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nuttin' 4 money, and your chicks for free.......
2005-04-08 - 3:36 p.m.
Grandmas Dick: man i wanna be a semen donor
Huggybear747: okay
Grandmas Dick: there was this listing on craigslist
Huggybear747: take all those ice cube trays out the freezer
Grandmas Dick: fuckin in fairfax va tho
Grandmas Dick: and you have to deliver ONSITE
Huggybear747: What? You can't beat off in a crazy weird sterile place around strangers nikc? Are you bitch or something?
Huggybear747: how much?
Grandmas Dick: no i'm sayin its far Grandmas Dick: 200 bucks per successful ejaculate
Huggybear747: Man, you can go to DC and take a train to Fairfax
Grandmas Dick: a six month position, you donate one a week
Huggybear747: once a week?
Huggybear747: God damn, can you work overtime?
Grandmas Dick: yeah
Grandmas Dick: ha
Huggybear747: shit, I can donate about 10 times a week
Grandmas Dick: ha
Grandmas Dick: crank em out
Huggybear747: fuck yeah
Grandmas Dick: just work 40 hours a w eek beatin off
Huggybear747: bring in my own jerk off material
Huggybear747: I don't give a fuck
Huggybear747: forgot it some days, be like........"excuse me ma'am, could you moan in my ear?"
Grandmas Dick: i'm sayin, i'm sittin here like a sucker not gettin paid for what i'm best at
Huggybear747: I know what you're sayin', you're sayin' in a far-fetched, round-about way, "Mike, do you want to carpool to Fairfax, VA each week for 6 months to donate ejaculate with me?"
Grandmas Dick: that would be sweet i wish that shit was in baltimore
Grandmas Dick: ha
Huggybear747: how do they know you're nut is "Successful?"
Grandmas Dick: a shaman
Huggybear747: hahhaha
Huggybear747: each week, we'll be like, "how did my super sperm do?"
Huggybear747: and if we don't get that check, we're all psyching each other up, "Damn, yo! I thought that last one was the money shot! Shit man..........I gotta eat.......keeping my balls on a velvet pillow all week....."
Huggybear747: keepin' my nuts climate controlled
Huggybear747: Would one wear dress clothes before donating, or wear athletic wear?
Grandmas Dick: brb
Huggybear747: so many questions.......
Grandmas Dick: my dad's like SHIT YEAH SIGN ME UP
Grandmas Dick: erica's like DO THAT SHIT!
Huggybear747: damn, that's 3 ways for gas
Huggybear747: And if Erica got a penis, that's 4 ways
Grandmas Dick: ha
Huggybear747: bring some nut there the first time, as a sign of good faith and good will
Grandmas Dick: well i thought if we collected all our sperm money together we could buy erica a penis
Huggybear747: a bag of nut
Huggybear747: like the indians did with the pilgrims
Huggybear747: you know, a sample of our fine wares
Grandmas Dick: the indians bought pilgrims penis?
Grandmas Dick: hey come over and get this DVD
Huggybear747: .......yeah, history class clouded your mind dawg
Huggybear747: Could I eat, shower, put on pants first?
Grandmas Dick: no
Huggybear747: Shit man, we could make sperm donation fun, race each other and shit
Grandmas Dick: i want you dirty
Huggybear747: BE LIKE, "I NUTTED 3 TABLESPOONS BITCH!"
Huggybear747: WHUT! WHUT!
Grandmas Dick: i was just gonna say that
Huggybear747: They'd put my face up on the wall, a fucking plaque and shit, like when people go to steak houses and eat 2 lbs of steak
Grandmas Dick: employee of the month
Huggybear747: 10000 successful nuts
Huggybear747: I'm in the "diamond" club
Huggybear747: they give me a special room and shit
Grandmas Dick: and kids across the globe are born with bad vision and sleep apnea
Huggybear747: hahahahah
Grandmas Dick: you sick bastard
Huggybear747: Yeah, just the side effects of being bad mutha fuckas
Huggybear747: And you makin' babies with nut pain and no dancing skills
Grandmas Dick: i got singin skills
Huggybear747: price to pay to be sons of superheros
Huggybear747: I'm posting this shit up, you know that right?
Grandmas Dick: yeah
Huggybear747: because it's worth it
Huggybear747: just like driving down to Fairfax in a carpool
Huggybear747: wear matching t-shirts and baseball caps
Huggybear747: ahahhahahah
Grandmas Dick: i mean i'm down if you are, its just a 6 month commitment
Grandmas Dick: haa
Huggybear747: THE NUT-BUSTERS!
Huggybear747: THE MASTER STROKES CREAM TEAM!
Huggybear747: 6 months, that's 26 weeks, and you know 18 good nuts is what, 3600 dollars?
Huggybear747: just for bustin' nuts in a cup?
Huggybear747: why are we working for free like suckas?
Grandmas Dick: yup
Huggybear747: just as long as we ain't doing it in some guy's basement apartment
Huggybear747: just imagine bustin' a nut that you know is going to score you 200 dollars? That is just soo fuckin' funny and brilliant and perfect at the same time
Huggybear747: Only drawback.........seeing babies on the street with our faces and mental problems.......raving alcoholics.........
Huggybear747: .........ehhhhhhhh........TV will fuck them up if we don't
Huggybear747: might as well get to them early.......
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