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2003-05-07 - 8:40 a.m. "Mal-funded" "Super-Majority" "Legislat-tores" "Siccc" Rev. Jesse Jackson Jr. likes to imagine-neer his words. "Super-majority" is my new shit now. Anyways, my brother and I fight sometimes, but all the times we don't fight we're making fun of each other. Essentially we eventually hurt each others feelings so bad that we have to throw a punch to the opposing arm. Today's scenario went like this watching Jesse Jackson Jr. talking to High School Students on CSPAN2. Me: Hey John..............YOU SUCK! John: haha! (Face turns serious) Me: (Putting on a wig) Come on Cletus! John: (John dive bombs me and surprisingly the couch stays up.) Me: (I put my fingers up his nose) John: Your fingers smell like onions! Me: (Sarcastically) 'Cause I've been scratching my balls, DUH! John: (Immediately starts pummeling me with punches.) I tell you man, it was worth the bruises to see his face. I wasn't really scratching my balls, but why tell him and break the moment? He punched my feet, that shit is evil.....
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