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2003-05-12 - 12:24 a.m. The Human Tornado says: Where do you exactly work? Hell? cindy-loo says: yes...aka...im a manager at wal-mart The Human Tornado says: no wonder cindy-loo says: yes cindy-loo says: kill me.. cindy-loo says: haha cindy-loo says: not for long tho The Human Tornado says: Damn, what department? cindy-loo says: i manage the whole store...im an assistant store manager The Human Tornado says: There's a Wal Mart in every southern town cindy-loo says: basically , im second in command. The Human Tornado says: Damn cindy-loo says: its a bad place to be..yikes The Human Tornado says: You know, they are having a big lawsuit.....about women discrimination amongst Wal Mart cindy-loo says: really.. The Human Tornado says: yeah, I heard it in the news The Human Tornado says: No lie. cindy-loo says: cool. The Human Tornado says: There was a buncha wal mart women getting together to file a civil suit The Human Tornado says: You get mad loot? cindy-loo says: yes...but its like selling your soul. cindy-loo says: the money is what keeps my sorry ass there The Human Tornado says: I'm about to become a manager maybe cindy-loo says: coolness The Human Tornado says: A pizza baron, that's my self-proclaimed title if I get it cindy-loo says: thats hot!!! The Human Tornado says: I'm hot. The Human Tornado says: They go hand and hand cindy-loo says: i noticed The Human Tornado says: You know what? People from Harvard, NYU, and John Hopkins reads my diary cindy-loo says: really... The Human Tornado says: H24-71.DATANET.NYU.EDU The Human Tornado says: roam187-82.student.harvard.edu cindy-loo says: i got a funny email from beatpsoriasis.com saying i linked a picture on their site...i laugh, what are they gonna do..give me psoraisis? The Human Tornado says: What? Were they angry? cindy-loo says: i guess...not that i care The Human Tornado says: They'll give that bandwidth you're eating a nasty case of dandruff The Human Tornado says: You'd have to break out the T-Gel. The Human Tornado says: man, I feel gifted, people in prestigious universities, read me, or laugh at me, or both cindy-loo says: ya, well, its just some picture from an entry long ago that i dont care about enough to find. i think if they are so concerned that they should invest in the procedure to block remote linking...cuz i am not about to stop. cindy-loo says: haha cindy-loo says: prestigious The Human Tornado says: me neither The Human Tornado says: it's the spice of life I tell you cindy-loo says: yes..haha The Human Tornado says: Harvard has smart folk. NYU has artsy bastards The Human Tornado says: JHU has abuncha brain surgeons in training cindy-loo says: haha...makes you wonder where you fit in.. The Human Tornado says: Pizza Baron? cindy-loo says: yes...hahahaha The Human Tornado says: I'm a bright bulb cindy-loo says: i noticed that.. The Human Tornado says: or boob cindy-loo says: haha..that too The Human Tornado says: As long as I'm a flavor explosion to people's senses cindy-loo says: aww..yes..plum goodness The Human Tornado says: You're a smart gal, you think I should finish school? cindy-loo says: i think you should ... cindy-loo says: it will be better in the long run The Human Tornado says: That's what everyone keeps telling me The Human Tornado says: So if you think if I took a break, I'd never go back? cindy-loo says: well, it just depends if you think that the whole pizza baron thing will keep you happy cindy-loo says: hmmm..it could happen depending on how determined you are. i took a break and went back. The Human Tornado says: I just don't want to be a bum and freeloader, what I really want is a chance to breathe The Human Tornado says: What did you major in? cindy-loo says: i have my bachelor of fine arts cindy-loo says: im expanding into web design tho. The Human Tornado says: Naturally, you are a crafty one cindy-loo says: took a minor in english literature cindy-loo says: thanks. The Human Tornado says: So how many years and hair pulling moments did it take? cindy-loo says: basically 4 The Human Tornado says: Maybe I'll take one class next semester to keep me in check cindy-loo says: ya, good plan The Human Tornado says: Pizza Baron and student The Human Tornado says: So is there anyone you want me to spare when I take over the world? cindy-loo says: hmm...perhaps...john waters cindy-loo says: and the members of ween cindy-loo says: as i must have wild sex with all of them cindy-loo says: and anthony kiedis The Human Tornado says: Gene and Dean-er? cindy-loo says: yes cindy-loo says: yes cindy-loo says: yes The Human Tornado says: Man, I don't know about all that, they do rock cindy-loo says: oh, and heath ledger cindy-loo says: i wanna tap that ass fo sure cindy-loo says: yes.. The Human Tornado says: so you just want me to spare hunks. The Human Tornado says: No family, pets, friends. The Human Tornado says: just booty The Human Tornado says: You're mind is on a track The Human Tornado says: and booty is the next and only stop cindy-loo says: well, you could likely spare the animals... The Human Tornado says: The band? The Human Tornado says: or the creatures? cindy-loo says: no, the species cindy-loo says: creatures..yes The Human Tornado says: I can just imagine you tearing Ween up in the Poopship cindy-loo says: totally.. cindy-loo says: i wanna be their love slave.. cindy-loo says: and throw my panties at them. The Human Tornado says: Pure Guava Cindie, PURE GUAVA cindy-loo says: yes..... The Human Tornado says: I never thought of them as sex symbols, but now I can never see them different cindy-loo says: yes... cindy-loo says: they are my absolute favourite band. The Human Tornado says: You'd fall in love with my friend then The Human Tornado says: Ween Fanatic cindy-loo says: really..!!!! The Human Tornado says: I remember when he was on a quest for pork roll egg and chees cindy-loo says: hook him to my veins The Human Tornado says: You guys could talk Ween till the cows came home cindy-loo says: yes... The Human Tornado says: A lady Ween fanatic, I didn't know they even existed cindy-loo says: hahah..oh ya baby The Human Tornado says: Yeah, you gotta meet my friend cindy-loo says: if hes as cute as you..hook me up The Human Tornado says: He's more of a genius then me cindy-loo says: oh yeah... The Human Tornado says: Can play the banjo cindy-loo says: haha..really.. The Human Tornado says: yup cindy-loo says: i play drums...used to more than i do now. The Human Tornado says: I'm gonna get me a drum set The Human Tornado says: one day cindy-loo says: mine is at my parents house The Human Tornado says: Man, you gotta rock out more often cindy-loo says: my dad is a guitar collector and teaching himself drumming..basics. The Human Tornado says: damn The Human Tornado says: cool parents cindy-loo says: in highschool i was in a punk band...it was good fun. cindy-loo says: my dad has some great guitars..classic ones..i dont know much about really..only that there are insured for a LOT cindy-loo says: my inheritance..sweeet The Human Tornado says: damn The Human Tornado says: that is splenda sweet cindy-loo says: ya cindy-loo says: did you tell your mommy happy moms day? The Human Tornado says: yes The Human Tornado says: I got her a watch cindy-loo says: sweet The Human Tornado says: SO SHE COULD KNOW THE TIME! Flava Flav style cindy-loo says: of course The Human Tornado says: and you got your moms? cindy-loo says: i guess you couldnt find that giant wall clock necklace then? The Human Tornado says: Nah, I'm thinking about just rocking a digital alarm clock that takes 9Vs cindy-loo says: good idea The Human Tornado says: what was your punk band called? cindy-loo says: melt The Human Tornado says: what did you play? The Human Tornado says: like songs wise? cindy-loo says: i drummed and did slow vocals...i have too soft a voice ...and cant really scream... cindy-loo says: hmm....sounded a little like....hmm...brassy...if you are familiar The Human Tornado says: nope The Human Tornado says: any covers? cindy-loo says: hmm..ok, not really..the lead singer was a really talented musician..he wrote all the material..i believe he is in a bigger time band now..although we lost touch. The Human Tornado says: bigger time band? cindy-loo says: as in somewhat up and coming..haha The Human Tornado says: oh cindy-loo says: i forget the name..they have a website i think The Human Tornado says: keep on rockin till the grave cindy-loo says: haha The Human Tornado says: okay, what's the worst hairstyle ever? cindy-loo says: in general or that i have adorned? The Human Tornado says: both cindy-loo says: hmm..ok, the mullet..is the worst..and i would have to say my worst hairstyle would be the bowl haircut i had in kindergarten The Human Tornado says: alright, my friend and I came up with this one, THE PUFF cindy-loo says: hahaha The Human Tornado says: It's when black folks took to not shaving a lil box of hair on the back next to their neck cindy-loo says: yes..hahha....excellent The Human Tornado says: and it was made worse, by adding the rat tail to it The Human Tornado says: rat tail/puff combo, usually accentuating the high top fade with the beveled parts on the side cindy-loo says: haha...once my dad had a rat tail because he thought they were cool and he made my mom braid it. until one day she cut it off when he was sleeping. The Human Tornado says: and it was funny, cause I see the exact, hideous style today while delivering pizza The Human Tornado says: hahhahah! cindy-loo says: haha...there is a hot pizza guy that lives downtown here. one day i wanna enact some bad 70s porno scene with him. The Human Tornado says: Man, this dude had the puff, but it wasn't at the bottom of his hair, where his neck started, it was above that spot about 2 inches, in the middle, everything else shaved and a lil tail pokin out of the puff cindy-loo says: haha..hot The Human Tornado says: was there any good 70s porno? The Human Tornado says: Hey, that's a pizza, whoops! That's my pants.......on.........the floor.................wakka wakka chau The Human Tornado says: Man, you know sometimes, sometimes I wish for that random pizza boy fantasy to come to life cindy-loo says: thats awesome..haha cindy-loo says: want my address? haha The Human Tornado says: that'd be a hell of a delivery and the pizza would be col..........wait a minute, this isn't about pizza! cindy-loo says: haha....hahahah cindy-loo says: you are killing me here The Human Tornado says: You ever laugh so much your cheeks hurt? cindy-loo says: ya The Human Tornado says: what a wonderful feeling cindy-loo says: yes..definately. The Human Tornado says: or better yet, when you make someone snort The Human Tornado says: or even more better, make someone have soda come out their nose cindy-loo says: yes... The Human Tornado says: and lose control of bodily functions cindy-loo says: ok, i havent taken it that far. haha The Human Tornado says: Man, I've done it cindy-loo says: haha The Human Tornado says: I don't know what the whole connection between farting and laughing is The Human Tornado says: but it's there somewhere cindy-loo says: haha..yes cindy-loo says: i suppose The Human Tornado says: I made a kid pee his pants once The Human Tornado says: It was evil The Human Tornado says: I froze him in freeze tag and just stood next to him so no one could unfreeze him The Human Tornado says: and he had to pee bad The Human Tornado says: and then he was torn in playing the game and urinating on himself cindy-loo says: haha..awesome The Human Tornado says: Somehow I convinced him of the beauty of the sport The Human Tornado says: needless to say, he started running in half-piss The Human Tornado says: and that made my and my friend's cheeks hurt throughly cindy-loo says: haha...that is a great visual. The Human Tornado says: laughing at a lil kids public solo golden shower? cindy-loo says: yes The Human Tornado says: yes it is The Human Tornado says: PRICELESS The Human Tornado says: ahhh, where are you now Greg, you and your pee soaked pants. cindy-loo says: poor guy...hes likely crying as we speak/ The Human Tornado says: Well, as long as tears are the only liquid that's being ejected out his body............ cindy-loo says: haha..yes, or else the pull-ups better be in full effect The Human Tornado says: that they should, that they should The Human Tornado says: anyways, I gotta shower, I smell peacant cindy-loo says: ok...talk with ya later The Human Tornado says: Sweet dreams, try not to have nightmares of peeing children in Wal Mart holding Ween hostage cindy-loo says: haha..thanks...goodnight The Human Tornado says: night cindy-loo says: night
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