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2004-03-12 - 5:04 p.m. Huggybear747 (2:44:15 PM): We need to cut the shit and hang out and get fucked up L0GIN W (2:44:23 PM): I'm trying to go to a cruise Huggybear747 (2:44:27 PM): next week? L0GIN W (2:44:29 PM): yea L0GIN W (2:44:30 PM): with my gf Huggybear747 (2:44:33 PM): god damn Huggybear747 (2:44:36 PM): pimp L0GIN W (2:44:38 PM): haha Huggybear747 (2:44:48 PM): oh, you probably got a spring break Huggybear747 (2:44:52 PM): right? L0GIN W (2:44:53 PM): yea Huggybear747 (2:45:23 PM): A cruise.......damn, you're gonna get some hardcore sex for that Huggybear747 (2:45:40 PM): dirty......durty........ddddddurrrrrteeeeee L0GIN W (2:45:41 PM): haha L0GIN W (2:45:43 PM): hopefully Huggybear747 (2:46:07 PM): yeah, I hope they got sturdy beds L0GIN W (2:46:24 PM): I'll bring nothing but a bagful of condoms Huggybear747 (2:46:29 PM): hahahhaha Huggybear747 (2:46:37 PM): no clothes, just condoms Huggybear747 (2:46:48 PM): I'd like to see them X-ray and search your bag Huggybear747 (2:47:23 PM): just condoms, throw in a bottle of Jack Daniels and a couple boxes of hardcore nasty pornography..... L0GIN W (2:47:33 PM): hahaha L0GIN W (2:47:38 PM): no need for porn man L0GIN W (2:47:41 PM): I'll make my own Huggybear747 (2:47:43 PM): and 3 jars of vaseline and razor blades Huggybear747 (2:47:55 PM): Nah, just do it to fuck with the Airlines L0GIN W (2:48:11 PM): haha L0GIN W (2:48:17 PM): why razor blades? Huggybear747 (2:48:17 PM): you know they search your shit with their latex gloves Huggybear747 (2:48:23 PM): to freak them out man L0GIN W (2:48:26 PM): haha L0GIN W (2:48:32 PM): well I'll tell them.. L0GIN W (2:48:40 PM): they're for my girl to shave her private area L0GIN W (2:48:42 PM): I like it clean Huggybear747 (2:48:43 PM): Well, not razor blades, they might get you in trouble Huggybear747 (2:49:15 PM): I remember in HK, my brother accidently left a pair of scissors in his backpack and all these dudes with sub machine guns came over Huggybear747 (2:49:19 PM): hahahah L0GIN W (2:49:40 PM): haha Huggybear747 (2:49:46 PM): Put a bible on top of all the condoms Huggybear747 (2:50:02 PM): ......after all this sex......I'm gonna need the lord in my life....... L0GIN W (2:50:25 PM): haha Huggybear747 (2:51:10 PM): put a zipperface mask in there Huggybear747 (2:51:23 PM): and a mexican wrestler mask too Huggybear747 (2:51:29 PM): and a jar of peanut butter Huggybear747 (2:51:34 PM): and a calender L0GIN W (2:51:44 PM): hahaha Huggybear747 (2:51:50 PM): and a No. 3 pencil Huggybear747 (2:51:58 PM): unsharpened L0GIN W (2:52:17 PM): and what is that for? Huggybear747 (2:52:36 PM): and a written memo that says: THINGS TO DO...... FUCK GIRLFRIEND Huggybear747 (2:52:48 PM): man, it's to fuck with their heads man L0GIN W (2:52:54 PM): man that's a movie there Huggybear747 (2:53:21 PM): I'd videotape it without a doubt Huggybear747 (2:54:04 PM): and when you come back, just fill your bag up with the condom wrappers and soiled panties Huggybear747 (2:54:06 PM): ewhhhhh Huggybear747 (2:54:09 PM): They'd vomit L0GIN W (2:54:20 PM): hahahahahhaa Huggybear747 (2:54:35 PM): That'd be so great Huggybear747 (2:54:42 PM): because you know, they have to do it Huggybear747 (2:54:53 PM): they have to pick it up and search it Huggybear747 (2:55:09 PM): that's their job L0GIN W (2:55:14 PM): haha Huggybear747 (2:56:27 PM): They'd open the bag and catch a whiff of soiled panties and busted condoms L0GIN W (2:56:42 PM): that'd be great L0GIN W (2:56:44 PM): and it's still legal Huggybear747 (2:56:49 PM): fucked up and great Huggybear747 (2:56:57 PM): yeah, and completely legal Huggybear747 (2:57:39 PM): they fondle your dirty nut Huggybear747 (2:57:59 PM): That's a JACKASS thing right there Huggybear747 (2:58:13 PM): I should write to Johnny Knoxville L0GIN W (2:58:21 PM): haha L0GIN W (2:58:24 PM): yup you should L0GIN W (2:58:29 PM): fuck with the airlines Huggybear747 (2:58:53 PM): Man, that'd be worse then finding a bomb I think Huggybear747 (2:58:58 PM): you can defuse a bomb Huggybear747 (2:59:10 PM): ........but dirty nut.........will always be dirty nut L0GIN W (3:00:10 PM): haha
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