I know I post too many IM convos, but fuck it, it's where I work brilliance.
2005-01-18 - 3:09 p.m.
Fuck a sinus infection. YAY! for Nyquil liqui-gels. I swear my nostrils are pieced up. I'm used to the stuffyness. I'm well accustomed to the runny-ness, but this feeling of having to hydrate my nose just so I can blow it shit, isn't cool. I have this general rule. Green snot means i'm sick. Clear snot means it's allergies. Green snot and blood means my sinuses are fucked up beyond all recognition. The latter being what I am suffering through right now. Anyone want to accept my donation of sinus cavities? It's a junker, great rebuild project or scrap it for parts. Never brown-nosed. Maybe I'll donate it to the boy scouts or something. Huggybear747 (3:24:34 PM): you're gonna be interning for the Maryland Film Festival, Nikc Huggybear747 (3:24:51 PM): Didn't you know I'm a psychic now? Grandmas Dick (3:25:04 PM): well i know that Grandmas Dick (3:25:14 PM): but really i AM psychic Grandmas Dick (3:25:17 PM): check this out Grandmas Dick (3:25:48 PM): thne other nite i dreamt ther was a guy with a black sheet on his head smashing peoples car windows with a hammer on rt 40 in front of acme Grandmas Dick (3:26:15 PM): today over in burger king a black guy was chasing a girl with a hammer and smashed her windshield and another car's Grandmas Dick (3:26:21 PM): in the parking lot Huggybear747 (3:27:29 PM): You know, psychic to psychic here........don't you hate when you dream these things? Why can't we dream about an incoming blowjob or eating an assload of pie? Grandmas Dick (3:28:01 PM): i foresee me jaking it today Grandmas Dick (3:28:03 PM): at some point Huggybear747 (3:28:48 PM): .......yeah, I see you were already in the process of Grandmas Dick (3:29:22 PM): ha Grandmas Dick (3:29:28 PM): get out of my head Huggybear747 (3:37:01 PM): Nikc, how long do you think it'd take to bust that second one? Huggybear747 (3:37:16 PM): ......you filthy bitch Grandmas Dick (3:37:20 PM): sorry Huggybear747 (3:37:36 PM): chapping up your hands Huggybear747 (3:47:15 PM): INTERUPTING JERKING! Grandmas Dick (3:49:53 PM): fuck you Grandmas Dick (3:49:57 PM): i'm slow roasting Huggybear747 (3:51:27 PM): crockpot Huggybear747 (3:51:41 PM): remember to baste the meat every half hour Huggybear747 (3:51:52 PM): ladle the lubricant Huggybear747 (3:52:04 PM): a spoonful
Huggybear747 (5:09:45 PM): how was the crockpot? Grandmas Dick (5:09:50 PM): still goin Huggybear747 (5:09:53 PM): damn Huggybear747 (5:09:56 PM): two handed Grandmas Dick (5:09:57 PM): gonna blow like mt fuji Huggybear747 (5:10:00 PM): hahahahah Grandmas Dick (5:10:04 PM): ruin my keyboard Grandmas Dick (5:10:12 PM): then take it to best buy Huggybear747 (5:10:12 PM): you havin a bukkake party? Grandmas Dick (5:10:20 PM): yup
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