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In the Name of Brotherly Love.......
2005-10-08 - 11:39 p.m.

Huggybear747: Hey, by the way, thanks for leaving that 2/3 full can of Pepsi One on the edge of my computer desk behind my chair.
Huggybear747: That was FUN.
Huggybear747: asshole
MrBongoNWC: It was fine until you pushed it over. Don't lay this ALL on me.
MrBongoNWC: I'm sorry about my Pepsi negligence.
MrBongoNWC: Hope nothing got shorted out or broken.
Huggybear747: Yeah........Well, you are lucky
Huggybear747: and you should DRINK SHIT IF YOU OPEN IT
MrBongoNWC: how so? I got a fucking hole in my roof.
MrBongoNWC: Ok.
MrBongoNWC: Sorry...no more open beverage containers in MIKE's room.
Huggybear747: yeah, roof is an act of god, soda spill is an act of negligence
Huggybear747: roof is also an act of negligence now that I think of it.......but nothing you could of changed
MrBongoNWC: So is leaning back in your Dr. Claw chair without paying attention.
Huggybear747: Hey, I didn't viet kong booby trap my computer desk
Huggybear747: I am not in a war zone
Huggybear747: if I want to lean back when I'm typing, I can.
MrBongoNWC: Funny. It LOOKS like a bomb exploded in there.
MrBongoNWC: Some kind of terrorist act at a Ironic T-shirt/Feminist Bookstore...
Huggybear747: And your room looks like a cross between Robert DeNiro in Heat with Stuart Smiley decor for writers
Huggybear747: like an AA for writers room
MrBongoNWC: touche
MrBongoNWC: I think your room will be my main set piece in a television series I'm developing called "DYKE HACKER".
MrBongoNWC: "NOH FATTIE: DYKE HACKER"
Huggybear747: Your body emits a taco seasoning smell.
MrBongoNWC: Hey...I thought we weren't going to get PERSONAL. Ok...fine...
MrBongoNWC: Feta cheese is harvested from underneath your titties by Kraft.
Huggybear747: you have a gut like a hippo and the teeth like a 9 year old with no dentist
MrBongoNWC: Chiun...you are incredible, you know that?
Huggybear747: YOU BREATH LIKE A YAK!
MrBongoNWC: You sitting naked in a chair looks like a melted snowman someone through hair all over.
Huggybear747: You sitting naked in a chair looks like a fat man that someone through hair all over.
MrBongoNWC: You look like someone melted cheese over the fat fuck from "BLADE"....and then put glasses on it and took a picture.
Huggybear747: your mom's ugly!
MrBongoNWC: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! LEONARDA BENNETT IS A SAINT!
MrBongoNWC: I'm going to find where you LIVE and burn that place to the GROUND!
Huggybear747: I would burn down your place, but it's wet and can't catch a flame
MrBongoNWC: I wouldn't burn yours cause it's got...soda on it.
MrBongoNWC: shut up.
Huggybear747: communist.
MrBongoNWC: secular meat fascist!
Huggybear747: Occasional cast member of MAD TV!
MrBongoNWC: One Week sit-in guest host on the "View".
MrBongoNWC: Selling Steve Perry's mid-life crisis hot sauce: "Aerosmith: Sweet Peppers Emotion" and "Dude, Look Like it's Burnin" Jalepeno Sauce.
Huggybear747: Stand in host for TALK SOUP
Huggybear747: Voice coach for the Juicy Juice girl
MrBongoNWC: Host of VH1's "World's Hottest Celebrity Fatties?"
MrBongoNWC: You are the "Kicked in the Gonads" guy on a Japanese variety show called "Kubaki FUN TIME Exproshion!"
Huggybear747: Personal Assistant to the OXY-CLEAN king Billy Mays
Huggybear747: Arena league Football backup commentator for the Houston Armadillos
MrBongoNWC signed off at 11:00:02 PM.
MrBongoNWC signed on at 11:00:10 PM.
MrBongoNWC: You're the guy who pretends the "Body by Jake" ab-demolisher is WORKING.
MrBongoNWC: You host WIN LOSE or DRAW: Animals!!! on Animal Planet.
Huggybear747: You do the wardrobe for that big ass fat guy on the Spanish channel
Huggybear747: You answer phones in the background of MPT telethons
MrBongoNWC: You host the Style network's "BLING BLING WEEK OF RAP TOWELS!"
MrBongoNWC: You play in Emeril's band...cause people come for the JAZZ!
Huggybear747: You were a 2nd unit grip on the set of METEOR MAN
Huggybear747: You're Steve Gutenberg's agent
MrBongoNWC: You're the "behind the throne" guy for the Tyler Perry EMPIRE.
MrBongoNWC: You went belly up promoting PRO STARS: The CEREAL!
Huggybear747: You work at the mall, wearing an aviation suit, selling whirly birds
MrBongoNWC: dang
MrBongoNWC: stings a bit
Huggybear747: and you're not even Ukranian
MrBongoNWC: lol
MrBongoNWC: You will DIE alone.
MrBongoNWC: And with many many many Sammy Hagar Tequila bottles lying around.
Huggybear747: Hey, Cabo Wabo is expensive
Huggybear747: You are a "Buffet-teer"
MrBongoNWC: Mike...you go to Barry Manilow concerts for the Manil-HIGH!
Huggybear747: damn
Huggybear747: You are Elaine Boosler's protege
MrBongoNWC: You are her leather tracksuit and hair stylist.
Huggybear747: You're Paula Poundstone's Pants, and Rosie O'donell's panties with the dickhole in it
MrBongoNWC: Yeah...women aren't funny.
Huggybear747: you are right
MrBongoNWC: You try on every Paula Poundstone vest and then pass out Pop Tarts to the audience dressed like Rip Taylor.
Huggybear747: you are on the clean up crew for Gallahger performances
MrBongoNWC: You are the sole hired CLAPPER for "Huey Lewis and the News."
Huggybear747: You own DIPPIN' DOTS
MrBongoNWC: damn
Huggybear747: You are the casino floor boss for Gillian's
MrBongoNWC: You are the man responsible for the surge in Native American Wolf Prints on Fat Girl's T-Shirts.
MrBongoNWC: You are a BUYER for HOT TOPIC. (and Jesus put a curse on you so you can't kill yourself)
Huggybear747: You deliver potatoes at Medieval Times in character
MrBongoNWC: When the puppets break down at Showbiz Pizza...you FILL in...with your KEY-TAR.
Huggybear747: You play children songs at Sea World when the show gets postponed because Shamu wants to fuck
Huggybear747: You explain Parrots to people at the Rainforest Cafe
MrBongoNWC: You're the guy responsible for keeping TRIGGER HAPPY TV on Comedy Central.
Huggybear747: You bought the rights to "Gungho"
MrBongoNWC: You're the "PATCH ADAMS" of CHI-CHI's.
Huggybear747: you're the Patch Adams of Golden Corral
Huggybear747: You are a boat captain on the riverwalk in San Antonio, "And to your left, is the world's largest margarita!"
Huggybear747: You sell HOMIES to bowling alleys and Chinese takeout joints
MrBongoNWC: You fold balloons to crying children at Friendly's dressed like a clown pirate.
Huggybear747: You are a street magician
Huggybear747: that works solely in pantomime
Huggybear747: with a beret
MrBongoNWC: You make CROWDS disappear.
MrBongoNWC: You can stack CUPS super fast.
Huggybear747: you scoop horse shit at the Dixie Stampede dressed like a Cowboy
Huggybear747: You know how to play Star Trek Chess
Huggybear747: AND YOU'RE GOOD AT IT!
MrBongoNWC: You sit in your house filled to the brim with every MAGIC: the Gathering card waiting for a film crew to come in your house to show how weird this is, so you can silently masturbate in the closet as the Dragon told you to.
Huggybear747: You're losing your fire John
MrBongoNWC: You've been developing KRULL 2 for the last 14 years.
Huggybear747: You've been grooming Dustin Diamond to be an action hero
Huggybear747: You made Vin Diesel famous
Huggybear747: and Ice Cube loved by white people
MrBongoNWC: Michael Eisner?
MrBongoNWC: You made "No Doubt" instrument-free.
MrBongoNWC: Carson Daly sends you a fruit basket on your birthday for giving him a show.
Huggybear747: You are the guy who hands out the payola to keep "American Pie" playing on oldies stations
MrBongoNWC: You rolled Roger Daltrey out of bed to make me buy 70's music in BULK.
Huggybear747: You were the marketing genius behind ZIMA
MrBongoNWC: Mike's Life Goal: CHRIS KATTAN: MOVIE SUPERSTAR.
Huggybear747: christ that's horrible.
Huggybear747: You're the talent scout for "The Comic View"
MrBongoNWC: Blue Collar Comedy Tour? - people owe you a nickel everytime they SAY it.
Huggybear747: You were the man who signed "Dream On" for 10 seasons on HBO
Huggybear747: and the catalyst to keep "Arli$s" running
MrBongoNWC: I know TALENT.
Huggybear747: I know, that's why you funded all those MVP movies
Huggybear747: Most Valuble Primate
MrBongoNWC: You're the proprietator of the OJ Simpson video library...address the trunk of your Toyota Corolla.
Huggybear747: You pay Hammer to be his hype man.
MrBongoNWC: Busters got to hang. Hammer's got to hang.
MrBongoNWC: I see a mutual gain.
Huggybear747: You're in the works of engineering a Johnathan Taylor Thomas rise to A-list status
MrBongoNWC: You have a storage warehouse full of ARIZONA CARDINALS: SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! sweatshirts.
Huggybear747: You got 100 VHS copies of "Back to The Beach" because you thought they were going to be collectable when Frankie Avalon died
MrBongoNWC: You gave Annette Funicello Lou Gehrig's Disease...just to bump her memoribilia re-sale value.
Huggybear747: You collect AUTHENTIC HAWAIIAN MILK POGS
Huggybear747: you know 15 tricks with a yo-yo
MrBongoNWC: You don't care. CAUSE you LOVE POGS.
MrBongoNWC: You make clothes out of Skee Ball Tickets.
Huggybear747: You pick up girls at Renaissance Fairs
MrBongoNWC: You pick up girls by luring them to traps with Snackwells.
Huggybear747: Hey, I don't force them into the snare, you can see it, it's obvious
Huggybear747: you had your house feng shui'ed
MrBongoNWC: You made your house look like the Millenium Falcon...but the inside is all SMURF shit....even other nerds HATE your lack of commitment.
Huggybear747: You are a HAM RADIO OPERATOR
Huggybear747: card carrying in fact.
Huggybear747: you wear a badge.
MrBongoNWC: You are a secret shopper of Chipotle.
Huggybear747: damn
Huggybear747: You got hired as a temp at Wal-Mart to greet people when Ethyl had her hip replacement
Huggybear747: you're the guy at the bank who wears a suit and stands in the corner
MrBongoNWC: You got fired from the Great American Fudge Factory for not memorizing your mock Motown songs about FUDGE...(and you ate all the FUDGE.)
Huggybear747: John, you started at JOHNNY ROCKETS, and then you got noticed, and took my job at THE FUDGERY.
Huggybear747: They liked what they saw
MrBongoNWC: "Gleaming the Cube" stickers is your livelihood.
Huggybear747: You spent 300 dollars in quarters just to beat HOLOGRAM TIME TRAVELER
MrBongoNWC: You WATCHED and pissed your pants.
Huggybear747: hhahahah
Huggybear747: christ
MrBongoNWC: Then you went on the DANCE DANCE to dry your chapped PENIS...
MrBongoNWC: Thank you AIR VENTS!
Huggybear747: fuck you.
MrBongoNWC: I'm the winner.
Huggybear747: I'm out of wit.
Huggybear747: you are.
MrBongoNWC: WINNER IS ME!
Huggybear747: that one was too strong
MrBongoNWC: CHIP CHIP CHERRY!
MrBongoNWC: You got HOLOGRAM-OWNED!
Huggybear747: enjoy your victory John while you can
MrBongoNWC: I'm doing donuts.
MrBongoNWC: LITERALLY
Huggybear747: ......which means, get that 4 pack of plain Zingers from the snack machine, the 3 with frosting is good, but there's 4 in the plain pack
MrBongoNWC: I'm sticking my penis on donuts.
Huggybear747: indulge in your spoils.
MrBongoNWC: And then lying down for the Seagulls.
MrBongoNWC: Say KUMATE!
MrBongoNWC: SAY IT!
Huggybear747: actually, the word was MA-TE
Huggybear747: MA-.........................TEH.....................
Huggybear747: Kumate was the name of the tournament
MrBongoNWC: That one was for the Orge from Revenge of the Nerds.
Huggybear747: Alright, it's midnight, I wasted my night and my wit on you
Huggybear747: bastard
Huggybear747: have a swell night champ
Huggybear747: peass

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