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2004-08-18 - 12:52 p.m. Last night, turned out to be interesting. Starting from the end events working my way down to the beginning......... -Drunk Sleep. -Nick says he's leaving on Friday to go to the ocean and says, "Do you mind driving yourself up there?" But I realize, hey, If I go up there, it's only gonna be one night, then it wouldn't be worth it, THEN I realized, I would just be a third wheel in a boot-knockin'-beach-rendez-vous, here's an Excerpt: Huggybear747 (3:17:17 AM): so you're leaving on friday, so I can come up Saturday and leave sunday? Grandmas Dick (3:17:33 AM): thats the proposition Grandmas Dick (3:17:54 AM): plus you can actually get some sleep b4 you come Huggybear747 (3:18:16 AM): seems like such a waste going up there for a night Huggybear747 (3:18:37 AM): because basically, that's all I'll have Grandmas Dick (3:18:51 AM): yeah Grandmas Dick (3:18:57 AM): i suppose Grandmas Dick (3:19:15 AM): but you can miss your surpise party Grandmas Dick (3:19:18 AM): FUCK Grandmas Dick (3:19:23 AM): i wasnt sposed to say that Huggybear747 (3:20:02 AM): Yeah...........well, telling me I can sleep on the couch and eat as much tortilla chips as I want isn't much of a surprise Huggybear747 (3:20:21 AM): ..........that would just be "Saturday" Grandmas Dick (3:20:49 AM): we'll make it special Grandmas Dick (3:21:02 AM): i'll skullfuck your mother in the back of a used sedan? Huggybear747 (3:21:38 AM): I think you're really trying to make me go, aren't you? Grandmas Dick (3:22:19 AM): :-* Grandmas Dick (3:22:35 AM): do you like her? Grandmas Dick (3:22:38 AM): you can have her Grandmas Dick (3:22:41 AM): all yours Huggybear747 (3:22:49 AM): Don't knock the boots too hard Nick Grandmas Dick (3:23:06 AM): ok -Nick and I discuss how people tell him how they jerk off, and sends me a copy of a short story TAKE A LOOK: Grandmas Dick (2:41:45 AM): hey it beats masturbating? Huggybear747 (2:42:26 AM): Notice how you ended that with a question mark Grandmas Dick (2:42:44 AM): i know Grandmas Dick (2:43:03 AM): it makes a sentence more intiguiging? Huggybear747 (2:43:21 AM): intiguiging.............SORTENLEY Grandmas Dick (2:45:54 AM): i fuck a sock for breakfast? Huggybear747 (2:46:11 AM): LUNCH AND DINNER Grandmas Dick (2:46:27 AM): is for chaplains Huggybear747 (2:46:31 AM): nah, I fuck bathroom mats Grandmas Dick (2:46:37 AM): hha Grandmas Dick (2:47:04 AM): you someone told me openly today that they dont beat of f with their hand they fuck a pillow Grandmas Dick (2:47:07 AM): and then that Grandmas Dick (2:47:19 AM): and they have a special pillow that they fuck Huggybear747 (2:47:26 AM): Nick, you are the one............ Grandmas Dick (2:47:31 AM): i must be Huggybear747 (2:47:33 AM): The masturbation sage Huggybear747 (2:47:40 AM): Sir Stroke Grandmas Dick (2:47:47 AM): master bation Huggybear747 (2:47:55 AM): M. Bates Grandmas Dick (2:48:48 AM): i love that " so i fuck my bathroom mat, so what?!! fuck you!" Grandmas Dick (2:49:03 AM): you think cause you fuck your hand you're so much better Huggybear747 (2:49:29 AM): Hand elitest Grandmas Dick (2:49:58 AM): hey buddy, i'm hot shit i fuck a mold of a porn stars vagina!!! Huggybear747 (2:50:25 AM): that's when you know you've made it Grandmas Dick (2:51:10 AM): to hell Grandmas Dick (2:51:44 AM): i love those questions "where do you bust?" option 1 b or c Huggybear747 (2:51:54 AM): porn star vagina molds put on the wall like Deer heads Grandmas Dick (3:05:48 AM): breaking news Grandmas Dick (3:05:58 AM): porn star vagina molds put on the wall like Deer heads Huggybear747 (3:09:15 AM): indeed -DOWNLOADING DIRTY PORNOGRAPHY! -Arrive home from Brandon's. -Brandon and I discuss life and love on his porch over some Marlboro Lights. -Brandon shows me a little about Beat making while I tell him over and over, that his crates of 45s are a treasure chests for DJs. -I salivate over the collection of 45s Brandon recieved in a trash bag of chicken bones and Newport filters, apparently given to him by the old road DJ for Onyx. -I say "Hi!" to B's brother who apparently hasn't held a job in 6 months, Still lives at home, he's 25, was in Community College when I was in HIGH SCHOOL and still hasn't even got an associate's degree. -Nick, Brandon and I are sitting in the basement of my house drinkin' and listening to records, doing are most racist of hillbilly impressions......Brandon speaking of his trip to Puerto Rico, (Which mainly consisted of talking about the booty and the liquor.)...........Nick mentioned that a kid at his work told him that he masturbates with a special pillow.........Brandon replied to this, "I fucked my bathroom mat once." Brandon also introduced a new Phrase for telling people to get composed and together: "TIGHTEN UP BITCH!".......We put our own spin on it and said, "HEY, I'M ARCHIE BELL AND IT'S TIME TO TIGHTEN UP BITCH!" Wow! Wasn't that interesting?!?!? Now today, I gave blood with Nick. It felt good, Nick gave a pint in 6 minutes, and I gave a pint in 4, we had a blood race. I just realized something too, there was a receptionist of the afro-american persuasion and she was all smiley and blushy when I was talking with her. What is it with me and the "brown sugar?" We went to Baja Fresh after the blood donation and met another fine honey dip that is "all up on my junk" and hooked her up with a DVD and in return, she hooked us up with drinks and chips, Say word! BAJA FRESH HOOK-UP!!!!!!!!! This summer at the Marquee Ball at the Creative Alliance, another "Mocha" delight gave me her digits. I remember at the Pat's Pizzeria Christmas Party, another "Cocoa" sweet was "All up on my junk" quite literally, and she grinded my shit up and down on the dancefloor like it was cornmeal in pestal. I think we actually had sex on the dance floor without even taking off our pants. Do I have "Soul?" as John Logan put it? Is it "flavor" I possess? I don't know what it is, but I'm not complaining.
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