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2005-05-02 - 11:57 p.m. Admittedly, for someone who pays for this shit, I don't update frequently like I should. Anyways, why are alot of fat people overly obsessed with smelling nice? Really, big guy, do you gotta cover your body, your ENTIRE body in AXE because the heavy wheezing from standing up from a sitting-down position not detracting the ladies enough from your charms? Really, personal hygiene is cool, but come on, wouldn't you out there like to see more fat people sweating? .....Even if it's from eating? Really, it's comforting to me to know that a little physical exertion exists in these big bodies. You complain about the smell of your sweat, well, your shit don't smell like roses either. Maybe you should consider NOT eating country fried steak wrapped in bacon, dipped in ranch.....maybe you smell so bad because you actually EAT SHIT. .........So I'm fat too, yeah. So I'm proud when I eat like a Japanese Hot Dog eating champion but I'm also slightly disgusted in ways. I love GOOD food, you know the ones without 35 ingredients in them, half of which you can't pronounce. I'm thankful like a mutha fucka to eat, eat well, and have the myriad of food choices at my disposal. I never heard a woman wanting to sleep with anyone because "he just smelled nice...." ....certainly helps not to smell like rotten, microwaved garbage, but seriously though Chauncey, do you really got to whip out the "Compare to Polo Sport" when you wearing your "Big Dogs" T-shirt with your extra long gray and black nylon/polyester gym shorts? Of course, you're cruising for poon-tang, smelled-to-kill in something you should be wearing only because your planning to wash your overly small compact car. This same rule applies with ugly girls and nails......really, guys out there..... Who the fuck gives a shit about nails anyways? Well kept, manicure, pedicure......so why all this bullshit of encrusted jewels and drawings and press-ons and whatever else? What a waste of time, like blinking lights in the antenna of a cell phone. Never pretty girls that do this either, this ornate nail design, always the ho in the pastel orange/white butt pants, Some sort of BABY PHAT looking bullshit, decked out in 14k Kmart gold, either earrings or a pendant on their necklece spelling out their name.......which loosely identifies them with the herd of skanks (because they often roll in packs.) There's nothing worse then a one-foot-into-retardation-baby between these two types of people being fed a steady diet of APPLE JACKS, a baby bottle of Coca-Cola, and something within a cheese sauce base, smelling like a combo of CHARLIE, AXE body spray, and MARLBORO lights......
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