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2003-05-27 - 12:24 a.m. Just got back from an ADVENTURE and here is some tidbits in bullet blurb form.... -If I am feisty enough to get out of my sweatpants, you best believe we're gonna do something. -When you jump up high and the air and land feeling a sharp pain in your groin area, be prepared for the next couple of hours to feel like you got a jagged rock in your bladder. -The Pop Culture game (Which is of my creation) is the best game ever and can potentially leave your mind paralyzed for hours. It's a great way to kill time and give life to brain cells you thought were long dead. -You gotta be vocal about getting the drink comps in a casino. -Losing 200 dollars in less then 5 minutes is an amazing and terrifying thing. -Cold Rain can put a damper on any day. -You can see the most ugliest people in the world around 5am on a Sunday night playing slots at your local gambling establishment. -Johnson's Baby Cologne is the best cologne EVER and now will be the only cologne I ever use. -New Jersey is the shit hole of the entire Earth. -Only in NYC can you see people walking down the street wearing the most diverse and colorful shoes you have ever seen. -In Chinatown, there's a restaurant called 69. You can't miss it 'cause it's got signed one dollar bills all on the walls. Go there if you want cheap food and remember if you're non-asian you have to ask for the cheaper and better Rice Bowl menu. -Never pass up on a hand-made beaded coin purse that says WASHINGTON on it with a big dollar sign because you will never see something like that ever again. -They don't make Ultraman helmets in adult sizes. -CBGB's was a big disappointment. It felt like it had a Ruby Tuesday's atmosphere and was filled with people you'd see at Ruby Tuesday's ordering the cheese fries. -You seemingly pay a small fortune in tolls coming back from NYC to MD and you wonder where all that money goes because obviously they don't invest it in the roads you pay tolls for. -No smoking in bars in NYC, what a fucking crock of shit. 7.00 bucks a pack for cigs too, like it's making the air any worse then it already is. -There's some people, just some in NYC that walk down the street totally believing that they are the ABSOLUTE SHIT. -You only have 3 tries to get the composition of your sticky pic right. -The NJ nightsky is a bright orange.
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