Coed Fooseball
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Brother John singing Elvis Costello.

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"The" Steve doing his best Jim Morrison.

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Brother-Brother John on the mic.

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Mr-Sparkles doing his Rendition of Sir-Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" which if you would allow me to say......ROCKED THE HOUSE!!!!!!! (there's something about Gays and lesbians singing along when I say, "FELLAS!" *Gays and lesbians-"YEAH!" "FELLAS!" -"YEAH!" "DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOT DA BUTT?!?!" -"HELL YEAH!" "WELL TELL HER TO SHAKE IT!" -"SHAKE IT!" "SHAKE IT!" -"SHAKE IT!" "SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT! BABY GOT BACK!"

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Gay/Straight Relations?!?

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Gay/Straight rejections...... :(

But it's all for the better....WHO KNEW "WILD HORSES" COULD BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER LIKE THAT?!??!?

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Ryan Genius.

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Ryan soul.......(*Try a lil' tenderness people.......)

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Ryan Magic.......

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Free Titties and ass crack at the bar.

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Getting "Tag Teamed" (I got one of these lesbians numbers...she's 30 and said, "You're the coolest person I've met in 5 years!" and "I'm gonna take you to every lesbian bar in town!"

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Two Packs of Newports.

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Powerful duets.

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Gay/straight Awkwardness.

=(Finally)

A GOOD NIGHT.

.......oh, did I forget to mention...........

Free Titties and Ass crack at the bar?!?!?