If you fart in a forest and no one is there........does it make a sound?
2004-11-10 - 9:52 p.m.
Huggybear747 (6:00:40 PM): motivations don't make for good acting, good acting makes for good acting MrBongoNWC (6:01:43 PM): Mike...you know why a lot of stuff sucked at CammSlamm...? MrBongoNWC (6:01:44 PM): Acting-wise? Huggybear747 (6:02:06 PM): I don't want to even get into it MrBongoNWC (6:02:29 PM): Cause people fucking jump out of the gate acting like Jerry Lewis getting electrocuted in the balls...and every other character comes out the same way...there ain't no balance. MrBongoNWC (6:02:57 PM): People are either dull or manically retarded in low-budget comedy. Huggybear747 (6:04:41 PM): true, but when people want comedy.......it's 70% motivation in wanting to laugh, 30% in wanting to see a great performance Huggybear747 (6:04:59 PM): and performance increases with the length of the piece MrBongoNWC (6:06:12 PM): But you know what I'm saying...there's all the emphasis to cram jokes in like a overloaded dryer...and no attention paid to set-ups... Huggybear747 (6:08:08 PM): sometimes the nuances people nick-pick at have little or nothing to do with performance, story, or context MrBongoNWC (6:08:54 PM): Well...there's theory and then there's the doing it...I see your point. Huggybear747 (6:10:03 PM): and how many audience members know theory MrBongoNWC (6:10:13 PM): They know what works.... MrBongoNWC (6:10:19 PM): when it works. Huggybear747 (6:10:22 PM): You got to cater to retards and droolers MrBongoNWC (6:10:40 PM): If that's how you treat your audience...that's what you get. MrBongoNWC (6:11:24 PM): They came to be entertained...if the only thing that's funny in your piece is a poo joke...that's slim pickings. Huggybear747 (6:11:49 PM): Well, you don't have to necessarily be retarded, but they can be MrBongoNWC (6:12:21 PM): It happens sure....but I think our Aborted baby thing was the best thing we've done...cause it's a smart joke... MrBongoNWC (6:12:59 PM): sure it's a sausage taped to your belly button and a walking sight gag...but we had some really interesting stuff in that... Huggybear747 (6:13:06 PM): you got to have a mix........if you were doing a show for Dramatists maybe you should sophisticate it up.........if you got beer drinkin' hillbillies, you might be able to slip shakesphere, but why worry about why an actor smokes a cigarette? MrBongoNWC (6:14:52 PM): Everything you show in a film causes a thought in an audience member's brain. They fill in the blanks. The WHYS, The WHATS....but if you want them to be on the same page as YOUR intentions, you got to be mindful of that shit. Huggybear747 (6:15:37 PM): I kinda like the thought of a film becoming a beast of it's own Huggybear747 (6:15:42 PM): it is what it is Huggybear747 (6:16:20 PM): my intentions are never so sophisticated to go so far Huggybear747 (6:16:52 PM): and I don't feel the need to worry about whether an audience can mold it and shape it into whatever Huggybear747 (6:16:59 PM): Like Homo Zombie........ MrBongoNWC (6:17:11 PM): what about it? Huggybear747 (6:17:12 PM): Homos can hate us...........Christians can hate us Huggybear747 (6:17:16 PM): or then can like us......... Huggybear747 (6:17:27 PM): Let's see what happens..........that's what I say MrBongoNWC (6:17:34 PM): It's not about that... MrBongoNWC (6:17:39 PM): What were your intentions? Huggybear747 (6:17:39 PM): I hope they both get equally entertained and offended Huggybear747 (6:17:57 PM): and laugh and go awwwwwhhh and wonder why they go AWWWWWWWhhhhhhh Huggybear747 (6:18:05 PM): that's mainly my intention MrBongoNWC (6:18:09 PM): Then you had to balance that, otherwise you don't achieve that... Huggybear747 (6:18:49 PM): I said already I have simple intentions Huggybear747 (6:18:55 PM): not none whatsoever MrBongoNWC (6:19:02 PM): I like AWWWWhhhhh when it's about something that everybody knows is more TRUE than we admit....not when it's GROSS or OFFENSIVE for NO PURPOSE...that's funny to me. Huggybear747 (6:19:30 PM): Well, No one laughs at lies as good as they laugh at truth MrBongoNWC (6:19:43 PM): Native Americans are pathetic. MrBongoNWC (6:19:45 PM): HAHAHA Huggybear747 (6:19:51 PM): lies aren't real........there's nothing to be afraid of MrBongoNWC (6:21:24 PM): A lie is reality. Lies are perception. And there is something to fear and that's the truth. Huggybear747 (6:22:10 PM): Well, to me, many people make lies reality, but divine truth, real truth Huggybear747 (6:22:18 PM): shit you can't deny.......is truth to me Huggybear747 (6:22:29 PM): that's why you gotta laugh MrBongoNWC (6:22:33 PM): Are you saying you don't take comfort in lies? Huggybear747 (6:23:01 PM): Well, last time I checked, i"m a person MrBongoNWC (6:23:09 PM): yeah.... Huggybear747 (6:23:38 PM): ........and guess how I deal with it MrBongoNWC (6:23:49 PM): laughing? Huggybear747 (6:23:51 PM): guess how you deal with it MrBongoNWC (6:23:58 PM): whining? Huggybear747 (6:24:03 PM): well, we take it a little further......... Huggybear747 (6:24:05 PM): that too Huggybear747 (6:24:25 PM): But we make it artistic expression MrBongoNWC (6:24:53 PM): Ok...I'm writing that sketch about Jesus.... Huggybear747 (6:25:52 PM): And what's more important to me, then that of portraying an EXACT idea that I, or you, or Nick just so happened to ponder over.....I find it more rewarding to just lay it out there with the simple guidelines and have the audience take it where they may MrBongoNWC (6:26:08 PM): the one about finding the court stenographer's transcript of his trial in Jerusalem...about how he can only do miracles if he rubs them on his ass first... Huggybear747 (6:26:44 PM): Unless you plan to make the audience imitators.......why give them an exact vision to recreate, let them create their own....... Huggybear747 (6:27:33 PM): I think farting would be funnier then that of rubbing his ass Huggybear747 (6:27:42 PM): and sicker Huggybear747 (6:27:48 PM): and more sin worthy MrBongoNWC (6:27:56 PM): Well...until I get to the part with the blind man who wants to see... Huggybear747 (6:28:17 PM): you have to have Jesus loving those foot massages Huggybear747 (6:28:27 PM): everywhere he went, some bitch is washing his feet MrBongoNWC (6:28:34 PM): They relax him....so he can fart. MrBongoNWC (6:28:40 PM): lol Huggybear747 (6:28:56 PM): there's gotta be something dirty about the feet washing Huggybear747 (6:29:13 PM): who in the fuck soaps their feet Huggybear747 (6:29:30 PM): who comes home and just puts their foot in a bowl and washes ti MrBongoNWC (6:30:53 PM): It was sign of respect back in the day...to wash the feet of a weary traveler who didn't bother to invent a good pair of shoes yet. Huggybear747 (6:31:53 PM): yeah, that's why THEY say Huggybear747 (6:32:02 PM): what* MrBongoNWC (6:32:34 PM): I think it was so he could thump them in the head with his cock... Huggybear747 (6:32:34 PM): and you know what........Jesus...........shitty carpenter Huggybear747 (6:32:49 PM): couldn't build a bookend Huggybear747 (6:33:34 PM): the whole Shroud of turin...........just so he can cop a last feel MrBongoNWC (6:33:42 PM): I think it's funny that the son of god has to blast ass on you just to heal your leprosy. Huggybear747 (6:34:32 PM): what do they call people that drink their own piss? Huggybear747 (6:34:39 PM): For health reasons? MrBongoNWC (6:34:41 PM): I think I'm going to rent the Passion and rip a lot from that.... MrBongoNWC (6:34:55 PM): Ummm....urethicians? MrBongoNWC (6:34:59 PM): I think. Huggybear747 (6:35:02 PM): Holy Water...........back in the day........it was Jesus piss Huggybear747 (6:35:34 PM): tie in all miracles with bodily functions Huggybear747 (6:35:58 PM): Except for giving a lady a pearl necklace Huggybear747 (6:36:04 PM): he just dug that MrBongoNWC (6:37:33 PM): Even better...when he farts on the water and turns it into wine....they have to light it on top like flaming shot.... Huggybear747 (6:38:30 PM): a flaming moe MrBongoNWC (6:44:58 PM): They killed Jesus cause he just could clear an entire room with his poots. MrBongoNWC (6:46:15 PM): ugh...it's too funny. MrBongoNWC (6:46:22 PM): What are you up to this weekend? Huggybear747 (6:46:24 PM): the last supper, that was just seconds before he told them to come closer because he had a secret to tell....... Huggybear747 (6:46:35 PM): but of course he secret was............ Huggybear747 (6:46:39 PM): BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huggybear747 (6:46:43 PM): a barn burner MrBongoNWC (6:47:56 PM): Everytime you say Jesus Christ when someone farts, an angel gets his wings. Huggybear747 (6:51:09 PM): naturally Huggybear747 (6:51:21 PM): speaking of farting and miracles.........i'm gonna shit and eat some more
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