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2004-05-23 - 9:07 p.m. The Human Tornado says: You know the word KNOCKERS is downright offensive and so brash........but I found an even dirtier word lula belle says: i love that word lula belle says: haha lula belle says: and what is your filthy find..i can only just wonder. ...hahah The Human Tornado says: FU*KSTICK.............that makes me want to cry.......it's harsh......I thought men couldn't be treated like pieces of meat, but if you say, F**kstick! It gives me the chills........ lula belle says: hahahah lula belle says: i love you lula belle says: hahah lula belle says: that is great. The Human Tornado says: I'm more then just a FU*Kstick!!!!!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!! lula belle says: meat wand also is kinda good The Human Tornado says: ewhhhhh lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: MEAT WAND MAKES THE MONEY SEE lula belle says: im going to die lula belle says: hahah lula belle says: yes The Human Tornado says: MEAT WAD GETS THE HONIES SEE lula belle says: i was just thinking that lula belle says: you are inside my head lula belle says: hbahah The Human Tornado says: MEAT WAND lula belle says: you so rock lula belle says: hah The Human Tornado says: HEY THERE SAILOR, WANT A WARM PLACE TO STASH YOUR The Human Tornado says: MEAT WAND!?!?!?!? The Human Tornado says: *Runs away in horror* lula belle says: thats what i say to all the boys The Human Tornado says: FUCKSICLE........ lula belle says: hahah The Human Tornado says: 2 and 3/4 inches of PURE ADRENALINE.......... lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: WELL GIRLIES GONNA GO DOWN TO THE BAR AND GRAB A MAN BY HIS FUCKSTICK, BRING HIM BACK TO MY PLACE AND MOLEST HIS MEAT WAND The Human Tornado says: I don't know why, but when I came home, it seemed like the first thing that came into my head when I walked into the door............FUCKSTICK? The Human Tornado says: Just out the blue. lula belle says: haha lula belle says: hmm.... lula belle says: you are so random...that is good. sometimes i do that too.....i am always making up new words for my naughty bits...so its all good The Human Tornado says: Limp Noodle.....piggly-wiggly dick.......stubby..........AWWWWWHHHH cuteness!................NUMB NUTS! PRICK! ROD! TROUSER SNAKE! The Human Tornado says: In high school, I asked Eliza Wallace to give my penis a name The Human Tornado says: in trigonometry class The Human Tornado says: and she replied, "Binky" The Human Tornado says: without even looking at it lula belle says: hahaha lula belle says: Binky doesnt speak in size.... lula belle says: when i was a kid i wanted to be renamed Bork The Human Tornado says: hahahahah lula belle says: i would call mine Bork if i had one The Human Tornado says: Binky, I just think of my penis in a clown suit and a red nose lula belle says: hahaha lula belle says: you should do that....dress it up a little. lula belle says: hahahha lula belle says: im glad i dont have one...because i would likely walk around in a state of constant erection just because it is funny. The Human Tornado says: It hurts sometimes lula belle says: and i would purposely walk into people. lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: I used to bust out my boxer shorts and tear them up The Human Tornado says: literally lula belle says: hmm.... The Human Tornado says: it was frightening lula belle says: cindy.....bad..... lula belle says: dont tell me that lula belle says: im bad enough not knowing lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: Well, I got boxer briefs now.........they keep it contained.......for the most part, but I can't go anywhere sometimes, I just gotta sit and let it calm down lula belle says: hahah lula belle says: that is awesome lula belle says: guys can be so cool The Human Tornado says: Well, I don't know how having an erection in a public place doing the most mundane thing is COOL lula belle says: hahaha lula belle says: because that is awesome lula belle says: hahah The Human Tornado says: Sometimes, just how you walk, you know it brushing all up in your pants or whatever........BOING lula belle says: haha lula belle says: hmmm.....you could be fun. The Human Tornado says: EVERYBODY LOVES ERECTIONS! lula belle says: haha lula belle says: yes...that is true i suppose The Human Tornado says: Only when they're not bothering you........like when you're trying to do something important...... lula belle says: which for me..is never really lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: Well, you know, sometimes I get out the car and have one...... I don't know why, but hey, I'm going to my friends house..........WITH AN ERECTION......... lula belle says: haha lula belle says: well.....thats ok. im sure you have an admirable reputation. The Human Tornado says: I couldn't operate daily in tight pants The Human Tornado says: it would be impossible lula belle says: tight white pants lula belle says: spandex lula belle says: fishnet pants The Human Tornado says: Spandex, damn......... lula belle says: hmmm.... lula belle says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: fishnet.........that'd hurt, bccause my penis would try to break out one of those holes......and get snagged in The Human Tornado says: like a bird and those coke can rings or something lula belle says: hahahha lula belle says: wow....they should make posters for that on environment days lula belle says: that is dangerous..i better stop tearing off my fishnets in public and just leaving them places. The Human Tornado says: yeah, bustin loose all over the streets The Human Tornado says: that's me...... The Human Tornado says: the fishnet pants marauder lula belle says: hahaha lula belle says: that would be awesome The Human Tornado says: and spandex, forget that........might as well shrink wrap my fuckstick lula belle says: we could fashion you pants out of shrink wrap lula belle says: or just a weenie wrapper.... lula belle says: that would be great The Human Tornado says: if I willed it, I bet I could bust out of it with using only my penis.........that's my one and only magic trick lula belle says: magic stick lula belle says: hahahah The Human Tornado says: Okay, you're the 3rd person that knows now, I can move my penis around......... lula belle says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: it's funny lula belle says: thats awesome lula belle says: you could draw a little face on it and do puppet shows The Human Tornado says: I was always partial to the whole Charlie Chaplin potatoes on forks thing lula belle says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: or you know, I'd put my hand next to it and act like it was ESP lula belle says: now that would be wicked... lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: or use it as an 11th finger and point at things lula belle says: worth marketing for sure The Human Tornado says: put a set of toy dumb bells on it The Human Tornado says: FLEXIN! lula belle says: haha The Human Tornado says: I'm multifaceted below the waist lula belle says: and above the waist..you are a complete package..with a complete package...wonderful The Human Tornado says: I can make a sound of someone beating eggs by spreading my legs apart and swinging my you know whats The Human Tornado says: I don't know why or how I figured out these things lula belle says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: yeah, the whole balls thing, it hurts if you do it for awhile. The Human Tornado says: and of course you can't do it when they're cold lula belle says: the most useless part of the male anatomy..... The Human Tornado says: the balls? lula belle says: oh ya The Human Tornado says: That's where the sperm is made lula belle says: ya....too bad ...it couldnt just be made ...in .....a pocket or something The Human Tornado says: They're supersensitive The Human Tornado says: They're not the most pleasing area The Human Tornado says: but with a little upkeep......... lula belle says: i noticed lula belle says: yes... lula belle says: important The Human Tornado says: you gotta keep it maintained lula belle says: absolutely The Human Tornado says: I can't stand much hair down there lula belle says: i can imagine.... lula belle says: because that is just weird The Human Tornado says: yeah, and it's supersensitive so imagine shaving a balloon lula belle says: i can only imagine.... The Human Tornado says: gotta take the mach 3 turbo down to 3 mph lula belle says: we have like..the most intellectual conversations ever. lula belle says: hahah The Human Tornado says: yeah, guys don't have lady remingtons or elaborate shavers The Human Tornado says: we got blades on top of blades The Human Tornado says: and by god, I ain't shaving my privates with a pink razor lula belle says: haha lula belle says: why not? The Human Tornado says: I don't know.........I like the challenge? lula belle says: ok.. lula belle says: you have skills then....hahah The Human Tornado says: yeah, I got the touch lula belle says: note taken lula belle says: hahah The Human Tornado says: I don't play no games or nothing, just lather, no foreplay........shave and rinse lula belle says: hahah lula belle says: no patterns? The Human Tornado says: Well, I try to shape my patch like KID's hairstyle from kid and Play The Human Tornado says: You know, the box that's a little blown out on the sides? lula belle says: hahahahah lula belle says: eraser head The Human Tornado says: sort of a trapezoid lula belle says: hey...that would be great The Human Tornado says: yeah The Human Tornado says: but not you know, BLAM..........just in the shape lula belle says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: I break out the clippers if I got too The Human Tornado says: I don't play lula belle says: hahah The Human Tornado says: Give my patch a fade lula belle says: hahahah The Human Tornado says: I trim it up so good, my dick leaves me a tip lula belle says: that would be....hilarious...can you imagine...the styling of mikey's naughty bits... lula belle says: hahahahahha
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