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action movie haiku
2005-08-04 - 4:15 a.m.
MrBongoNWC: I got another haiku:
MrBongoNWC: shit...no I dont....5, 8, 6...
MrBongoNWC: damn
Huggybear747: say it MrBongoNWC: Selling Heroin
MrBongoNWC: Invincible Ninja Thugs
MrBongoNWC: Uniforms not cheap MrBongoNWC: See? Not so funny now.
MrBongoNWC: Here we go: MrBongoNWC: Dudikoff Replaced
MrBongoNWC: By Moussed Personal Trainer
MrBongoNWC: Fucked up 3 for me Huggybear747: Dudikoff has to fight, color coded ninja force, yellow is badass
MrBongoNWC: lol
MrBongoNWC: me and Seth did a shit TON of Big Trouble in Little China ones.
Huggybear747: take girl with green eyes, add a trucker with ego, John Carpenter
dream
MrBongoNWC: Haikus just offer just the right amount of disrespect as those
movies did to Japanese culture. Huggybear747: Take girl with green eyes,
Huggybear747: add trucker with ego,
Huggybear747: John Carpenter HIGH
MrBongoNWC: lol MrBongoNWC: Kurt Russell slumming
MrBongoNWC: You're not fooling anyone
MrBongoNWC: John Wayne Impression Huggybear747: what the hell is that?!?
Egg? THE BEAST COMES OUT NO MORE!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? Huggybear747: Semi versus man
Huggybear747: cross fingernails, open eyes
Huggybear747: Peterbuilt loses MrBongoNWC: What's down there, Egg Chen?
MrBongoNWC: It's the Black Blood of the Earth
MrBongoNWC: Jack nods, Egg is CRAZY MrBongoNWC: Shot the Eyeball Dude
MrBongoNWC: Never Know Unless You Try
MrBongoNWC: The Surprise is Lost MrBongoNWC: HERE WE GO:
MrBongoNWC: Elevator Quiet
MrBongoNWC: Egg Chen's Potion takes effect
MrBongoNWC: Gay Moment is shared Huggybear747: Neon, Cornerstone
Huggybear747: of ancient chinese artwork
Huggybear747: import store sold out
MrBongoNWC: lol
MrBongoNWC: damn
MrBongoNWC: we have a poetry contest winner Huggybear747: Drank Egg Chen's potion,
Huggybear747: Feeling quite invincible,
Huggybear747: No rock protection MrBongoNWC: Egg Chen's Lazy Eye
MrBongoNWC: Do Not Confuse With Wisdom
MrBongoNWC: An Alcoholic Huggybear747: Kim Cantrell, she is
Huggybear747: way better whore then Chinese
Huggybear747: Mail-order bride, no? MrBongoNWC: Check the box, honey
MrBongoNWC: Fidelity Insurance
MrBongoNWC: My truck was stolen
Huggybear747: haha Huggybear747: Chinese gang members
Huggybear747: Utilitarian shades?
Huggybear747: Not an option folks.....
MrBongoNWC: lo
MrBongoNWC: lol MrBongoNWC: Massacre, Lightning
MrBongoNWC: I drove my truck straight through him
MrBongoNWC: China is HERE, Jack Huggybear747: Inflating yourself,
Huggybear747: Too long to be effective,
Huggybear747: Instant regretting
MrBongoNWC: lol MrBongoNWC: Little Guy Too Fast
MrBongoNWC: For My Whirling Slap Boxing
MrBongoNWC: Chop the Pig Statue
Huggybear747: hahahaha MrBongoNWC: Nice Knife, Mr. Burton
MrBongoNWC: I can't believe he caught it
MrBongoNWC: Knife already in head
Huggybear747: hahahah
Huggybear747: Skin is like scrapple
Huggybear747: Ain't getting any younger
Huggybear747: need green eyed bitch blood
MrBongoNWC: Elderly Lo Pai
MrBongoNWC: Looks like John Carpenter Now
MrBongoNWC: Get him Green eyed girl MrBongoNWC: His Last Good Movie
MrBongoNWC: John Carpenter lost his way
MrBongoNWC: Need Suck Russell's dick Huggybear747: Egg Chen Bus Tour
Huggybear747: Chinatown ain't worth a shit
Huggybear747: smells like roasted ass
for more haikus, check out my brother's entry.
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