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2005-01-18 - 3:09 p.m.

Fuck a sinus infection. YAY! for Nyquil liqui-gels.

I swear my nostrils are pieced up. I'm used to the stuffyness. I'm well accustomed to the runny-ness, but this feeling of having to hydrate my nose just so I can blow it shit, isn't cool. I have this general rule. Green snot means i'm sick. Clear snot means it's allergies. Green snot and blood means my sinuses are fucked up beyond all recognition. The latter being what I am suffering through right now.

Anyone want to accept my donation of sinus cavities? It's a junker, great rebuild project or scrap it for parts. Never brown-nosed. Maybe I'll donate it to the boy scouts or something.


Huggybear747 (3:24:34 PM): you're gonna be interning for the Maryland Film Festival, Nikc
Huggybear747 (3:24:51 PM): Didn't you know I'm a psychic now?
Grandmas Dick (3:25:04 PM): well i know that
Grandmas Dick (3:25:14 PM): but really i AM psychic
Grandmas Dick (3:25:17 PM): check this out
Grandmas Dick (3:25:48 PM): thne other nite i dreamt ther was a guy with a black sheet on his head smashing peoples car windows with a hammer on rt 40 in front of acme
Grandmas Dick (3:26:15 PM): today over in burger king a black guy was chasing a girl with a hammer and smashed her windshield and another car's
Grandmas Dick (3:26:21 PM): in the parking lot
Huggybear747 (3:27:29 PM): You know, psychic to psychic here........don't you hate when you dream these things? Why can't we dream about an incoming blowjob or eating an assload of pie?
Grandmas Dick (3:28:01 PM): i foresee me jaking it today
Grandmas Dick (3:28:03 PM): at some point
Huggybear747 (3:28:48 PM): .......yeah, I see you were already in the process of
Grandmas Dick (3:29:22 PM): ha
Grandmas Dick (3:29:28 PM): get out of my head
Huggybear747 (3:37:01 PM): Nikc, how long do you think it'd take to bust that second one?
Huggybear747 (3:37:16 PM): ......you filthy bitch
Grandmas Dick (3:37:20 PM): sorry
Huggybear747 (3:37:36 PM): chapping up your hands
Huggybear747 (3:47:15 PM): INTERUPTING JERKING!
Grandmas Dick (3:49:53 PM): fuck you
Grandmas Dick (3:49:57 PM): i'm slow roasting
Huggybear747 (3:51:27 PM): crockpot
Huggybear747 (3:51:41 PM): remember to baste the meat every half hour
Huggybear747 (3:51:52 PM): ladle the lubricant
Huggybear747 (3:52:04 PM): a spoonful

Huggybear747 (5:09:45 PM): how was the crockpot?
Grandmas Dick (5:09:50 PM): still goin
Huggybear747 (5:09:53 PM): damn
Huggybear747 (5:09:56 PM): two handed
Grandmas Dick (5:09:57 PM): gonna blow like mt fuji
Huggybear747 (5:10:00 PM): hahahahah
Grandmas Dick (5:10:04 PM): ruin my keyboard
Grandmas Dick (5:10:12 PM): then take it to best buy
Huggybear747 (5:10:12 PM): you havin a bukkake party?
Grandmas Dick (5:10:20 PM): yup

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