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2004-04-13 - 8:58 p.m. Huggybear747: She looks good, but you never know, nothing is more awful then a women with some fugly hindquarters Huggybear747: Like them girls with no ankles Huggybear747: or reptilian teradacyhtal feet ADeightkeys: or your friend with the weird thunbs ADeightkeys: do you have those thumbs that are realyl fat and flat at the top ADeightkeys: ? Huggybear747: Nah, but my friend does, they are the worst ADeightkeys: yea i dont get those thumbs ADeightkeys: im glad i dont have them Huggybear747: Like his thumbnail is like a sliver Huggybear747: I know, cro-magnon shit ADeightkeys: i bet dharma has funky thumbs ADeightkeys: wack sweed Huggybear747: I bet her thumbs are alright Huggybear747: I wonder how the back of her ears smell ADeightkeys: or how fowl her belly button is Huggybear747: of all the places they put fragrance, they overlook the belly button and behind the ear Huggybear747: Blonde girls with back hair fuzz........now that's nasty ADeightkeys: the greek girls got hte back hair like crazy ADeightkeys: always fun to see really hot girls with it Huggybear747: with my old girlfriend, I used to stick my finger in her belly button and then put it up to my nose and act like that horse on Ren and Stimpy..........HMMMMMMMMMMMM...............NO SIR..........I DON'T LIKE IT....... Huggybear747: Yeah, greeks........hairy bitches Huggybear747: I hate the witch nose Huggybear747: the nose that angles in two places ADeightkeys: so happy i have god liek feautes Huggybear747: Adonnis Huggybear747: YOu just look at yourself and smile Huggybear747: what else is nasty on girls Huggybear747: Girls that never see a dentist ADeightkeys: lol ADeightkeys: brb ADeightkeys: eats' Huggybear747: the girls with the warts or sunspots or whatever all over the body Huggybear747: leg razor bumps ADeightkeys: stop turning me on man Huggybear747: Girls with them chipped paint nails ADeightkeys: its all about the split-ends Huggybear747: Mustache girls Huggybear747: Unibrows Huggybear747: Girls with Guru Nicked type eyebrows Huggybear747: poodle hair Huggybear747: ashy bend joints, ashy elbows knees......knuckles ADeightkeys: hwo about girls with bleeched mustaches Huggybear747: Ewwwwwhhh ADeightkeys: its like you know you have it ADeightkeys: just wax it ADeightkeys: i knew the asian girl who had one ADeightkeys: dark black hair Huggybear747: Soccer or Field hockey legs ADeightkeys: blonde stach Huggybear747: damn! Huggybear747: The "Friends" haircut Huggybear747: Dumbass tattoos on the ankle Huggybear747: Grateful Dead bears or butterflies and shit........ ADeightkeys: i brake for butterfly bumper stickers! Huggybear747: 90% angels Huggybear747: ROXY girls Huggybear747: fuck that ADeightkeys: LOL ADeightkeys: fake surfers Huggybear747: J-Lo glasses wearing watery white girls ADeightkeys: you never even seen the ocean ADeightkeys: the von douche Huggybear747: Oh god Huggybear747: don't get me started Huggybear747: bitches in trucker hats Huggybear747: The rave girl with a million bracelets Huggybear747: These high school girls wearing these fucking pants with belts and tassles all over them Huggybear747: Post goth bitches ADeightkeys: worst was dancrgirls pic ADeightkeys: when she came back ADeightkeys: all von douched up Huggybear747: and all fat Huggybear747: She ain't no dancer Huggybear747: I love all these fat girls in a dance major ADeightkeys: yes! Huggybear747: It humours me ADeightkeys: oh i gotstong legs from dancing ADeightkeys: thats why im chuncky ADeightkeys: lay off the food ADeightkeys: never seen a fat ballet dancer... Huggybear747: yeah, that doesn't explain your kirk douglas chin Huggybear747: Or your barrel body Huggybear747: bitches with the BOOTYLICIOUS sweat pants Huggybear747: that usually means they're face has been sandblasted with coverup to hide all the "I et too much cheese and now I got pimples" face Huggybear747: I hate fashion trend plain janes too..........it just screams GENERIC Huggybear747: Bitch, you shop at American Eagle n shit, how are you cool or trendy? All it's gonna lead to is getting date raped by a guy with frosted hair, a chewed up hat and a hemp choker Huggybear747: in the back of his jeep Huggybear747: to the tune of a DMB song ADeightkeys: oh the DMB listener... ADeightkeys: 1 good song for every 12 bad ones, is not a good ratio ADeightkeys: does not make him a great artist Huggybear747: people are so watery Huggybear747: where's the flavor gone? Huggybear747: We need to put fashion boullion in the pot Huggybear747: and stop encouraging these fat girls into dance careers
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