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2004-05-21 - 7:50 a.m. TalHorizon: hmmm TalHorizon: king shit of fuck mountain Huggybear747: no Huggybear747: how bout, "owner of the world's largest single piece of jerky......." TalHorizon: how true Huggybear747: FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!! TalHorizon: aww crap Huggybear747: AWWWH SNAP! Huggybear747: get it right you putz TalHorizon: i'm such a nerd :-( Huggybear747: Jiminy CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! Huggybear747: It's GEEK TalHorizon: i'm also a nerd Huggybear747: Nobody is a nerd except for those desparate people on MAKEOUTCLUB TalHorizon: that's me! Huggybear747: GEEK, now everyone who knows how to upload pictures on a computer and type 30WPMs is officially a geek Huggybear747: You're on Makeoutclub? Huggybear747: I specifically asked for a nerd on makeoutclub that also thought he was a geek and his name would be Nick and he would of just recently moved to Cali Huggybear747: WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY RESPONSE?!?!?! TalHorizon: i was nervous Huggybear747: It was my photo of my 6 inch taint, wasn't it? TalHorizon: i saw your glasses and thought you wouldnt like me Huggybear747: I know...........IT'S INTENSE Huggybear747: But you know, I wanted to be INTENSE, because people just aren't INTENSE enough nowadays TalHorizon: only those who stick fight TalHorizon: those are the most INTENSE Huggybear747: but not like Straightedge intense.........but like, I haven't had any dirty thoughts in for real world in a long time INTENSE TalHorizon: wow Huggybear747: You ever masturbate and waft a fart at the same time? TalHorizon: it's the only way i can get off Huggybear747: ..............don't do it. Huggybear747: Only after a healthy dinner of fried cabbage Huggybear747: and onion rings Huggybear747: in a cheese whiz sauce TalHorizon: hmmmm Huggybear747: if it don't burn your nostrils, you won't be able to have the "geyser" orgasm that you always dream of TalHorizon: hmmm Huggybear747: blow a nut so big that you can simultaneously slap it out of the air like Mr. Perfect did with his gum before entering the squared circle TalHorizon: hmmmmmmm Huggybear747: what are you know? The guy from C&C Music Factory? TalHorizon: i'm seriously about to slit my throat...the smell coming through the window is hooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiddddddddd Huggybear747: What is it? Huggybear747: Trash? Huggybear747: busted condom? TalHorizon: it smells like naaaaaaaasssssttttty fish mixed with urine, puke, shit, and cum Huggybear747: tell your ho to douche Huggybear747: clorox, FLORAL SCENT TalHorizon: this is horrid...i doubt i'll live through the night Huggybear747: close the window fabreeze your nostrils Huggybear747: rub your nose in your least favorite allergy Huggybear747: LYSOL Huggybear747: GET THE DEAD HOOKER OUT OF YOUR ROOM TalHorizon: yay Huggybear747: SHE ISN'T WARM ANYMORE, NO MATTER HOW MANY HOT POCKETS YOU PUT IN THERE TalHorizon: she iiiiiiiisssssss Huggybear747: STOP SCALDING YOUR DICK AND BEAT OFF AND CRY LIKE THE MILLIONS OF OTHER MEN AND WOMEN TOO DESPARATE TO GET LAID AND TOO PICKY TO FUCK TalHorizon: :-(
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