating black people........who are apparently busy imitating......SCARFACE. OH JOYOUS AMERICAN-STYLE CULTURAL IGNORANCE! EVERYBODY IS STUPID! WEEEE!!!!!!!!!! And you wonder why people can stomach fighting "evil-doers" and dictate their lives according to what the government specifically designates according to their very exact measurements of the very specific measuring unit specifically called "CHATTER." I think you measure "CHATTER" in metric and the specific units are called BULLSHIT for short. SHOCK AND AWE BABY! SHOCK AND AWE!
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