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2003-09-03 - 4:29 p.m. I wore Tuxedo pants to traffic court today. I envisioned a big JFK-esque speech in my guilty with explanation plea, but I didn't have to go dramatic at all, but I really wanted to. That speech I was mulling over in my head was moving as fuck if you know what I'm sayin. I was thinking I'd get a standing ovation from the other traffic offenders in the room and have the judge let out a little tear out the corner of his eye. Had to drop 70 dollars and I paid with check, my checks had dust on them because I haven't used them in so long. I drive like an old lady smoking weed from now on.
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