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down with maggots.
2005-09-13 - 9:17 a.m.
I forgot to post this days ago, but it just occurred last Thursday. ENJOY! Huggybear747 (8:57:44 PM): Christ.
Huggybear747 (8:58:02 PM): The nastiest shit in the world happened to me when driving home today.
Huggybear747 (8:58:23 PM): About not even 10 minutes into the ride, I see a housefly
Huggybear747 (8:58:30 PM): and it lands on my shirt
Huggybear747 (8:58:37 PM): and it's not moving at all like in shock
peaceman630 (8:58:41 PM): ok
Huggybear747 (8:58:43 PM): it entertained me for a second
Huggybear747 (8:58:57 PM): so I didn't swat it away and paid my attention back to the heavy traffic
Huggybear747 (8:59:18 PM): 5 minutes later, the lil guy still is there, in the same spot I guess
peaceman630 (8:59:56 PM): right
Huggybear747 (9:00:48 PM): and I see lil white things......and I'm like, "IS THIS FLY POOPING ON ME?!?!? .....Wait a minute, flies don't poop.......he's just laying eggs on me...................Wait a minute, flies don't lay eggs.............and then I see the lil white things move and I'm like.......A FLY IS FUCKING LAYING MAGGOTS ON MY SHIRT WHILE I AM DRIVING!"
Huggybear747 (9:01:06 PM): Am I dead?
Huggybear747 (9:01:17 PM): is there something wrong with my hygeine
Huggybear747 (9:01:35 PM): I don't remember rubbing feces and dead carcass all over myself before I jumped into the truck
peaceman630 (9:01:41 PM): holy shit
Huggybear747 (9:01:44 PM): yeah.......
Huggybear747 (9:01:51 PM): I was like, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING FLY
peaceman630 (9:01:52 PM): that is, beyond words
Huggybear747 (9:01:58 PM): and I didn't want to swat it away
peaceman630 (9:02:05 PM): he's not helping to propogate the species is he
Huggybear747 (9:02:08 PM): I didn't want maggots falling into my truck
peaceman630 (9:02:14 PM): right right
peaceman630 (9:02:23 PM): wow
Huggybear747 (9:02:30 PM): the only dead stuff they could feed off my shirt were probably dead skin cells
Huggybear747 (9:02:39 PM): yeah, and that's not rotting
Huggybear747 (9:02:52 PM): so I drove all the way home with a fly laying maggots on my shirt
Huggybear747 (9:03:25 PM): until I got home, where I ever so slightly moved out the truck and did the Harlem Shake to get the bastards off me
peaceman630 (9:03:52 PM): wow man that's some self control right there
Huggybear747 (9:03:56 PM): yeah
Huggybear747 (9:03:57 PM): it was
Huggybear747 (9:04:04 PM): I fought my dry heaves back
peaceman630 (9:04:30 PM): i can only imagine
Huggybear747 (9:05:45 PM): yeah, it's a picture that's gonna last awhile in my head
Huggybear747 (9:05:52 PM): no song on the radio could of helped
peaceman630 (9:06:31 PM): nah, there's nothing really that's going to be able to take your mind off of the maggots being born on your shirt
Huggybear747 (9:06:55 PM): yeah, and moving no less
Huggybear747 (9:07:00 PM): moving live maggots
peaceman630 (9:07:25 PM): eesh
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