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2001-09-14 - 3:04 a.m. A BIG ANNOYING RING SOUND OF A FIRE ALARM.... Fire drill. My 6th floor dorm hall has just been awakened and escorted outside for a fucking fire drill. What kinda shit is that??? 3am??!?!? Damn! How bout around 11pm or some shit....maybe Midnight. 3am?!?!? Lordy bejesus, doesn't make damn sense! I just saw alot of fucking people standing in the cold with their pajamas on, mad as hell. "I got class at 8am those bastards!" is the typical shit I heard. I secretly smiled on the inside when I heard them bitch and moan-I have no Friday classes. Is that evil?! Who cares, I just plan to get a lil tipsy and read a book on my day off. I'm no party fiend. All my friends are gonna be in class, I got no spendin money. No coke and whores on my agenda! Maybe a lil self-love when nobody is around, a cheeky indulgment. Masturbation is really weird away from home. Having a roommate really puts a strain on masturbation habits. Just look at it, you got males living with males in their sexual primes put in area full of woman their age and cup of tea and only .05% of them will give you the time of day to talk to them. I'm fully convinced near no one gets laid in college, it just doesn't happen as frequently as described in movies and books. I don't see it. If they do, well good for them. Still, the average college male's partner is his hand and the average girl has a "guy back home"....or practicing and indulging in alternate sexual styles. I don't know the exact stats if more "bat" leftie then rightie amongst guys.....maybe they use both, but anyways, it's something intriguing to me to see how people handle their "urges" in college. People really have to plan to jerk off in college, because when are you really alone by yourself??? Rarely at best, so you got to make the most of it. Everyone has porn on their computer here, all the fellas. I like those who try to hide it, but for saavy computer nerds like me, it's all too easy to break into their inner-sanctum. That's what finding someone else's porn feels like. You're exposing something very carnal about somebody when you unearth their volumes of Porn Star facial Cum shot mpeg. videos. It makes you laugh and makes the other person feel ashamed in a way. Some though love porn with pride.....which is ideal. It's desire, you shouldn't deny desires.......if you want to shoot cum in the willing faces of bimbos-who says it's bad to beat off to it?? Although I think the facial cum shot is a bit much and is not a universally accepted practice of "normal" woman. If I was a woman, I wouldn't want that sort of treatment. Why do you buy that box of tissues before the semester of college? Not to relieve runny noses on cold days, but to clean up your damn spillt children. It's messy....it's nasty........you got potential to stain furniture, upolstery, maybe even inflict permanent eye damage on your partner. It's just not right, how did it become erotic? Amyways, I'm just rambling and that's the way it's gonna be......anyways, I can't help but snicker when my friend's door is locked and I know damn well he don't got class, or a girl, and he's in his damn room too, probably strokin it. Why is catching masturbation in the act so funny?!? I personally don't want to catch anyone jacking off, but I'll just call them up on the phone and interupt their "rhythm" and they usually don't answer it.....but when they leave the room five minutes later, I give em the question "WHERE WERE YOU?-I CALLED A MINUTE AGO..." I love what they come up with, they usually just shake their heads, confused and not say anything, and I bet they can see in my eye that I know something and I'm laughing inside. I'm so fucking evil I know, this diary makes me look so evil. I don't wish this to happen to me.....my mom caught me with an erection once and that's enough for me. Anyways, I'm tired.....here's a great link to free porn. http://www.thehun.com
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